We need better songs

[Dave1882]

Posted in player thread but I’ll stick it here too:

If we don’t sing ‘Manor, oh Manor Manor, Oh Manor Manor, Oh Manor Solomon’ to the tune of Have Nagila (like we did for Ronnie Rosenthal), we’d be missing a trick

 

[Locotoro]

I love Ange Postecoglou
Ange Postecoglou loves me

 

[fishhhandaricecake]

I think there will be far more and better songs and atmosphere this coming season

 

[FibreOpticJesus]

I think there will be far more and better songs and atmosphere this coming season

Why?

 

[fishhhandaricecake]

Why?

why not?...

 

[FibreOpticJesus]

why not?...

I thought your point had some reasoning behind it. But......

 

[fishhhandaricecake]

I thought your point had some reasoning behind it. But......

Well I thought it was obvious really. Big Ange and exciting new signings = positive vibe = more songs and better atmosphere, didn’t know that needed explaining.

 

[FibreOpticJesus]

Well I thought it was obvious really. Big Ange and exciting new signings = positive vibe = more songs and better atmosphere, didn’t know that needed explaining.

I hope you are not disappointed as I have this hope every season

 

[fishhhandaricecake]

I hope you are not disappointed as I have this hope every season

I’ll be fine fish is good at predicting and know what is likely to happen.

Good times are around the corner again don’t worry.

 

[JW72]

Good times are around the corner again don’t worry.

Yes, happy days are here again
Cause big Ange has come to White Hart Lane
So we’ll sing our songs for Son and Kane
Happy days are here again…

 

[Insomnia]

God help us.
I’m just praying we will still be singing he’s one of our own next season me, I could live with that

 

[bomberH]

Postecoglou
Can he fix us
Postecoglou
Yes he can.

(this can be changed to ‘no he can’t’ if he’s sacked)

.

 

[bomberH]

To the tune of Hallelujah


He came from Celtic to the Yids
He studied all last season’s vids
& realised our defence was fucking dog poo
He said to Dan ‘I’ll sort this now’
And Dan replied ‘Ok but how’?
And he said ‘Cos I’m Ange Postecoglou’

Poste-cog-loooou
Poste-cog-loooou
Poste-cog-loooou
Poste-coooooog-loooooou

He doesn’t give a shit because
He cometh from the land of Oz
He told Daniel ‘I’m really gonna shock you’
‘I’ve seen us play and I’ll be blunt’
‘You need to sell half these ****s’
‘And if you don’t, say bye to Postecoglou’

Poste-cog-loooou
Poste-cog-loooou
Poste-cog-loooou
Poste-coooooog-loooooou

He looked at Hugo, Eric and Dav
Sess, Pierre, Reggi, Ivan & Japh
And said ‘sorry I’m gonna have to flog you’
& Tanguy said ‘Boss what about me’
Ange said ‘you can fuck off on a free’
Cos no one fucks with Ange Postecoglou

Poste-cog-loooou
Poste-cog-loooou
Poste-cog-loooou
Poste-coooooog-loooooou

No one gave Ange a chance in hell
Cos he’s straight from the SPL
The gooners did their best to really mock you
But gooners are all thick as fuck
And we know with a bit of luck
We’re gonna win some cups with Postecoglou

Poste-cog-loooou
Poste-cog-loooou
Poste-cog-loooou
Poste-coooooog-loooooou

*Fade to end…….*

Postecoglou applauds the crowd for singing such a heartfelt chant and, in an effort to return the love to the crowd, bites the face off of Mikel Arteta on the touchline and places it in his pouch. Arteta, or ‘Arthur Face’ as he’s now known, lies in agony, crying. The ref gives Arteta a yellow for not having a full face as per FA rules. The crowd chant Postecoglou’s name once again as Dier scores an own goal.

