Darren Bent chant?

[General Levy]

I thought we already had a chant for him?

something like, "Jermaine Defoe, he's a yiddo, Jermaine Defoe, he's a yiddo"

Dunno, I hear it a lot when Bent gets the ball... don't really understand it, but hey, it might catch on :shrug:

Darren Bent
Money well spent
Darren Bent
Money well spent

To the sound of Jermain Defoe, he's a yiddo

Have you still got me on ignore treacle?

 

[DJS]

Feed Darren Bent and he will scoooooooooore!!!!

Feed Darren Bent and heeeee willlllllll scooooooooore!!!


Y'know like the Shaun Goater song a few years back?

No? Ok then...

 

[Bonjour]

Of course.

There have been several variations..

Feed the Horse and he will score
Feed the Toad and he will score

etc...

 

[DJS]

Of course.

There have been several variations..

Feed the Horse and he will score
Feed the Toad and he will score

etc...

Right I'm guessing the Horse was van Nisterooy but who is the toad...? :think:

 

[Bonjour]

Right I'm guessing the Horse was van Nisterooy but who is the toad...? :think:

'The Horse' was/is Geoff Horsefield.

'The Toad' was Kazuyuki Toda.

That's right, even someone as poor as Toda had his own song.

 

[Chris12345]

Nope, don't have anyone on ignore... just don't read your posts cos you're a **** :up: :wink:

 

[ShelfSide18]

Darren Bent Bent Bent
Darren Bent Bent Bent

 

[General Levy]

I'm glad that we cleared that one up :kiss:

 

[JamesTheYiddo]

Darren Bent, Daren Bent
Darren Darren Bent
He's got no hair but we dont care, Darren Darren Bent

:up:

^^^^

 

[mabolsa_ritchey]

I like the one that dougal mentioned in another thread, I just cant remember it/be bothered to look for it!

 

[PYiddy]

darren bent, darren bent darren bent darren bent.

then you repeat but 1 key higher, and we all get up off our chairs


like westlife.

 

[spursgirls]

I think the best chants are the ones that don't mention past players! Also better to praise our own lads.

 

[ravo]

We all dream of a team of Darren Bents a team of Darren Bents a team of Darren Bents

Thats what we where singing when he scored his hat-trick against Roma

Best one so far. Nice and easy.

 

[Bonjour]

So the best we can come up with is a recycling of either Robbie Keane's or Ian Wank's songs.

Awesome.