- May 17, 2018
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I'm not enjoying the negativity on here lately, so wanted to distract with a bit of fun. I've not doubt some of you might find this inane, but it's a happy distraction.
(I thought about this last night, randomly, whilst trying to get to sleep.)
A lot of 'unlicensed' football games will try and make up teams and player names that avoid license issues, but whilst still being recognisable. Some are quite funny, and so I was trying to think of my own. The idea, of course, is to try to skate far from someone's "real" name, and find something where you'd go "well, that's blatantly...".
Here's my 'Unlicensed' Spurs XI. If I've done it right, they should be obvious without being too ridiculous:
These are the "High Road Topstars":
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Hugh Boris
Taffy van Banger - Derek Buyer - Simon Davidson - Sean Regular-Long
Peter-Erik Holbert Oscar Tripp
Hugh Benson - Barry Lane - Berty Stevens
I had a feeling I thought of better ones last night, but can't remember them now!
(I thought about this last night, randomly, whilst trying to get to sleep.)
A lot of 'unlicensed' football games will try and make up teams and player names that avoid license issues, but whilst still being recognisable. Some are quite funny, and so I was trying to think of my own. The idea, of course, is to try to skate far from someone's "real" name, and find something where you'd go "well, that's blatantly...".
Here's my 'Unlicensed' Spurs XI. If I've done it right, they should be obvious without being too ridiculous:
These are the "High Road Topstars":
-------
Hugh Boris
Taffy van Banger - Derek Buyer - Simon Davidson - Sean Regular-Long
Peter-Erik Holbert Oscar Tripp
Hugh Benson - Barry Lane - Berty Stevens
I had a feeling I thought of better ones last night, but can't remember them now!