Is there one?
I got stuck baby sitting a hyper active nephew last night, who forced me to sing children's songs with him. Whilst doing so, it hit me that some of these songs are simplistic enough to maybe be adapted into decent chants. You know, easy to sing, not the same old tune as every other club, with the player's name changed. So here's what I came up with at work today.
To the tune of, "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands."
Tottenham's number 10, Darren Bent
When West Ham made a bid, he never went
He held out for North London
Because he's not a pikey moron
Now he leads our forward line, Darren Bent
Tottenham's number 10, Darren Bent
All the goals that he scores are heaven sent
Playing the best he's ever been
Scored more than Berbatov and Keane
Gonna be the Prem's leading scorer, Darren Bent
I got stuck baby sitting a hyper active nephew last night, who forced me to sing children's songs with him. Whilst doing so, it hit me that some of these songs are simplistic enough to maybe be adapted into decent chants. You know, easy to sing, not the same old tune as every other club, with the player's name changed. So here's what I came up with at work today.
To the tune of, "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands."
Tottenham's number 10, Darren Bent
When West Ham made a bid, he never went
He held out for North London
Because he's not a pikey moron
Now he leads our forward line, Darren Bent
Tottenham's number 10, Darren Bent
All the goals that he scores are heaven sent
Playing the best he's ever been
Scored more than Berbatov and Keane
Gonna be the Prem's leading scorer, Darren Bent