The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The Willian Edition 22nd August 2013

[Graysonti]

Goat

I hate those Micky mouse Russian clubs

 

[Spurger King]

i dont believe they will. if bale signs on the line we lose ALL leverage. including coentrao. all deals has to be concluded before bale signs regardless its coentrao, willian, or lamela. if we dont, imagine they say yea we will take 10 for FC. just give us bale first. *gives them bale. RM " OOOppps FC IS NOW 20M". i think bald1 and bald2 is shrewd enough to understand that

I guess as Stoof said earlier, we could have made an agreement with Madrid that was conditional of other signings coming in.

Just not hopeful at all. The Chavs are like the fucking Ham burgler popping up and yoinking the goodies out of our hands. Just need the gooners to go all out for Lamela to turn this into a shit fest.

 

[thfcsteff]

Oh well, I'm not about to let Kia Joorchabian ruin my life, the slimey ****...

 

[nailsy]

The ratings have disappeared.

I'm a racist paedophile.

We already knew that you were a copper Bomber.

 

[Graysonti]

Hanjd up anyone who's feeling depressed about all this and wants to take the pills

Put us out our misery big boy

 

[HobbitSpur]

I've got a quote for you all:

Elvis Costello.

Perhaps...Good Year for the Roses???

Something concerning Danny?

 

[shelflife_73]

I've got a quote for you all:

Elvis Costello.

I can't stand up for falling down.

 

[scat1620]

Cheers Goat. I suspect we won't get Willian now, we've been in this "so close yet so far" position with other targets who eventually ended up elsewhere. Hoping we have a plan for who our alternative options are, even though we obviously wouldn't have the wheels in motion yet.

 

[Gbspurs]

Hmmmm concerning. Don't trust a fucking thing involving Russian clubs, Abramovic or Jia.

 

[monkeynick]

Hanjd up anyone who's feeling depressed about all this and wants to take the pills

And soap?

 

[spud]

I am merely the vessel, BEN said DC on COYS. If I was DL I'd hand DC her P45 ASAP TTFN xx

I assumed that it was an unsubstantiated rumour that he's named DC, but if you saw it then I believe you. I'm absolutely staggered.

 

[robertgoulet]

Hanjd up anyone who's feeling depressed about all this and wants to take the pills

If you're talking about being depressed about not being able to figure out a cryptic? Yes. I'm never going to get one

 

[dirtyh]

ah, that old costello classic.....

"i've just been buttfucked"

 

[Garyspurs]

I want to go home.

 

[Joeyboey]

I've got a quote for you all:

Elvis Costello.

ITK + Elvis Costello = Best Ever

 

[HobbitSpur]

Sounds like it's just usual Kia rubbish, honestly don't think chavs want him.

It sounds more like it's Anzhi F*cking about, (not saying Kia is completely innocent though).

 

[lol]

I guess as Stoof said earlier, we could have made an agreement with Madrid that was conditional of other signings coming in.

Just not hopeful at all. The Chavs are like the fucking Ham burgler popping up and yoinking the goodies out of our hands. Just need the gooners to go all out for Lamela to turn this into a shit fest.

absolutely. and our only hand is that we have bale, 3yrs contract, in our squad, RIGHT NOW. nothing is guaranteed except that. levy and franco are way too smart and they understand that. i'm no itk but i'm a fucking good poker player. i dont think we should freak out at all, its definitely bale OR 2 in. no way bale leaves if we only get 1.

 

[$hoguN]

Goat

Sounds like it is time to pull out and move on tbh. Good player, not worth over 30 million though, especially if it means we have to go through a lot of hassle to get him.

 

[mpickard2087]

I dunno, I'll probably get in trouble for this but I'm not sure what ITK know on this as it stands, big pinch of salt on all the recent stuff. Seems panic has gone round and every rumour that is out there is getting fed back. Some say its the agent, some say its the club. So many different stories it hardly convinces you that anyone really knows what is going on right now.

We shall see...

 

[robertgoulet]

ah, that old costello classic.....

"i've just been buttfucked"

I just laughed out loud something fierce. I think I may be getting fired. Thanks!

 

[spud]

Hanjd up anyone who's feeling depressed about all this and wants to take the pills

Just when I'm feeling all self-satisfied at getting the Elvis Costello song you post something that I haven't got a fucking clue about and make me feel inadequate again.

Thanks. Thanks a lot.