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To celebrate the launch of Oulala, 'the world’s most evolved free fantasy football game', 1,500 British football fans were polled to find the funniest football terrace chants of the last 10 years. Amazingly there are no Spurs ones in there. To make matters worse, the Hammers win it with the Rio chant.
I would have thought at the very least the Ginola one about Posh would have been in there. Surely we can be credited for some really smart and clever chants over the years.
1. "His name is Rio and he watches from the stand"
Rio Ferdinand faced this chant after he was banned for missing a drugs test in 2003, sung to the tune of 'Rio' by Duran Duran (24 per cent)
2. "When you're sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora, that’s Zamora"
Fulham supporters on former goal-shy striker Bobby Zamora, sung to the tune of Dean Martin's 'That's Amore' (19 per ent)
3. "You should have stayed on the telly"
Alan Shearer suffered this chant when he stopped working on Match of the Day to take charge of Newcastle, but wasn't able to save them from being relegated (19 per cent)
4. "He's fast, he's red, he talks like Father Ted, Robbie Keane"
Liverpool fans salute their striker (18 per cent)
5. "Your teeth are offside, your teeth are offside, Luis Suarez, your teeth are offside"
Manchester United fans singing about Liverpool forward Luis Suarez's large gnashers (18 per cent)
6. "Deep fry yer pizzas, we're gonna deep fry yer pizzas"
Scotland fans made this threat against Italy's cuisine in a Fifa World Cup qualifier in March 2007 (18 per cent)
7. "Chelsea, wherever you may be, keep your wife from John Terry"
Sung to the tune of 'Lord of the Dance', Chelsea fans salute their Captain after his affair with former team-mate Wayne Bridge's ex-girlfriend (16 per cent)
8. "John Carew, Carew. He likes a lap-dance or two. He might even pay for you. John Carew, Carew"
Sung to the tune of 'Que Sera Sera' by Doris Day, this was the Villa fans' tribute to their player after he was caught visiting a gentlemen's club in 2008 (15 per cent)
9. "Fat Eddie Murphy, you're just a fat Eddie Murphy"
The Newcastle United fans heckling Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink back in his Chelsea days (14 per cent)
10. "You only live round the corner"
Fulham fans sing to Manchester United supporters during their 2-0 win in the 2008/9 season (14 per cent)
I would have thought at the very least the Ginola one about Posh would have been in there. Surely we can be credited for some really smart and clever chants over the years.
1. "His name is Rio and he watches from the stand"
Rio Ferdinand faced this chant after he was banned for missing a drugs test in 2003, sung to the tune of 'Rio' by Duran Duran (24 per cent)
2. "When you're sat in row Z, and the ball hits your head, that's Zamora, that’s Zamora"
Fulham supporters on former goal-shy striker Bobby Zamora, sung to the tune of Dean Martin's 'That's Amore' (19 per ent)
3. "You should have stayed on the telly"
Alan Shearer suffered this chant when he stopped working on Match of the Day to take charge of Newcastle, but wasn't able to save them from being relegated (19 per cent)
4. "He's fast, he's red, he talks like Father Ted, Robbie Keane"
Liverpool fans salute their striker (18 per cent)
5. "Your teeth are offside, your teeth are offside, Luis Suarez, your teeth are offside"
Manchester United fans singing about Liverpool forward Luis Suarez's large gnashers (18 per cent)
6. "Deep fry yer pizzas, we're gonna deep fry yer pizzas"
Scotland fans made this threat against Italy's cuisine in a Fifa World Cup qualifier in March 2007 (18 per cent)
7. "Chelsea, wherever you may be, keep your wife from John Terry"
Sung to the tune of 'Lord of the Dance', Chelsea fans salute their Captain after his affair with former team-mate Wayne Bridge's ex-girlfriend (16 per cent)
8. "John Carew, Carew. He likes a lap-dance or two. He might even pay for you. John Carew, Carew"
Sung to the tune of 'Que Sera Sera' by Doris Day, this was the Villa fans' tribute to their player after he was caught visiting a gentlemen's club in 2008 (15 per cent)
9. "Fat Eddie Murphy, you're just a fat Eddie Murphy"
The Newcastle United fans heckling Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink back in his Chelsea days (14 per cent)
10. "You only live round the corner"
Fulham fans sing to Manchester United supporters during their 2-0 win in the 2008/9 season (14 per cent)