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thinktank

Hmmm...
Sep 28, 2004
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Knock knock

Who's there?

Another amazing footballer

Another amazing footballer who?

Another amazing footballer signing for the fuckign spuuuurssss!!!!

Wahahahahahahahahahahahahha!!!!

Get it!:D
 

kursaal

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Aug 20, 2013
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I see that Juventus are interested in Jack Wilshere and apparently Fray Bentos are interested in the rest of Wenger's squad.
 

Spurger King

can't smile without glue
Jul 22, 2008
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Knock knock

Who's there?

Another amazing footballer

Another amazing footballer who?

Another amazing footballer signing for the fuckign spuuuurssss!!!!

Wahahahahahahahahahahahahha!!!!

Get it!:D

I like the gooner version too.

Knock knock

Who's there?

Another amazing footballer.

Another amazing footballer who?

Oh sorry...wrong North London club!
 

thinktank

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Sep 28, 2004
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Arsene Wenger walks into a pub with a suitcase full of cash and sits at the bar, the bartender says, pointing to the array of fine beverages on his shelf, "what you 'avin'? Wenger says, "oh, nothing, I think I'll just sit here".


.....bwahahahahahahahahahahahha!!!! :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 

thinktank

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Sep 28, 2004
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Spurs go on a day out to Longleat safari park...all the lions, tigers, gorillas, rhinos are suddenly seen bolting and leaping over the electrical fencing screaming "loooooook beasts ruuuuuuuuuuuuuun!!!!".

...Wahahahahahahahahahahahahahbwahahahhabwhahhwbhab;nhsb'wrtk;bjw#rbtmolw#[mbolw[tb!!!!!
 

Wick3d

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Aug 31, 2012
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Higuain is finally coming to the emirates! Too bad he'll be in the oppositions team. :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 

Basil Brush

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Aug 20, 2013
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I compare Arsenal to sightings of Elvis Presley at a convenience store. However Elvis is spending more.
 

thinktank

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Sep 28, 2004
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Ok, here are some gigles from twitter:
Stanley Kroenke@StanleyKroenke1 2h
I tell Arsene to sign players. He asks who, I tell him. He fucks up. Kroenke In. Wenger out!!
:D


[QUOTE]Bankole Imoukhuede @banky_I 2h
So we are definitely not signing any striker since that arse Arsene has said Bendtner is part of his "plans" #WengerOut
[/QUOTE]

:D

Piers Morgan@piersmorgan 24m
Santos flying in > RT @realmartinkemp #AFC Bendtner coming back, at least that's the bottom of the barrel it can't get any worse... can it?

:sneaky:

Niall @nihalrankin 1h
@benrg2382 hes a fucking shambolic disgrace and he sits in his press conference with smug fucking grins laughing at us all #wengerout

Wilshere@tomarsenal4 55m
We have Bendtner and Sp*rs have Lamela, it's fine. #WengerOut

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:D
 

thinktank

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:D
 

thinktank

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Junaid Tariq@Arsenal_jt 46m
So, Lamela is a Spurs player. Can't believe how ridiculous this transfer window is turning out to be. #WengerOut #AFC
Mkhokheli@vodloza_ 53m
Wow! loss of words,#wenger out>Erik Lamela signs for Tottenham for £30m and Vlad Chiriches joins for £8.5m http://dailym.ai/1a5zHAb
Jordan Hackney@jwhackney 55m
In conclusion. I think I’m saying #WengerOut FUCKING ****. #wherehaveourmagnumsgone etc etc
:D
 

jambreck

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Jul 20, 2013
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Arsene Wenger has been discussing the purchase of Ozil, Di Maria and Benzema from Real Madrid with Arsenal's chief exec, Gazidis. The deal is almost as good as done. Wenger asks his secretary to send an email to Gazidis urgently, so that the deals can be completed in time for Sunday's north London derby. He says to the secretary (who is a tad dyslexic, to be fair):

"Gazidis needs to know the time by which these deals must be completed. So just tell him, 'BY NOON'. I can't stress that enough, 'BY NOON'. Got it?"

"Got it!", replies the secretary and fires off the email.

Meanwhile, in an oak panelled office, Gazidis is on the phone to Perez, tying up the last details.

"Hang on a minute", he says to the Spanish club's chairman, "I've just received an email from Arsene. Let me just read it".

He opens the email. Freezes. Blinks a few times. Then, wearily, lifts the receiver to his ear once more.

"Sorry. The deals are off. We're no longer interested. Goodbye".

He slumps back in his chair again. Eyes the email. Reads those two words once again.....

[....email] BUY NOONE! I can't stress enough. BUY NOONE! [...email]
 

TaoistMonkey

Welcome! Everything is fine.
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What do the Tottenham owners and Arsenal owners have in common?



Nothing. Nothing at all. :D
 
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