What Our Opponents' Fans Are Saying About Us 20/21

[SlotBadger]

Another delusional gooner

 

[spursfan77]

Arsenal Fan on RedCafe

I suspect the responses to that were very sensible and intelligent!

 

[BehindEnemyLines]

Listen to these deluded, bitter shit heads

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=3938725149490386&id=125893554106917

It's amusing that they spend most of that saying how Bale won't be the same player that left Spurs, and how he'll be injured, and how he isn't all that any more........then right at the end they say it reaks of "a lack of ambition" from Bale - surely you can't have it both ways?

 

[SpartanSpur]

Another delusional gooner

They just can't accept it. All round ability there is no contest. Auba is a great finisher but so is Harry Kane. The only thing Aubameyang has on him is pace, 4 years more experience and a few domestic cups (he has not won the Bundesliga), not that team achievements mean much when it comes to player ability. Certainly not enough of a golden career to be a factor in the argument. Hopefully Kane will catch up on team awards in the next couple of seasons anyway.

Arteta doesn't even play Aubameyang as a proper striker because his all round game might not be strong enough to play as a 9 for a possession team in the PL.

Aubameyang has scored more league goals than Kane since arriving at a very similar rate per minute played during that time (Auba 45/138 mins, Kane 38/141 mins). However Kane has had serious injuries each season during this spell and Auba has not. Kane career stats in the PL are insane however, and that's from breaking through as a youth player (146/119 mins). What a player.

Also PL goals this season are:

Kane - 3 (+5 in EL)
Son - 6 (+1 in EL)
Auba - 1

...and they've arguably had easier fixtures.

 

[Llord Flashheart]

It's amusing that they spend most of that saying how Bale won't be the same player that left Spurs, and how he'll be injured, and how he isn't all that any more........then right at the end they say it reaks of "a lack of ambition" from Bale - surely you can't have it both ways?

That's the thing, though, a lack of ambition would surely have been staying at RM, taking your wage, and enjoying the sun.

Furthermore, if we're that shite a team, it's a clear sign of his ambition, and innate self-belief, that him being in our team can make us that much better that he believes we can challenge for the title.

Smacks of fear and jealousy.... drink the salty tears ?

 

[SpartanSpur]

That's the thing, though, a lack of ambition would surely have been staying at RM, taking your wage, and enjoying the sun.

Furthermore, if we're that shite a team, it's a clear sign of his ambition, and innate self-belief, that him being in our team can make us that much better that he believes we can challenge for the title.

Smacks of fear and jealousy.... drink the salty tears ?

This thread will be very interesting if Bale has a good debut, seems everyone has written him off as a has been. They will be shitting themselves even if he is 75-80% of his peak, which I think he will be.

He's only 31 (younger than Aubameyang) but people are going on like he's almost 40!

 

[Llord Flashheart]

They just can't accept it. All round ability there is no contest. Auba is a great finisher but so is Harry Kane. The only thing Aubameyang has on him is pace, 4 years more experience and a few domestic cups (he has not won the Bundesliga), not that team achievements mean much when it comes to player ability. Certainly not enough of a golden career to be a factor in the argument. Hopefully Kane will catch up on team awards in the next couple of seasons anyway.

Arteta doesn't even play Aubameyang as a proper striker because his all round game might not be strong enough to play as a 9 for a possession team in the PL.

Aubameyang has scored more league goals than Kane since arriving at a very similar rate per minute played during that time (Auba 45/138 mins, Kane 38/141 mins). However Kane has had serious injuries each season during this spell and Auba has not. Kane career stats in the PL are insane however, and that's from breaking through as a youth player (146/119 mins). What a player.

Also PL goals this season are:

Kane - 3 (+5 in EL)
Son - 6 (+1 in EL)
Auba - 1

...and they've arguably had easier fixtures.

Totally agree, anyone of us could reel off countless quality players who have never won anything, didn't make them shite.

Imagine what LeTiss could've possibly won if he'd moved to a 'bigger' club.

 

[sausage]

What did Paul Kaye say? Jamie Redknapp?

 

[mark87]

What did Paul Kaye say? Jamie Redknapp?

Yeah, the ultimate insult haha

 

[rez9000]

Zucker**** wont let me look without signing up.
What does it say?

So, you've got a 'panel' consisting of a posh Chelsea fan with long, floppy hair, a bindipper reinforcing every Scouse stereotype you can think of when he uses the word 'boss', a Man U fan wearing their third kit and who has, instead of a player's name, put 'FLEX' on the back of the shirt, and Troopz from AFTV, who (in a continuation of his monumental lack of self-awareness) is still insisting on using the word 'fam' in virtually every sentence.

