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Yes, because it's so easy to sign strikers in January.
Defoe, Keane, Pavlyuchenko (sold last Jan)...
Yes, because it's so easy to sign strikers in January.
Actually...
[phone rings in Daniel Levy's office]
'Hello?'
'Hello, Dan me old mucker!'
'What is it Harold...'
'I want Bale'
'Fuck off'
[hangs up]
[Phone rings again]
'Dan!' Wait a minute!'
'What...' *rolls eyes*
'Lennon? I've got a cool £20million here if you want it...'
'£20million, eh? One moment...'
*puts hand over receiver*
*Villas-Boas overhears*
'£20million? I can, I mean we can buy Willian for that! Who does Harry want, Dan?'
'He wants Lennon.'
'Yes! Do the deal, Dan, I like a lot!'
'He's my favourite player though, Andre... not gonna happen...'
[picks up phone]
'If you want to spend £20million, Harry, then I believe you can get Willian and we'll keep my little Aaron...'
'Eh? Er.. Triffic!'
[Levy puts phone down]
[Villas Boas collapses to the ground in horror]
'We showed him, Andre, trying to poach our best players.... THIS IS MY WORLD AND I AM KING!!!'
everyone except Lloris, Sandro, Bale, Vertongen, Lennon, Ade, Dembele
Defoe, Keane, Pavlyuchenko (sold last Jan)...
No one at the moment they have a shit load of players
Seeing as so many people are saying we'll sell Defoe in January, could they please come up with the names of the strikers that Levy is going magic up to replace him with? I want to know wether to get excited or not.
Or do you genuinely believe he'll leave us with just Ade and risk the current questioning of his methods turning into something more resembling a seething lynch mob?
Right, can someone who isn't currently puffing on a Jamaican woodbine answer the question please.
Dawson
Gallas
Defoe (in the summer)
Parker "
Dawson
Gallas
Defoe (in the summer)
Parker "
See now that's entirely believable