West Ham Vs Tottenham: Match Thread

[CAIN]

MUST win
Ex girlfriend's new boyfriend is a fat fuck West Ham supporter
Previous ex girlfriend's family are all fat fuck West Ham supporters
I've had non stop stick for the last year
Make this fat fuck Tottenham supporter happy please, I'm certain you will, can't wait!
Lamela to score - 1-2 victory - 3 Points - Happy Wanks All Round

 

[Spurs Lodge Kittens]

If we win I will be pleasantly surprised and begin to believe again. I'll be interested to see how fast we start, if we're still slow out the blocks in terms of pressing them then I'll despair!

 

[spursram]

A sobering thought, according to the BBC website........
"Tottenham have won just four of their last 16 opening weekend fixtures in the Premier League (D4, L8)."

 

[thinktank]

The day is finally upon us. The first day anticipation and excitement hasn't hit me like this for years. I'm off to see the game this afternoon and I'm going for 2-0 Spurs.

Do you know what? Whatever the result, I just can't wait to see my team again! COYS!

Report back on our intensity and organisation if you can...and also the players' vibe/camaraderie on the pitch.

 

[thinktank]

MUST win
Ex girlfriend's new boyfriend is a fat fuck West Ham supporter
Previous ex girlfriend's family are all fat fuck West Ham supporters
I've had non stop stick for the last year
Make this fat fuck Tottenham supporter happy please, I'm certain you will, can't wait!
Lamela to score - 1-2 victory - 3 Points - Happy Wanks All Round

 

[topper]

Let's be honest if it's 0-0 after ten minutes some on here will be in meltdown mode.

Yeah and on that very point why aren't we 2-0 to the good already?

 

[Mullers]

I hope it will be comfortable 2-0 or 3-0 win with Soldado and Lamela scoring.
I think it will be a West Ham 1-0 win or 0-0 draw. It will take time for the lads to learn our system. They will close down Eriksen and Lamela very quickly and we will struggle to find a way to break them down.

 

[WiganSpur]

I can see us conceding a couple of set piece goals today I'm going for 2-2.

 

[handsomecake]

Let's climb into the fucking ****s

 

[cockerel downunder]

Who do we think will start in midfield? I'm going for capoue and bentaleb, but maybe capoue and holtby? Paulinho/mason an outside chance? Hmmm...

 

[Larryjanta]

Fiancé has come down with a stomach bug so I have to look after our son. Selfish bitch...

 

[Jamturk]

Manager bullshit, looked into their science and have deduced that they should start the season without their World Cup stars. What a load of bollocks, these are young fit men trained to a pinnacle and they are deemed not ready to play.

Never has this happened in the history of other major tournaments, Players will get injured later on in the season World Cup or not.

We are being short changed by bullshit, Shankley, Nicholson will be turning in their graves.

 

[Wheeler Dealer]

Who do we think will start in midfield? I'm going for capoue and bentaleb, but maybe capoue and holtby? Paulinho/mason an outside chance? Hmmm...

We need some muscle in the midfield today. Not going to be game for the purists, but a battle.

 

[walworthyid]

Fiancé has come down with a stomach bug so I have to look after our son. Selfish bitch...

Ex-fiance!

 

[walworthyid]

We need some muscle in the midfield today. Not going to be game for the purists, but a battle.

I think it is too simplistic to look at it that way. Barcelona would beat West ham today without muscle in midfield. Pressing and keeping the ball are far more effective than having big lumps running around.

We shouldn't play them at their own game we should start as we mean to go on. Press the shit out of them and make our quality tell with pace and purpose.

 

[Mullers]

We need some muscle in the midfield today. Not going to be game for the purists, but a battle.

That definitely rules out Paulinho then.

 

[Roscilous]

Looking forward to the game. It's a midnight kickoff here in Brisbane. But I will be staying up to watch it live. Just hope they make it worth my while.
I do see us getting a good result. We don't have many new signings, so hopefully that will have given them a season to gel. Let's hope for a good season. COYS.

 

[Mouse!]

T

that doesn't sound very high-genic...

 

[SonicSarr]

Really hope we get off to a good start. We need to set the bar in terms of performance. I'm looking for stellar performances from Capoue, Lamela, Eriksen & Soldado and hopefully 2 or 3 goals with a clean sheet. Let's get our tails up and some momentum going! COYS!! Time for Spurs to be sexy again!!

 

[Wheeler Dealer]

I think it is too simplistic to look at it that way. Barcelona would beat West ham today without muscle in midfield. Pressing and keeping the ball are far more effective than having big lumps running around.

We shouldn't play them at their own game we should start as we mean to go on. Press the shit out of them and make our quality tell with pace and purpose.

Holtby, Capoue, Lennon, Erikson and Lamela are not quite Iniesta, Xavi, Busquets, Neymar and Messi