 

[Grey Fox]

To the tune of Hallelujah


He came from Celtic to the Yids
He studied all last season’s vids
& realised our defence was fucking dog poo
He said to Dan ‘I’ll sort this now’
And Dan replied ‘Ok but how’?
And he said ‘Cos I’m Ange Postecoglou’

Poste-cog-loooou
Poste-cog-loooou
Poste-cog-loooou
Poste-coooooog-loooooou

He doesn’t give a shit because
He cometh from the land of Oz
He told Daniel ‘I’m really gonna shock you’
‘I’ve seen us play and I’ll be blunt’
‘You need to sell half these ****s’
‘And if you don’t, say bye to Postecoglou’

Poste-cog-loooou
Poste-cog-loooou
Poste-cog-loooou
Poste-coooooog-loooooou

He looked at Hugo, Eric and Dav
Sess, Pierre, Reggi, Ivan & Japh
And said ‘sorry I’m gonna have to flog you’
& Tanguy said ‘Boss what about me’
Ange said ‘you can fuck off on a free’
Cos no one fucks with Ange Postecoglou

Poste-cog-loooou
Poste-cog-loooou
Poste-cog-loooou
Poste-coooooog-loooooou

No one gave Ange a chance in hell
Cos he’s straight from the SPL
The gooners did their best to really mock you
But gooners are all thick as fuck
And we know with a bit of luck
We’re gonna win some cups with Postecoglou

Poste-cog-loooou
Poste-cog-loooou
Poste-cog-loooou
Poste-coooooog-loooooou

*Fade to end…….*

Postecoglou applauds the crowd for singing such a heartfelt chant and, in an effort to return the love to the crowd, bites the face off of Mikel Arteta on the touchline and places it in his pouch. Arteta, or ‘Arthur Face’ as he’s now known, lies in agony, crying. The ref gives Arteta a yellow for not having a full face as per FA rules. The crowd chant Postecoglou’s name once again as Dier scores an own goal.

You've forgot to take your meds again haven't you?

 

[0-Tibsy-0]

When we were shit in the 90s and all the way through to AVB (Ramos years an exception) - there was a lot more spontaneity and involvement from the crowd.

I think a couple of things happened - one, the game is a lot more sanitised and half the people at the stadium seem to be offended by tipsy blokes being a bit tribal and shouty - they'd rather sit like it's the theatre (each to their own I guess)

We started getting better as a team and then an entitlement came in which has manifested as negativity and moaning and a reactive support only when things are going well.

The new stadium was handled awfully - premium seats in the middle of the South stand? Not shifting the die hard, and loud, Park Lane and Shelf en masse from WHL to similar sections etc...

 

[0-Tibsy-0]

Anyways, what happened to some of the classics?

Macnamaras Band
My eyes have the seen the glory

For example

 

[Gassin's finest]

ChatGPT, write me a Tottenham Hotspur chant about Ange Postecoglou:

(Chorus) Oh, Ange Postecoglou, the legend from afar,
Guiding Spurs with passion, shining like a star.
With tactical brilliance and fiery might,
We'll conquer all challenges, in glory we unite.

(Verse 1) From Melbourne's soil to White Hart Lane,
Ange's journey begins, a leader unchained.
He brings his wisdom, a masterful plan,
Transforming Spurs, a revolution at hand.

(Chorus) Oh, Ange Postecoglou, the legend from afar,
Guiding Spurs with passion, shining like a star.
With tactical brilliance and fiery might,
We'll conquer all challenges, in glory we unite.

(Verse 2) His touchline presence, fierce and bold,
A visionary mind, a story yet untold.
With the Lilywhites, we'll soar high and true,
Ange's legacy, forever in white and blue.

(Chorus) Oh, Ange Postecoglou, the legend from afar,
Guiding Spurs with passion, shining like a star.
With tactical brilliance and fiery might,
We'll conquer all challenges, in glory we unite.

(Bridge) From Greece to Australia, he's conquered all,
Now with Tottenham, we answer the call.
The fans will sing, in one mighty voice,
Ange's name echoes, a cause to rejoice.

(Chorus) Oh, Ange Postecoglou, the legend from afar,
Guiding Spurs with passion, shining like a star.
With tactical brilliance and fiery might,
We'll conquer all challenges, in glory we unite.

(Outro) So raise your voices, in chant and cheer,
For Ange Postecoglou, our savior dear.
Together we'll rise, through thick and thin,
With Spurs forever, we'll proudly sing!

Gertcha!

 

[JW72]

Anyways, what happened to some of the classics?

Macnamaras Band
My eyes have the seen the glory

For example

I don't know "For Example" - how does it go?

 

[jurgen11]

We love Big Ange
We hope he really smashes
But his country can go and and do one
We want to win the Ashes

 

[sjdspurs]

'Tottenham loves Mikey Moore' to the old 'Campbell loves Barrymore' tune