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The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 25 January 2011

rockyhotspur

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Truth is we need a Benzema type, and a Suarez. I really want Suarez, I think he's a perfect fit for our bunch of pussies. He'd give us a bit of Tevezness up front.

If we could sign Diarra too I'd let Bomber come round and rape my dog (it's safe, she's just been "done". And donate £150 to SC of course.


You know that you will have to have your dog put down afterwards. You don't what diseases bomber will transmit! :razz:
 

Azrael

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May 23, 2004
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I've made no attempt to prove that.

I've referenced the disparities between the historical information given regarding players likely to sign from Madrid, and what the actual outcome was.

You need to withdraw that statement.
Oh please. Be an internet lawyer all you want. We can spot the obvious when we see it. Res ipsa loquitur.
 

fazza

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No you don't. But Lewandowski is ready to be our saviour. Goodness me.

God he was awful the other day for Dortmund, Missed a sitter he did. Oh and don't think I didn't see your post about me cumming on my keyboard, How would you know that, Pervy Pivot.

:lol:
 

Bus-Conductor

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It does still apply that:

"i dont know that anythings changed on suarez..."

doesn't chime with the very strong statements made. Something must have changed, particularly as Ajax have struck a very determined stance on Liverpool's offer and demanded that any offer be finalised by tomorrow.

But what may have happened is the Adebayor situation changing Benzema's situation and sudden availability. Benzema was probably at the top of Redknapp's list, which may have changed the goalposts radically.

Personally I really want Suarez, and think he'd be guaranteed to fit into the EPL and us, but I can understand us pursuing Benzema, as he also fits the bill in terms of the Uber type.
 

SpurSince57

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Benzema is quality. He would be a big hit and a no brainer. There is always the question mark whether Suarez can do it in a big league.

Many players fail at Real Madrid
and bounce back. VDV, Sneijder, Robben for eg.

You realise there's a certain contradiction here, don't you?

And you realise that Benzema can't play with his back to goal and can't hold the ball up? He couldn't at Lyon, and can't at Real. Given that he's a lazy twat whose attitude has pissed off Mourinho no end, I 'd say he's just what we want. Not.
 

kishman

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Benzema is quality. He would be a big hit and a no brainer. There is always the question mark whether Suarez can do it in a big league.

Many players fail at Real Madrid and bounce back. VDV, Sneijder, Robben for eg.

Yeah but they're Dutch.
 

Bus-Conductor

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You realise there's a certain contradiction here, don't you?

And you realise that Benzema can't play with his back to goal and can't hold the ball up? He couldn't at Lyon, and can't at Real. Given that he's a lazy twat whose attitude has pissed off Mourinho no end, I 'd say he's just what we want. Not.

The perfect replacement for Berbatov.

Besides, once Redknapp get's to work on him he'll be running raaand like a kid on a 1970's Mike Reid game show.
 
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