I'll give you two summaries - the short version and the long version:

The short version: Bale is shit.

The long version: Bale is shit because we're pissing our pants at the prospect of facing him, but we want to appear as if we're drawing that conclusion through reasoned analysis.

In actual fact, it was just plain bollocks from a bunch of know-nothings.

 

[philll]

Everton fans moaning about “simulation.” Sure Coco made the most of it, but it’s not technically simulation as Martial slapped him in the face.

And it's not like he conned the ref as the ref was already well on his way over before Lamela even started going down.

 

[Col_M]

To make it easier, here are some links

Arse: https://arsenal-mania.com/forum/
AVilla: https://www.heroesandvillains.info/forumv3/index.php?board=2.0
Brighton. https://www.northstandchat.com/forumdisplay.php?1-The-Main-Stuff&s=f0a6070b42e56a5fa65b2352aedd17e2
Burnley: http://www.uptheclarets.com/messageboard/viewforum.php?f=2
Chelsea. https://www.theshedend.com
CrystalP. https://www.holmesdale.net/page.php?id=3
Everton: https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/
Fulham. https://www.friendsoffulham.com/forum/index.php
Leeds. http://www.lufctalk.com/forums/. - have to register
Leeds. https://www.motforum.com/phpbb/viewforum.php?f=1
Leicester https://www.foxestalk.co.uk/forum/1-leicester-city-forum/
Liverpool. https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php
ManC. https://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/forums/bluemoon-forum.1/
ManU. https://www.redcafe.net
Newcastle. https://www.toonforum.co.uk/viewforum.php?f=3&sid=083c5156322cb66647d04f55214157e7
SheffUtd. https://www.s24su.com/forum/index.php
Southampton: https://www.saintsweb.co.uk
WestBrom. http://westbrom.com/forum/index.php
WHAM: https://www.kumb.com/forum/viewforum.php?f=2
Wolves https://www.wolvesforum.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?2-Wolves&s=7fa582b3b3d8d32cba31934c8e9439bc
Wolves: https://www.molineuxmix.co.uk/forum/index.php?forums/molineux-mix.28/

 

[philll]

Zucker**** wont let me look without signing up.
What does it say?

Troopz is in it, that should say enough.

 

[davidmatzdorf]

Still 0 red cards for us despite the geniuses on here crying to take him off every single game because they think he’ll get sent off.

Well, that's partly because Pochettino and Mourinho have always had the good sense to hoick him off before he collects the second yellow .

 

[worcestersauce]

Well, that's partly because Pochettino and Mourinho have always had the good sense to hoick him off before he collects the second yellow .

Or wait until the last ten minutes with the opposition chasing the game to bring him on.
That's when his unique ability to wind up opponents is a thing if beauty.

 

[Col_M]

Wolves Forum for the ManU Spurs game. (they don't like Utd)

1-0
Fernandes must be the easiest fantasy pick ever. How many pens will he score this season. Top scorer without needing one from open play?
**** me - the ref couldn't wait to give that ManUre pen - what a ****er
Martial brought the pen just the like the Brighton fella a couple of weeks ago - ****ing hate Manure

1-1
Maguire lol
spurs equalize but maguire thinks man utd should be given another penalty instead
LOL. Maguire is a clown
Slab head has to be the biggest waste of money in the history of football.
Did I imagine it, or did he actually push his own player to the ground? Brilliant.

1-2
Get in my Son - 1-2 Maguire done again by Kane
Son is something else

not a handball eh Neville? Not that he is impartial or unbiased in anyway.
Hope spurs score enough to make him cry.

the potential of an in form fit bale with kane and son for spurs is terrifying, obviously kane never had a chance with bale before

How has martial been sent off but not Lamela?!
edited: seen the replay get why now lol

disgraceful from lamela. If martial is off for that, then lamela should be also, and a further ban for being a pansy.

