Transfer Jokes
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Basil Brush
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I should have realised this joke wouldn't work to anybody besides americans.
Who is the english equivalent? John lennon.
Replace Elvis with John.
thinktank
Hmmm...
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Who knows, I'm having a right ol' laugh until that happens though.I reckon those dirty goons have one or two up their sleeve! I'm still slightly wary about all the Madrid players once bale's sorted out talk.
Tell me I'm being silly
No way I'm passing this shit up
gilzeantheking
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Meanwhile in North London a Frenchman who is paid £7.5 million a year says Gareth Bale is not worth the fee he has commanded.
TottenhamMattSpur
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Don't worry I got it.
Harry Barber
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Eriksen has been detained by customs at Stanstead
Apparently, all dangerous goods have to be declared ...
Apparently, all dangerous goods have to be declared ...
Q. What's the difference between Arsene Wenger and David Cameron?
A. One is leader of a crumbling empire, unpopular at home, completely impotent in the face of what is happening elsewhere in the world, unable to travel beyond the boundaries of Britain with any hope of credibility or success.
The other is the Prime Minister.
A. One is leader of a crumbling empire, unpopular at home, completely impotent in the face of what is happening elsewhere in the world, unable to travel beyond the boundaries of Britain with any hope of credibility or success.
The other is the Prime Minister.
AlexBenjamin
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Wenger's missed more targets than Ray Charles at a rifle range.
BOOM.
BOOM.
THFCSPURS19
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Liverpool fans.
gilzeantheking
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Spurger King
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What do submarines and Arsenal have in common?
Their windows are useless.
Their windows are useless.
AlexBenjamin
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Our window has been the stained glass one in the Sistene Chapel
Arsenal's has been windows vista
Arsenal's has been windows vista
Hoddle&Waddle
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Why did Daniel Levy cross the road?
To make another Quality signing.
To make another Quality signing.
Giraffe Toe
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Fat fingers.com
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"Levy Time"
(You know the tune)
The, the, the window gets me so hard
Makes me say "Oh my <Lord>"
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind just made for transfer fees
It feels so good, when the clock winds down
A circumcised homeboy in London town
And I'm known as such
And this is a budget, uh, you can't touch
I told you homeboy (You can't touch this)
Yeah, that's how we living and you know (You can't touch this)
Look at my eyes, man (You can't touch this)
Yo, let me bust these funky lyrics (You can't touch this)
Fresh new bids, advance
You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance
So move, outta your seat
And make a counter-offer I got you beat
While it's closing, hold on
Reneg a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission so call them back
Let 'em know, that I'm too much
And this is a budget, uh, you can't touch
Yo, I told you (You can't touch this)
Why you standing there, man? (You can't touch this)
Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucka (You can't touch this)
Give me a number, I'm callin' 'em
Make 'em sweat, that's what I'm giving 'em
Now, they know
You talking about the Levy you talking about a show
That's hype, and tight
Chairmen are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a tape, to learn
What's it gonna take in the 00's to burn
The table? Legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit
That's word because you know...
You can't touch this [x3]
Break it down! (Music breaks down) Stop, Levy time!
Try for top price, it is said
That if you're not up for this then you probably end up dead
So wave your pens in the air
Make a new bid, watch them pulling out their hair
This is it, for a winner
Step to this and I'll eat your dinner
Move, slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump, bump, bump (I left this because even Levy likes the bump)
Yeah... (You can't touch this)
Look, man (You can't touch this)
You better get hype, boy, because you know (You can't touch this)
Ring the bell, school's back in (You can't touch this)
Break it down! (Crazy bridge) Stop, Levy time!
You can't touch this [x4]
Break it down! (Nice pants, Levy) Stop, Levy time!
Every time you see me
The Levy's just so hype
I'm dope on the phone and I'm magic-a-lly tight
Now why would I ever stop doing this?
When others' transfer records are really quite sh*t
I've toured around the world, from London to the Bay
It's "Levy, go Levy, MC Levy, yo Levy"
And the rest are gonna pay
(You know the tune)
The, the, the window gets me so hard
Makes me say "Oh my <Lord>"
Thank you for blessing me
With a mind just made for transfer fees
It feels so good, when the clock winds down
A circumcised homeboy in London town
And I'm known as such
And this is a budget, uh, you can't touch
I told you homeboy (You can't touch this)
Yeah, that's how we living and you know (You can't touch this)
Look at my eyes, man (You can't touch this)
Yo, let me bust these funky lyrics (You can't touch this)
Fresh new bids, advance
You gotta like that, now you know you wanna dance
So move, outta your seat
And make a counter-offer I got you beat
While it's closing, hold on
Reneg a little bit and let 'em know it's going on
Like that, like that
Cold on a mission so call them back
Let 'em know, that I'm too much
And this is a budget, uh, you can't touch
Yo, I told you (You can't touch this)
Why you standing there, man? (You can't touch this)
Yo, sound the bell, school is in, sucka (You can't touch this)
Give me a number, I'm callin' 'em
Make 'em sweat, that's what I'm giving 'em
Now, they know
You talking about the Levy you talking about a show
That's hype, and tight
Chairmen are sweating so pass them a wipe
Or a tape, to learn
What's it gonna take in the 00's to burn
The table? Legit
Either work hard or you might as well quit
That's word because you know...
You can't touch this [x3]
Break it down! (Music breaks down) Stop, Levy time!
Try for top price, it is said
That if you're not up for this then you probably end up dead
So wave your pens in the air
Make a new bid, watch them pulling out their hair
This is it, for a winner
Step to this and I'll eat your dinner
Move, slide your rump
Just for a minute let's all do the bump, bump, bump (I left this because even Levy likes the bump)
Yeah... (You can't touch this)
Look, man (You can't touch this)
You better get hype, boy, because you know (You can't touch this)
Ring the bell, school's back in (You can't touch this)
Break it down! (Crazy bridge) Stop, Levy time!
You can't touch this [x4]
Break it down! (Nice pants, Levy) Stop, Levy time!
Every time you see me
The Levy's just so hype
I'm dope on the phone and I'm magic-a-lly tight
Now why would I ever stop doing this?
When others' transfer records are really quite sh*t
I've toured around the world, from London to the Bay
It's "Levy, go Levy, MC Levy, yo Levy"
And the rest are gonna pay
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