Darren Bent chant?

[Legacy]

Is there one?

I got stuck baby sitting a hyper active nephew last night, who forced me to sing children's songs with him. Whilst doing so, it hit me that some of these songs are simplistic enough to maybe be adapted into decent chants. You know, easy to sing, not the same old tune as every other club, with the player's name changed. So here's what I came up with at work today.

To the tune of, "If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands."

Tottenham's number 10, Darren Bent
When West Ham made a bid, he never went
He held out for North London
Because he's not a pikey moron
Now he leads our forward line, Darren Bent

Tottenham's number 10, Darren Bent
All the goals that he scores are heaven sent
Playing the best he's ever been
Scored more than Berbatov and Keane
Gonna be the Prem's leading scorer, Darren Bent

 

[JamesTheYiddo]

Darren Bent, Daren Bent
Darren Darren Bent
He's got no hair but we dont care, Darren Darren Bent

:up:

 

[Bonjour]

Darren Wank Wank Wank
Darren Wank Wank... no, wait...

 

[MattyP]

Oh Darren Bent is heaven sent
Oh Darren Bent is heaven sent
But we won't get his name on our shirt
Oh Darren Bent is heaven sent
:shrug:

 

[gibbs131]

"Arry's not bent but Darren is"

Repeated 1000 times to the tune of flight of the bumble bee

 

[General Levy]

Darren Bent
Money well spent
Darren Bent
Money well spent

To the sound of Jermain Defoe, he's a yiddo

 

[Joycer]

Like The First One :up:

 

[degoose]

We all dream of a team of Darren Bents a team of Darren Bents a team of Darren Bents

Thats what we where singing when he scored his hat-trick against Roma

 

[alextheyid]

hmmm he's a tricky one..such a dull surname..

Darren bent bent bent, darren bent bent bent..

 

[alextheyid]

number one..is darren bent...number two...etc

 

[hughy]

Darren Bent! Darren Bent!
Darren, Darren Bent!
He's strong and quick, with a 12 inch dick,
Darren, Darren Bent!

 

[alextheyid]

TO the tune of Super trooper by abba:

Super Darren, super darren Be-nt,
Scoring goals for fun,
smiling having fun,
feeling like a number one...

Because today the..

Super Darren skills are gonna blind you,
and i won't feel blue,
like i often do,
because we all in the crowd love you!

 

[alextheyid]

haha here's the tune..sing along

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=A-sOPgaztjI

 

[miles_64]

To the tune of Smelly Cat

Darren Bent, Darren Bent,
Modric is feeding you,
Darren Bent, Darren Bent,
Score us a gooooal!

 

[bill]

I posted this on another thread

http://www.spurscommunity.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?t=39505


I know a super striker
and his name is Darren Bent
And when he puts it in the net
We know he's heaven sent

A brace against Man City
and one against the scum
And three against the Zagreb
And we know there's more to come.

oh Darren Bent, Darren Bent, Darren Darren Bent,
and when he puts it in the net we know he's heaven sent.

oh Darren Bent, Darren Bent, Darren Darren Bent,
Scored against the scum and there's more to come.
Darren Darren Bent!

ends.





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[milkman]

To the tune of 'You can stick Sol Campbell up your arse'

"You can stick Berbatov up your arse
You can stick Berbatov up your arse
You can stick Berbatov
stick Berbatov
Stick Berbatov up your arse

'Cause we've get Bent up front!
Saying we've got Bent up front!
We've got Bent
we've got Bent
We've got Bent up front!"

Could possibly sing 'Benty' instead of 'Bent'
I'll let you guys decide if this will work...

Would love to get this chant going at the Man U match on 14th December!

 

[General Levy]

lol if you think anyone is going to sing these at spurs. Especially the ones that are original and sound good.

 

[Bonjour]

Indeed.

More than 7 words and you can forget it.

 

[Chris12345]

I thought we already had a chant for him?

something like, "Jermaine Defoe, he's a yiddo, Jermaine Defoe, he's a yiddo"

Dunno, I hear it a lot when Bent gets the ball... don't really understand it, but hey, it might catch on :shrug:

 

[Chris12345]

Darren Bent, we said you were shit
Darren Bent, but we're just fickle a bit