Unlicensed Spurs (ALDI style)

[sausage]

I'm not enjoying the negativity on here lately, so wanted to distract with a bit of fun. I've not doubt some of you might find this inane, but it's a happy distraction.

(I thought about this last night, randomly, whilst trying to get to sleep.)

A lot of 'unlicensed' football games will try and make up teams and player names that avoid license issues, but whilst still being recognisable. Some are quite funny, and so I was trying to think of my own. The idea, of course, is to try to skate far from someone's "real" name, and find something where you'd go "well, that's blatantly...".


Here's my 'Unlicensed' Spurs XI. If I've done it right, they should be obvious without being too ridiculous:


These are the "High Road Topstars":
-------

Hugh Boris

Taffy van Banger - Derek Buyer - Simon Davidson - Sean Regular-Long

Peter-Erik Holbert Oscar Tripp

Hugh Benson - Barry Lane - Berty Stevens





I had a feeling I thought of better ones last night, but can't remember them now!

 

[BringBack_leGin]

Are you lot happy? You’ve driven the poor babe mad as a frog in the desert!

 

[sausage]

Are you lot happy? You’ve driven the poor babe mad as a frog in the desert!

I thought it might be a bit of a distraction from the negativity

 

[michaelden]

Slow Lloris
Davies Sanchez - Carlos Rome - Bofet Tango - Jose Regulone
J-Lo Sello - Fred Blinks - Walker Skipps - Seoul
Ave - Crane

 

[WhiteStripe]

Hugh Norris

Crumpet Jamganga - David’s son’s Sandchest - Derek Dyer - Serpico Ragu Loin

Peter Eric Hogroast - Ian Jump
Smelly Alley

Luke Moore - Gary Lane - Dad

 

[Col_M]

What the heck is happening here? And do you sell an inflatable chainsaw?

 

[PCozzie]

Alright, I'm in.

Hubert Morris


Barry O'Connolly......Christopher Sombrero......Cedric Myers......Brian Hamstringsgone


Peter-Elvis Iceberg......Olaf Skjiph......Daley Wally


Johnny Lost Cello.......Danny Paine......Hung Like Horse​

 

[ohtottenham!]

I'm not enjoying the negativity on here lately, so wanted to distract with a bit of fun. I've not doubt some of you might find this inane, but it's a happy distraction.

(I thought about this last night, randomly, whilst trying to get to sleep.)

A lot of 'unlicensed' football games will try and make up teams and player names that avoid license issues, but whilst still being recognisable. Some are quite funny, and so I was trying to think of my own. The idea, of course, is to try to skate far from someone's "real" name, and find something where you'd go "well, that's blatantly...".


Here's my 'Unlicensed' Spurs XI. If I've done it right, they should be obvious without being too ridiculous:


These are the "High Road Topstars":
-------

Hugh Boris

Taffy van Banger - Derek Buyer - Simon Davidson - Sean Regular-Long

Peter-Erik Holbert Oscar Tripp

Hugh Benson - Barry Lane - Berty Stevens





I had a feeling I thought of better ones last night, but can't remember them now!

Think that's an unlicensed X, mate. Looks like a 423 unless we're still waiting for "Gaitan Assembly" to get fit and motivated to complete the MF3.

Lorgan Harris

Eddie Fittipaldi - Enic Fryer - Sancho Davids - Reggie Longurges

Perry Emmanuel Hamburger - Gaitan Assembly - Chelsea Van Leo

Mucus Pourer - Charlie Kane - Hank Minson

 

[Armstrong_11]

once upon a time...

i lost it when someone told me Aaron Lemon.

 

[cider spurs]

Maybe a bit too out there...

You go Lloris

Jaffa cake Tanganga...Herr Flick Dier...Havinsome Sandwich...Sergio Reggierun

Bierre-Emile I'll be there...Love a Skipp

Loogas Moura...Flan Pie Ndombele...Mince on

Carry Again

 

[ohtottenham!]

Maybe a bit too out there...

You go Lloris

Jaffa cake Tanganga...Herr Flick Dier...Havinsome Sandwich...Sergio Reggierun

Bierre-Emile I'll be there...Love a Skipp

Loogas Moura...Flan Pie Ndombele...Mince on

Carry Again

Havinsome Sandwich...nice one.

