Spurs chants not so funny

[riggi]

Your just a shit chas and Dave....?

 

[RichieS]

No Neville Neville?

Or Norwich Family?

WALOB.

 

[Marty]

Sometimes the best ones are just spur of the moment chants. I rememeber when we played Man City and Liam Gallagher was in one of the East Stand boxes giving it the big un'. The Park Lane chanted "you're just a shit Chas and Dave". He found it hilarous and applauded.

Wasn't that at the 3-0 win in 09/10? Great game and great chanting, one of the best games I've ever been to in terms of atmosphere and team performance.

 

[LSUY]

Our 125th anniversary match and Villa singing 'Happy Birthday dear Tottenham' after they went 4-1 up was great (made all the better when we got to respond with '4-1 and you fucked it up').

But my favourite has to be 'one man went to mow' because it showed up the stupidity of Chelsea fans as whenever something happened they seemed to collectively forget which number they got up to so had to start again.

 

[Marty]

10 men went to lift (FAT!)
Went to lift Frank Lampard
10 men and their forklift truck
Went to lift Frank Lampard

Should've been in there.

 

[kythg]

I had a chuckle when our away support sung 'You're just a shit Ralph Wiggum' at Leighton Baines earlier this season

 

[Shadydan]

This should have won:

 

[Shadydan]

or Peter Odemwingie's "Hey my name's Peter, Odemwingie. I'm in your car park.. So sign me maybe?!" (Call me maybe tune)

Genius

 

[mill]

Love the Park one someone mentioned earlier and the Odemwingie one's class but for me the Torres one was just amazing:

He's half a boy, he's half a girl
Torres Torres
He looks like a transvestite
Torres Torres
He wears a frock, he loves the cock
he sells his arse on Albert Dock
Fernando Torres, Carraghers bit on the side.

It got adapted when he signed for Chelsea but I can't remember how it goes

 

[Flashspur]

United fans to Liverpool, based on Ian Dury and the Blockheads....

"Hit me with your giro cheque, hit me, hit me."

 

[dimiSpur]

The fat Eddie Murphy was us wasn't it?

Not very imaginative but given their family history I always like hearing "A family of ****s, a family of ****s, John Terry's from a family of ****s".

 

[Strikeb4ck]

I liked the impromptu Soton one last season when Puncheon went to the bathroom mid-game and their fans started chanting "he went for a shit, he went for a shit, Jason Puncheon, he went for a shit" and "he shits when he wants, he shits when he wants, Jason Puncheon, he shits when he wants."

 

[Flashspur]

Hammers at Man City singing "You're nothing special, we lose every week." and Liverpool fans at Norwich, to the tune of 'the farmer wants a wife'...

"It's never the wife
It's never the wife
It's always the livestock
It's never the wife"

 

[Vwbottom]

"Your just a shit Michael Jackson" at Nani always makes me Shamonnn.

 

[Kiedis]

I had a chuckle when our away support sung 'You're just a shit Ralph Wiggum' at Leighton Baines earlier this season

Wasn't it "Shit Bradley Wiggins"?

 

[Chilli]

Lmao to the above, Ralph wiggum??!

 

[trasores]

my favorite was "chim chimney, chim chimney, chim chim cha-rew, Nayim was an arab but now he's a jew"

 

[thinktank]

One of the best ones I heard was chanted by Hibs fans about Graham Rix to the tune of "If you tolerate this" by Manic Street Preachers :

"And if you tolerate Rix, then your children will be next".

Sometimes the best ones are just spur of the moment chants. I rememeber when we played Man City and Liam Gallagher was in one of the East Stand boxes giving it the big un'. The Park Lane chanted "you're just a shit Chas and Dave". He found it hilarous and applauded.

Also, I know its puerile and not very inventive but I always found it amusing when we used to chant to Joey Barton "your sister's your mum"

 

[Sp3akerboxxx]

I always thought 'Martin Keown he's got a Monkey's head.' was a classic.

Not to mention Wenger's packet of sweets and a cheeky smile.

That Wenger chant was just a rip off of the Dave Jones chant.

 

[dixiespurs]

After several own goals by Djimi Traore, this was a classic

Don’t blame it on Biscan, don’t blame it on Finann, don’t blame it on Hamann, blame it on Traore. He just can’t, he just can’t, he just can’t control his feet…

Not so much funny but the scousers Greatest midfield in the World chant was quality.