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West Ham Vs Tottenham: Match Thread

Gb160

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Jun 20, 2012
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Kyle Martino is to football punditry what King Herod was to baby sitting.

Robbie Earl is ex Wimbledon, so what the fuck does he know about footie?
And that ginger bloke they have on there is pretty terrible as well, the punditry on NBC is pretty poor generally, although the host kinda makes it bearable.
 

Chris Flynn

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Well i thoroughly enjoyed that match. 3 points, 3 goals, bit of drama and tension towards the end without really looking in trouble. Good stuff! Im aware that im breaking from the, as always, rational and even handed match thread zeitgeist
 

DJS

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He said before the match he was a West Ham fan

Yeah he said that before joking the spammers as well, yet when he was with us for years he was supposedly a Spurs fan..

I used to like him but just think he's a cock now tbh.
 

slartibartfast

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Please don't add Lamela as a big miss. I'd be suprised to see him start in this starting eleven.
Squad player, and in no way will be getting in ahead of Dele, Eriksen, or Son.
Agree. But he is a miss. Much rather have a fit Lamela than not have him. Some of the points weve dropped maybe wouldn't have been dropped if he was available.
 

Chris Flynn

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Yeah he said that before joking the spammers as well, yet when he was with us for years he was supposedly a Spurs fan..

I used to like him but just think he's a cock now tbh.
TBF he's always been a cock, he was just an idol for us during a period of not really having much to idolise. As a person....meh
 

Metalhead

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You reminded me of something Ray Wilkins said on TS yesterday. They never picked up on it but I think H&J might.
They were talkin about Ginola who was on earlier in show.
Alan B- He was actually dead for a full 9min ya know?
Ray- And thats not pleasent!!!!
Pissed myself.
Personally I try and cut death out of my life as much as possible :ROFLMAO:
Love H&J's comedy clips of the week.
 

Mate

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Sheringham is really fucking me off.

For a supposed Spurs fan he's always going on about Kane having to leave.

He's Spurs top PL scorer and probably wants him gone to preserve that record.

Sorry Teddy, Kane's about to leave you in the dust... probably this season.
 
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hodsgod

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Great pick me up having just spent 3 days in hospital and had emergency surgery. Cystoscopy and ureterscopy to remove a kidney stone. Having a camera and clamp up my wiener that was wider than my urethra was pure agony. One stretched urethra and peeing thick blood but at least no more stone. A win for Spurs has really cheered me up :).
Been through that last year going through it all again at the moment, currently living at home with a Nephrostomy, close to needing dialysis, but what the hell, we beat the spammers!
 

Univarn

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Genuinely unsure what match some of you watched. Had I come here instead of watching the match myself I would have thought we lost 5-0. Yikes people step away from the ledge and give the negativity a rest. We won 3-2 and were by far the better team. Even when we went down to 10 we kept them to only a few chances and conceded the 1 goal. Aurier's sending off was completely avoidable by both him and Poch but we move on and it's not worth throwing acid on an entire match because of it.
 

Sweetsman

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Imagine trying to settle in your new caravan, and then finding someone has let the tyres down and stolen your car. Now you know exactly how Spam fans are feeling today.
 

slartibartfast

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Been through that last year going through it all again at the moment, currently living at home with a Nephrostomy, close to needing dialysis, but what the hell, we beat the spammers!
Oh you guys have my sympathies.
Had kidney stone trapped in my tubes 9 years back. Nearly blacked out with pain. Got me at work the bastard. Had to be driven to hospital.
Morphine was nice though.
Had stent put in and was pissing blood for weeks.
Quite a funny story, went to Norwich Spurs friendly and needed a piss. They had a trough. So I start pissing and these 4 or 5 guys to my right see this stream of red come flowing down the gulley lol. Caused bit of panic.
Explained it was a stone not an std.
Had to have that changed after 4 weeks of agony for a smaller stent which I felt totally normal with... until I peed. Fk me the pain was terrible. Like some crushing my kidneys. Had to grip fkin wall and brace myself. Anyway after 2 months they got it out and thankfully I didnt need another stent as can sometimes be the case.
I've made sure I always stay hydrated now and never hold on for piss. If I need a pee I go. Apparently 50% of people who get kidney stone have it again within 5 years but I've been ok thank christ.
Worst pain ever. Women reckon its worse than childbirth.
Stay hydrated people.

Anyway, football...

Apologies for going off topic but fk it hurts lol.
 

John48

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Please don't add Lamela as a big miss. I'd be suprised to see him start in this starting eleven.
Squad player, and in no way will be getting in ahead of Dele, Eriksen, or Son.

Not sure I agree, because if Dembele's going to be out more often than not I wouldn't be surprised if a fully fit Lamela was played there instead of Sissoko.
 

shelfboy68

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Genuinely unsure what match some of you watched. Had I come here instead of watching the match myself I would have thought we lost 5-0. Yikes people step away from the ledge and give the negativity a rest. We won 3-2 and were by far the better team. Even when we went down to 10 we kept them to only a few chances and conceded the 1 goal. Aurier's sending off was completely avoidable by both him and Poch but we move on and it's not worth throwing acid on an entire match because of it.
Mate everyone is happy we won and got all three points but from 3-0 up to put our self in a position where we could of drawn was not great on our behalf, our defence doesn't seem as solid as last year.
Look at Chelsea, city and Utd who have all won and seen the game out with ease today whereas imo we made it harder than it needed to be but still we won and we stay in the top four for now so all good.(y)
 

Archibald&Crooks

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So there I am, fist pumping when during extra time there were four or five yellow cards as i'd put a fiver on Eriksen to score, both teams to score and there to be 80 or over yellow/red card points at 40/1. Happy days :woot:

Then I logged onto my account and realised it was Alli to score not Eriksen. Senile days :(
 
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