 

[sausage]

Slow Lloris
Davies Sanchez - Carlos Rome - Bofet Tango - Jose Regulone
J-Lo Sello - Fred Blinks - Walker Skipps - Seoul
Ave - Crane

I was following you up until those two

 

[sausage]

Think that's an unlicensed X, mate. Looks like a 423 unless we're still waiting for "Gaitan Assembly" to get fit and motivated to complete the MF3.

Leo Go Menso is still isolating and couldn't make the lineup

(ok, I didn't count properly)

Lorgan Harris

Eddie Fittipaldi - Enic Fryer - Sancho Davids - Reggie Longurges

Perry Emmanuel Hamburger - Gaitan Assembly - Chelsea Van Leo

Mucus Pourer - Charlie Kane - Hank Minson

That actually looks like the CK66 line up, make from all of the clients

 

[aliyid]

To mix it up a little I’ll add the awesome Spurs shirt I found on the Rialto bridge in Venice back in 2011

Go Spur Team

 

[Mattspur]

Hugh LoWrist
Roy Owl …… Rick Dryer…..David Sun…. Regg LaRon
Hugh Berg
Dom Belly…..Lee Selsio
Luke A’Smorrer….A. Hurricane ….Juan Masson​

 

[Jody]

I started a Scottish one with Hugh McNoris and Jasper MacTanga…

 

[Tucker]

I’m in. Great idea for a thread. Also Gollini already sounds like he’s a made up PES player anyway.

Ludo Horace

Eddie Regal. Christopher Romeo Dai Eric. Reg Segmentum


Oscar Kipps Perry Hamburger


Lou Roomba Derek Larry. Song Man Hung


Hareth Kale

Bench: Louis Gully, Jeff Tombola, Mick O’Docherty, David Sambez, Barry David, Henry Blinks, Terry NDelBolly, Benny Stergwine, Ryan Hill, Brian Geussingone.

 

[sausage]

I’m in. Great idea for a thread. Also Gollini already sounds like he’s a made up PES player anyway.

Ludo Horace

Eddie Regal. Christopher Romeo Dai Eric. Reg Segmentum


Oscar Kipps Perry Hamburger


Lou Roomba Derek Larry. Song Man Hung


Hareth Kale

Bench: Louis Gully, Jeff Tombola, Mick O’Docherty, David Sambez, Barry David, Henry Blinks, Terry NDelBolly, Benny Stergwine, Ryan Hill, Brian Geussingone.

Official photo of Hareth Kale

 

[DJS]

I'm not enjoying the negativity on here lately, so wanted to distract with a bit of fun. I've not doubt some of you might find this inane, but it's a happy distraction.

(I thought about this last night, randomly, whilst trying to get to sleep.)

A lot of 'unlicensed' football games will try and make up teams and player names that avoid license issues, but whilst still being recognisable. Some are quite funny, and so I was trying to think of my own. The idea, of course, is to try to skate far from someone's "real" name, and find something where you'd go "well, that's blatantly...".


Here's my 'Unlicensed' Spurs XI. If I've done it right, they should be obvious without being too ridiculous:


These are the "High Road Topstars":
-------

Hugh Boris

Taffy van Banger - Derek Buyer - Simon Davidson - Sean Regular-Long

Peter-Erik Holbert Oscar Tripp

Hugh Benson - Barry Lane - Berty Stevens





I had a feeling I thought of better ones last night, but can't remember them now!

Funnily enough Barry Lane was the name I’d have used!

 

[sausage]

Funnily enough Barry Lane was the name I’d have used!

There's a few I would have picked between:

Garry Vain
Kerry Hane
Barry Bane
Larry Gain

It's the easiest one I reckon.

I don't know why, I just had a bit of fun thinking about different ways to obfuscate the names, e.g. Erik Lamela -> Eddie Lomolo and so on, like Aldi would do if they made a game.

Although Aldi like to take the piss, so they'd probably just have Danny Rows, Hugo Lorrys, Harry Caine, Harry Winker etc.