What Our Opponents' Fans Are Saying About Us 20/21

[ClintEastwould]

Well, that's partly because Pochettino and Mourinho have always had the good sense to hoick him off before he collects the second yellow .

Not sure that’s always the case. Of course I don’t have the numbers to back it up but if memory serves he wasn’t always taken off and that’s where the frustration lied. Final whistle blows and everyone breathes a sigh of relief.

 

[davidmatzdorf]

Even the fan cardboard cutouts are leaving early

I was about to suggest that Villa fans were evincing a certain lack of sophistication in their football commentary, but then this line made the whole thread worthwhile.

 

[glacierSpurs]

Listening to Sky (aka MUTV) makes it all the more funny!
Then listen to them say how hard done by Utd are without match day income. Bloody hell, Spurs just spent 1b on a new stadium to increase match day income. There is no worse impacted PL club than Spurs when it comes to covid. Appalling commentary.

Gotta applaud the level-headedness from Wolves fans. So true.

 

[SpursSince1980]

BlueMoon. Utd-Spurs thread

Pre Match:
Next up two teams I detest
This isn’t something I say very often, and it’s less likely that I will be saying it much while the current incumbent is in charge, but come on Spurs!
What time the penalty?

1-0
Hahahaha you’ve got to be fuckin jokin
Ridiculous...another penalty
It's so disgusting

1-1
Haha Honey Monster!
ha ha, great defending
ahaha fucking slab head managed to miss nearly all of his head with the header
Slab head evens it up bless him. God he's shit. That header must have come off the corner of his cube head
Did Harry haul down his own team mate while he was trying to clear it?
Did the Albanians inject McGuire or his sister?

1-2. ( I think they like Son)
Can Sterling go and live with Son for a few weeks.
Hahaha lovely jubbly
This is more like it haha!
Son is absolutely brilliant, isn’t he.
Great finish by Son, would love him at City.
Tixi needs to park an armoured cash van outside white hart lane tomorrow and give Levy the contents for Son.
I’d love to have a player like Son at City. Absolute killer in front of goal
Son is a world class player. Would be putting our chances away that our forwards seem to struggle with.
I'd break the bank
Kane. What a player
Shows though.....Spurs have two incredible strikers on the pitch,another fine player In Moura,and they still felt it necessary to purchase the lad from Benfica.
I wonder how much Son is worth ? And how much levy would actually want for him?
Fucking Son. Can't miss against us !
Ffs Son!
LoL kane is insane at nr.10 fk me
Kane is looking like a top AM
Kane’s been absolutely world class this first 25 mins. Anyone who says he can’t replace Aguero is taking out their arse
Beautiful pass by Kane.
Harry Kane doing a Kev there, great pass. Aurier should have buried it.
Kane is top, top quality. What a player.
kane is undoubtedly world class. Spurs will do well this year.

Red Card
Karma,fucking lovely!
Spurs really playing like a Jose side now, that’s fucking disgrace from Lamela
Bwahahaha
Always good to see a red get sent off, but fuck off Lamela.
Tbf, that’s a disgrace. Lamela should be ashamed of himself
Soft, but so was the penalty.
This is just wonderful hahahaha
Disgraceful yes.... But if i remember, in that spurs Amazon doc, Mourinho said u have to be an ass.... Well done!!

1-3
Lamela is a disgrace of a human being, seen him cheat in nearly Spurs game I've watched when he's not injured
That was naughty by Bailly, he deliberately stepped on Kanes ankle
That was far more a red imo.
There are actually posters in the transfer forum that think Kane would flop in our team.
He acted like he's just been punched by Fury. There is no place for that. Martial should go, but is that reaction really needed?
No, there is a place for that, just happened and Spurs are 3:1 up. Mourinho loves Lamela off and on the ball. Did Martial needed to raise his hand to his face. Yes, no..? Maybe, he has a weak chin. Who cares.