1-3
No big Spurs fan but loving this!
Lamela bringing game into disrepute IMO. Joke red card.
3-1 Spurs, could become a cricket score.
I saw Solskjaer's face after 30s and hoped he'd have that gollum grin wiped off - now it's almost a beautiful sight

I think Lamella’s a lucky boy to be honest.... as well as an embarrassment
I also think the studs on Kane’s leg a minute ago was a bit naughty but Kane didn’t really appeal

1-4
Is it ok to write COYS on this thread? Great to see Man U scum suffering, especially slab 'ed.
I ****ing hate neville bias manure ****e. But again I reiterate bale kane son, pantwetting for defenders
This is hilarious.
I love Heung-Min Son. Obviously he's miles out of our league but I'd kill for him at Wolves.
It's turned into two Man U fans bemoaning the goings on rather than commentating on the game

Listening to Sky (aka MUTV) makes it all the more funny!
Then listen to them say how hard done by Utd are without match day income. Bloody hell, Spurs just spent 1b on a new stadium to increase match day income. There is no worse impacted PL club than Spurs when it comes to covid. Appalling commentary.

I loved it when the comm said "where's the protection for Shaw?" haha Shaw IS the protection you numbnut

1-5
Whoops a daisy, now 5!
Halftime team talk went well then!
Kane is having his best season as a team player.
24 goals in seven games in 20 days for Spurs.

1-6 ( I think, they have stopped counting)
Front three of Son, Kane and Bale (with Vinicius as back-up) is going to be very tasty.
Shaw and Slabhead are shocking
Who in their right mind would pay £80M for Maguire ?He is rubbish
Doc rested for spurs easiest game of the season
Awful from Shaw. Should be a red.
Aurier looking good at RB for Spurs. Why did Doc not start?
I suspect Mourinho might currently be as erect as a witch's broomstick.

Post Match
Evra having a meltdown, hilarious.
Evra ... someone needs to escort him home to stop him throwing himself in the canal.
Why the hell should we watch Sky Sports where the majority of those involved are Utd supporters? Why should we see them in near tears by how poor their team have been? If I were a Spurs fan I would be spitting. It’s poor beyond excuses. It’s not MUTV it’s Sky Sports.

 

[Tucker]

Wolves Forum for the ManU Spurs game. (they don't like Utd)

1-0
Fernandes must be the easiest fantasy pick ever. How many pens will he score this season. Top scorer without needing one from open play?
**** me - the ref couldn't wait to give that ManUre pen - what a ****er
Martial brought the pen just the like the Brighton fella a couple of weeks ago - ****ing hate Manure

1-1
Maguire lol
spurs equalize but maguire thinks man utd should be given another penalty instead
LOL. Maguire is a clown
Slab head has to be the biggest waste of money in the history of football.
Did I imagine it, or did he actually push his own player to the ground? Brilliant.

1-2
Get in my Son - 1-2 Maguire done again by Kane
Son is something else

not a handball eh Neville? Not that he is impartial or unbiased in anyway.
Hope spurs score enough to make him cry.

the potential of an in form fit bale with kane and son for spurs is terrifying, obviously kane never had a chance with bale before

How has martial been sent off but not Lamela?!
edited: seen the replay get why now lol

disgraceful from lamela. If martial is off for that, then lamela should be also, and a further ban for being a pansy.

1-3
No big Spurs fan but loving this!
Lamela bringing game into disrepute IMO. Joke red card.
3-1 Spurs, could become a cricket score.
I saw Solskjaer's face after 30s and hoped he'd have that gollum grin wiped off - now it's almost a beautiful sight

I think Lamella’s a lucky boy to be honest.... as well as an embarrassment
I also think the studs on Kane’s leg a minute ago was a bit naughty but Kane didn’t really appeal

1-4
Is it ok to write COYS on this thread? Great to see Man U scum suffering, especially slab 'ed.
I ****ing hate neville bias manure ****e. But again I reiterate bale kane son, pantwetting for defenders
This is hilarious.
I love Heung-Min Son. Obviously he's miles out of our league but I'd kill for him at Wolves.
It's turned into two Man U fans bemoaning the goings on rather than commentating on the game

Listening to Sky (aka MUTV) makes it all the more funny!
Then listen to them say how hard done by Utd are without match day income. Bloody hell, Spurs just spent 1b on a new stadium to increase match day income. There is no worse impacted PL club than Spurs when it comes to covid. Appalling commentary.

I loved it when the comm said "where's the protection for Shaw?" haha Shaw IS the protection you numbnut

1-5
Whoops a daisy, now 5!
Halftime team talk went well then!
Kane is having his best season as a team player.
24 goals in seven games in 20 days for Spurs.

1-6 ( I think, they have stopped counting)
Front three of Son, Kane and Bale (with Vinicius as back-up) is going to be very tasty.
Shaw and Slabhead are shocking
Who in their right mind would pay £80M for Maguire ?He is rubbish
Doc rested for spurs easiest game of the season
Awful from Shaw. Should be a red.
Aurier looking good at RB for Spurs. Why did Doc not start?
I suspect Mourinho might currently be as erect as a witch's broomstick.

