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West Ham Vs Tottenham: Match Thread

mpickard2087

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WEST HAM 2-3 SPURS
Harry Kane 34', 38', Christian Eriksen 60' Serge Aurier 70'
Chicharito 65', Kouyaté 87'​

Spurs: Lloris (c), Alderweireld, Sanchez, Vertonghen, Aurier, Dier, Sissoko (Trippier 78), Davies, Dele, Eriksen (Winks 73), Kane (Llorente 89).
Subs: (not used): Vorm, Walker-Peters, Nkoudou, Son.


West Ham: Hart, Fonte (Masuaku 74), Ogbonna, Reid, Zabaleta, Kouyate, Noble (c), Cresswell, Antonio (Carroll 28), Hernandez, Arnautovic (Ayew 66).
Subs:

Official Site Match Centre
Yellow cards: West Ham - Hernandez 80, Ayew 90+3, Reid 90+6, Carroll 90+6; Spurs - Aurier 64, 70, Llorente 90+6, Dier 90+6.

Welcome to another third rate match thread.

The Occasion:
2017/18 Premier League Season. Match 6.

Who:
Tottenham Hotspur vs. Some irrelevant side from East London


When:
Saturday 23rd September 2017
12.30pm Kick-off (BST).

Selected other Worldwide Kick-off times:

Adamstown – 3.30am
Caracas – 7.30am
Mogadishu – 2.30pm
Raqqa – 2.30pm
Rangoon – 6pm
Pyongyang – 8pm
Port Moresby – 9.30pm

Where:
The Taxpayers Stadium, Stratford, London

Featuring state of the art retractable seating, a roof that definitely doesn’t leak, concourses that they promise didn’t get designed and built at the bare minimum of expense with no thought to the fan experience, and, most importantly, unbeatable views of the action. All paid for by the football club, of course…..

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Why:
Contractually obliged to let them have their Cup Final every year.

How can I watch it:
UK – Live on Sky Sports PL Channel.
US – Live on NBC Sports
Rest of the world – Check for yourselves.
Other options may also be available…..

SPECIAL FEATURE – Meet the opposition:

Co-owners/Chairmen
David Gold and David Sullivan - "The Dildo Brothers"
Vice-Chair
Karren Brady
Manager
Slaven Bilic
Captain
Mark Noble
Star Striker
Andy Carroll
Training Ground
http://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/matchcentre/west-ham-united-vs-tottenham-hotspur-23092017/
Mascot
http://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/matchcentre/west-ham-united-vs-tottenham-hotspur-23092017/
..... And their firm
http://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/matchcentre/west-ham-united-vs-tottenham-hotspur-23092017/


Squads:
Tottenham Hotspur from:
1. Hugo Lloris, 2. Kieran Trippier, 3. Danny Rose, 4. Toby Alderweireld, 5. Jan Vertonghen, 6. Davinson Sanchez, 7. Heung-Min Son, 10. Harry Kane, 11. Erik Lamela, 12. Victor Wanyama, 13. Michel Vorm, 14. George-Kevin Nkoudou, 15. Eric Dier, 17. Moussa Sissoko, 18. Fernando Llorente, 19. Mousa Dembele, 20. Dele Alli, 21. Juan Foyth, 22. Paulo Gazzaniga, 23. Christian Eriksen, 24. Serge Aurier, 29. Harry Winks, 33. Ben Davies, 37. Kyle Walker-Peters, 46. Tashan Oakley-Boothe (Others TBA).

Manager – Mauricio Pochettino

West Ham from:

The above list was deemed liable to cause real distress and/or offence.

Team News:
Tottenham - Erik Lamela, Danny Rose and Victor Wanyama are still injured and unavailable.
West Ham – Who cares.
Predicted team, offered up this week by all of us contributing to the Youth Threads:
Well we made a start, but we’re still arguing about Marcus Edwards…..

Match Officials:
Referee – Michael Oliver
Assisted by – Simon Bennett and Stuart Burt
4th Official – Andre Marriner.

Weather Forecast:
Overcast. Temperature around 18c.

Score Predictor:
West Ham 3 Tottenham 4
 
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TheChosenOne

A dislike or neg rep = fat fingers
Dec 13, 2005
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I'm fucked....

It says Adamstown kick off 3.30 am - That's about 15 miles from here ? Confused.com
 

Everlasting Seconds

Well-Known Member
Jan 9, 2014
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I don't particularly like West Ham, but I'm afraid of admitting it in public because that might be taken by some that I actually care about their existence. Plus, my favourite ham is Parma ham anyway.
 

SugarRay

Well-Known Member
Jul 6, 2011
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please beat them, sick of them thinking they ruined our title chances.

Haven't you followed any of sky's previews this week? If we lose today we could be out of the title race again apparently...and no, I'm not joking!

6 games in and sky and their experts are ruling would be challengers out of the title race!:ROFLMAO:
 

spurfetto

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Aug 31, 2012
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off to the game today, mates wham season ticket holder, poor b@sterd, gonna have to keep very quiet!, fingers crossed for three points, COYS
 

Univarn

Lost. Probably Not Worth Finding.
Jul 20, 2017
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From the US. Never met a West Ham fan. When they visited my hometown last year everyone wore other team's kits.

Pretty sure West Ham fans are just some broken algorithm that was unleashed on the internet by mistake. They're a virus. Just thousands of popups screaming and yelling when you mistakenly download them a couple times a year. Well Kane is our anti-virus and a hat trick from him will do us well to send that virus to the recycle bin where it belongs. (y)
 

mark87

Well-Known Member
Nov 29, 2004
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Had a dream couple nights ago that i went to the game but had to sit in the home end. I was so far away from the pitch I couldn't hear anything, I couldn't even hear the spurs fans celebrate when we scored and we were actually 7 nil up at half time.

For some reason I left the stadium at half time and all the spammer fans who did the same were fucking furious. It was a good dream.
 

coys200

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May 22, 2017
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Carroll not starting apparantly,not that I'm really fussed.Just can't see them bothering us defensively,apart from if Antonio goes on a bulldozing run,but confident Sanchez can deal with him.So it's all about breaking them down and taking our chances.
 

slartibartfast

Grunge baby forever
Oct 21, 2012
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Haven't you followed any of sky's previews this week? If we lose today we could be out of the title race again apparently...and no, I'm not joking!

6 games in and sky and their experts are ruling would be challengers out of the title race!:ROFLMAO:
Talksport (sky) spouting same shit. Ray Wilkins said Spurs really need to win this. As we all know Chelsea, Liverpool, Man City and Man U dont need to win this weekend and dropping points for them is not a problem, fkin prick.
 
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