Loving the commentary today,you can almost taste the tears.
Kane is absolute quality. Wish we’d spent big money on him and we’d be sorted for an Aguero replacement.
This could be another 6 1 hahahahaha

1-4
Break the fucking bank for son
Son...wow
Bloody hell, at this point I don't care about dropping Son! This is fantastic!
Son is so so good
Oh this is just beautiful! They could beat the 6-1 at this rate. Neville and Tyler suicidal.
Although its brilliantly laughable watching this happen to the rags, spurs need to calm down they’re gonna beat our 6-1!!
Son is the best attacker in the league tbh, Sterlings pace, movement and control, but a genuine finisher
What worries me is Pep wanted to sign slabhead, looks like a less effective Richard Dunne
Son is a human cheat code.
Spurs are a dark horse for this title
Son has bummed us every time we’ve played them which is exceptional considering how we outplay them as a team every single time.
I'd pay whatever they wanted for him, same way with Haaland. These players push us on. Son would be absolutely fantastic in our team.
Nevilles taking Tyler over the gantry with him this week.
Spurs look so much better with Nodombele instead of the bang average Harry Winks. Gonna be some race for the top 4.
I'd give my right nut for Son to play for us, he's a great talent and would walk into our side
the commentary is absolutely hilarious. Tyler and Neville sound like they are at a funeral
What the hell has Jose done to Kane his passing is brilliant

No Martin.. there will not be a single Spurs fan wishing on the final whistle. No. They would most likely want this game to go in for a century.
Little angry we didn't get Reguilon. Clearly a top player.
Have to say Son and Kane are formidable, would we gat a discount if we went for two?
I think behind Kev, Son is probably the best player in the prem. He has absolutely everything.
Son is mr consistent he puts in 100% and has high energy levels and finishes. Can’t believe no team has tested spurs with a bid.
yep.. he’s an 8/9 in every aspect of the game. Top, top player that dare I say it Probably gets slightly overlooked for the elite bracket by many due to being Asian. Not because people are racist but because the profiling is not the same as players from Europe or South America.
he is an amazing player with a fantastic work ethic.

HT
Evra going in hard on United,
Ha ha Evra is definitely suicidal!!! Take it, take it!!!!
Rio:
Hahahaha rags are now crying about referees. It's karma you c@nts. Remember all those years under red nose when you used to have the referees in your pockets? Have that.
The goal where maguire heads the ball towards his own goal then proceeds to take shaw down before ndombele scores is comedy gold

1-5
Ha ha
Lovely pass by hojberg
Aurier at the far post, where did he come from? He’s the right back, remember.
That’s a beautiful goal. Now I’m genuinely hoping for more than 6.
Beautiful, just beautiful.
Why are their fullbacks so narrow? Aurier is ALWAYS in acres of space.
this spurs side would tear us to shreds
Why are people wishing lamela was sent off,mystifying
Reguilon looks a decent left back. Played well here.
Yep, another one we could have signed
2 stamps now by Bailly
Pogba reminds me of Pele, after the penile dysfunction problems...
Did Dele Ali go to the hairdressers/ stylist and sit down and say Porn Star look please?
He's like a shit Tom Selleck
Martin Tyler sounds absolutely gutted. The geriatric tosser.

1-6
It gets better
What was Pogba doing there
spurs 8 on target, 6 goals....

Luke Shaw - Foul
got to be red

Ive run out of steam,,,,,,

the Tom Selleck comment. ?

 

[SecretLemonadeDrinker]

Kane is finished at this level? The fuck?

Given Kane’s superb performance (again), I read it as a heavily ironic piss-take of those who do routinely talk such bollocks.

 

[mark87]

Given Kane’s superb performance (again), I read it as a heavily ironic piss-take of those who do routinely talk such bollocks.

This is what I'm hoping it is, we have enough morons in the world.

 

[Cochise]

Wolves fans commenting on Sky being closer to MUTV is nice at it shows we aren't being overly sensitive.

City fan saying Son would be rated higher if he was European or South American is spot on too. When you look at his output etc, there are very few players close to him yet he probably doesn't get anywhere near as many headlines as he should.