Post Match
Evra having a meltdown, hilarious.
Evra ... someone needs to escort him home to stop him throwing himself in the canal.
Why the hell should we watch Sky Sports where the majority of those involved are Utd supporters? Why should we see them in near tears by how poor their team have been? If I were a Spurs fan I would be spitting. It’s poor beyond excuses. It’s not MUTV it’s Sky Sports.

Glad it’s not just Spurs fans that are unhappy with the standard of Sky’s coverage last weekend.

 

[Shadydan]

Wolves Forum for the ManU Spurs game. (they don't like Utd)

1-0
Fernandes must be the easiest fantasy pick ever. How many pens will he score this season. Top scorer without needing one from open play?
**** me - the ref couldn't wait to give that ManUre pen - what a ****er
Martial brought the pen just the like the Brighton fella a couple of weeks ago - ****ing hate Manure

1-1
Maguire lol
spurs equalize but maguire thinks man utd should be given another penalty instead
LOL. Maguire is a clown
Slab head has to be the biggest waste of money in the history of football.
Did I imagine it, or did he actually push his own player to the ground? Brilliant.

1-2
Get in my Son - 1-2 Maguire done again by Kane
Son is something else

not a handball eh Neville? Not that he is impartial or unbiased in anyway.
Hope spurs score enough to make him cry.

the potential of an in form fit bale with kane and son for spurs is terrifying, obviously kane never had a chance with bale before

How has martial been sent off but not Lamela?!
edited: seen the replay get why now lol

disgraceful from lamela. If martial is off for that, then lamela should be also, and a further ban for being a pansy.

1-3
No big Spurs fan but loving this!
Lamela bringing game into disrepute IMO. Joke red card.
3-1 Spurs, could become a cricket score.
I saw Solskjaer's face after 30s and hoped he'd have that gollum grin wiped off - now it's almost a beautiful sight

I think Lamella’s a lucky boy to be honest.... as well as an embarrassment
I also think the studs on Kane’s leg a minute ago was a bit naughty but Kane didn’t really appeal

1-4
Is it ok to write COYS on this thread? Great to see Man U scum suffering, especially slab 'ed.
I ****ing hate neville bias manure ****e. But again I reiterate bale kane son, pantwetting for defenders
This is hilarious.
I love Heung-Min Son. Obviously he's miles out of our league but I'd kill for him at Wolves.
It's turned into two Man U fans bemoaning the goings on rather than commentating on the game

Listening to Sky (aka MUTV) makes it all the more funny!
Then listen to them say how hard done by Utd are without match day income. Bloody hell, Spurs just spent 1b on a new stadium to increase match day income. There is no worse impacted PL club than Spurs when it comes to covid. Appalling commentary.

I loved it when the comm said "where's the protection for Shaw?" haha Shaw IS the protection you numbnut

1-5
Whoops a daisy, now 5!
Halftime team talk went well then!
Kane is having his best season as a team player.
24 goals in seven games in 20 days for Spurs.

1-6 ( I think, they have stopped counting)
Front three of Son, Kane and Bale (with Vinicius as back-up) is going to be very tasty.
Shaw and Slabhead are shocking
Who in their right mind would pay £80M for Maguire ?He is rubbish
Doc rested for spurs easiest game of the season
Awful from Shaw. Should be a red.
Aurier looking good at RB for Spurs. Why did Doc not start?
I suspect Mourinho might currently be as erect as a witch's broomstick.

Post Match
Evra having a meltdown, hilarious.
Evra ... someone needs to escort him home to stop him throwing himself in the canal.
Why the hell should we watch Sky Sports where the majority of those involved are Utd supporters? Why should we see them in near tears by how poor their team have been? If I were a Spurs fan I would be spitting. It’s poor beyond excuses. It’s not MUTV it’s Sky Sports.

Enjoyed reading that

 

[Dr Know]

He did make the most of it, but the only way to get him sent off would be to react like that, if he had stayed on his feet I bet that wouldn't have got a red card and maybe a yellow instead!

Only way Lamela is sent off is for the actions he took before, but I haven't seen that part enough to see if it was really bad also.

Apologies if someone has already mentioned it

The ref blew before Lamela went down. I don’t think him going down played much part, if any in the decision. You can’t slap another player period.

 

[olliec]

Another delusional gooner

“He’s a typical Alan Shearer. What’s He won”
“The premier league”
“What’s the premier league?”
Then I turned it off.