 

[SpursSince1980]

the Tom Selleck comment. ?

Tho, I will say this... think he'd do a better job than the wooden, un-charismatic chap they choose for the CBS reboot. Dear lord.

But let's face it... there can only be one Tom Selleck, and his side-kick... Tom Selleck's 'tash.

 

[SlotBadger]

You must remember that there is a lot of inbreading in Birmingham

Sounds delicious! Bacon?

 

[rez9000]

I've now watched this abouuuut seven hundred thousand times and I still piss myself laughing!

 

[$hoguN]

Lots of comments about City fans wanting Kane and Son. With Jose here I think Kane, Son and Bale will all finish their careers with us

 

[LeSoupeKitchen]

You must remember that there is a lot of inbreading in Birmingham .
Most Tottenham fans and most neutrals are aware that Kane is the most rounded front man there is / he scores goals / he makes goals / he makes space for Son Etc with his off the ball running / his heading is excellent / he does his share of defending / anybody that does not rate Kane is either Jealous / stupid / has an agenda of being anti spurs / just does not understand the game / take your pick any of these fits in with the anti Kane / spurs twats .

I think you're the one suffering from inbreeding as you can't pick up obvious irony.

Edit: sorry you said "inbreading" not "inbreeding" - my mistake.

 

[Spurs 1961]

Lots of comments about City fans wanting Kane and Son. With Jose here I think Kane, Son and Bale will all finish their careers with us

during the transfer window I wondered why certain clubs, based in Manchester, didn’t see a double bid for those two makes sense. £200+m guarantees you a shedload of goals. Seeing how we don’t seem to want Dele I would bid for all three for around £250-300m.

 

[Gb160]

during the transfer window I wondered why certain clubs, based in Manchester, didn’t see a double bid for those two makes sense. £200+m guarantees you a shedload of goals. Seeing how we don’t seem to want Dele I would bid for all three for around £250-300m.

Well seeing how £90m gets you Nicolas Pepe, plus the Levy factor, your bid would be nowhere near enough.

 

[Tucker]

during the transfer window I wondered why certain clubs, based in Manchester, didn’t see a double bid for those two makes sense. £200+m guarantees you a shedload of goals. Seeing how we don’t seem to want Dele I would bid for all three for around £250-300m.

The reason they didn’t bid was because Levy would likely want around that much just for Kane.

 

[$hoguN]

The reason they didn’t bid was because Levy would likely want around that much just for Kane.

Or is probably more likely to just put the phone down

 

[Ickle73]

Well seeing how £90m gets you Nicolas Pepe, plus the Levy factor, your bid would be nowhere near enough.

Oh come on...we both know you're not applying Man U's special Covid discount

 

[SecretLemonadeDrinker]

Lots of comments about City fans wanting Kane and Son. With Jose here I think Kane, Son and Bale will all finish their careers with us

The majority opinion on Bluemoon has long been that Kane is overrated / bang average / tap in merchant / selfish / lazy / useless outside the box / only good at penalties.

Seems that they're finally coming round to him.

 

[BehindEnemyLines]

Wolves fans commenting on Sky being closer to MUTV is nice at it shows we aren't being overly sensitive.

City fan saying Son would be rated higher if he was European or South American is spot on too. When you look at his output etc, there are very few players close to him yet he probably doesn't get anywhere near as many headlines as he should.

This annoyed me at the time - I wanted to hear them talking about how well we were playing, or at least a balanced commentary........instead we had 85 minutes of them talking about how poor Man Utd are, and all the issues there! It was as if only one team were on the pitch!

 

[Japhet]

This annoyed me at the time - I wanted to hear them talking about how well we were playing, or at least a balanced commentary........instead we had 85 minutes of them talking about how poor Man Utd are, and all the issues there! It was as if only one team were on the pitch!

It's nothing new. Most of the transfer window was devoted to Jaydon Sancho to Utd until it became apparent it wasn't happening. At that point, the remainder of the window was largely devoted to why MU weren't getting Jaydon Sancho and what effect it would have.