The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The Willian Edition 22nd August 2013

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Archibald&Crooks

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Morning all.​
Could today become St Willian day? Of course it could.​
So here's a few things you didn't know about Willian.​
1: He is a member of the foot club. Not many people know his old chap measures a whopping 12 inches. Other famous members (pun intended) are Errol Flynn, A&C and Rasputin who are all also hung like Gonzo's nose.​
2: He shares his birthday with Whitney Houston, Melanie Griffiths and our Goldfish, Kevin.​
3: Whilst in Russia, he developed a taste for Porridge and Cabbage soup, making his farts extremely potent. On away trips, the club often found themselves presented with a bill for the fumigation of his room.​
4: His favourite gag is 'pull my finger' and then dropping his guts. This went down well with Daniel Levy and doctors are saying he will regain his sight again soon.​
5: Naturally, Willian is a fanatical Spurs supporter and has been all his life.​
6: As a child, Willian was an expert bogey flicker and represented Brazil U-12's at the world bogey flicking championships.​
7: Willian is a keen dogger and once took part in the Russian reality TV show 'Gobbling in the Gulag'​
8: His starsign is Leo. Making him supremely talanted and a lover of pleasure. See 6 and 7.​
So bring him on Spurs!​
Todays word of the day is: Spendingspree!​
 

daehanmingook

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i had a dream that Bale rejected a move to RM and played the next game with Willian and Lamela..... COULD IT BE A SIGN??
 

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Loving the ITK, the guardian this morning links us with signing Lanela and Pjanic. Is their a new Fifa rule about playing 13 players next season? Lets hope the Madrid conference gets resolved today with some answers....
 

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I had a dream a few nights ago that he signed for RM for 93 million... then last night I dreamt I found a women I work with naked in my bed (she has one tooth and 7 kids) just glad I woke up next to the wife!

Moral of the story... stay off the edam before bed and give the xmas party a miss this year!
 

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I had a dream a few nights ago that he signed for RM for 93 million... then last night I dreamt I found a women I work with naked in my bed (she has one tooth and 7 kids) just glad I woke up next to the wife!

Moral of the story... stay off the edam before bed and give the xmas party a miss this year!
I didn't think A&C let his better half work
 

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Yes. Eat less cheese.
...or eat more cheese and see what Bale, Willian and Lamela could actually do together! I'm lactose-intolerant, so I'd appreciate it if any kindly cheese-eaters, could take this on, give us a dream report and help us with this vicarious thrill!
 

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I had a dream a few nights ago that he signed for RM for 93 million... then last night I dreamt I found a women I work with naked in my bed (she has one tooth and 7 kids) just glad I woke up next to the wife!

Moral of the story... stay off the edam before bed and give the xmas party a miss this year!
Is she called Juanita?
 

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Yes you need a woman!
Now now, lets not be gender biased... Partner! He might like the comforting touch of a fellow goat.

Anyway, A&C is usually a crafty bugger and i say today Willian will be announced... That A&C he knows his stuff.

Oh and for the record on what JJ was saying earlier, i too believe Bale has been "Sold" for a while. Alas...
 

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This squad is gonna be pure sexual chocolate when the TW closes.

Just hope it all gels quickly.
 

andyp8080

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This squad is gonna be pure sexual chocolate when the TW closes.

Just hope it all gels quickly.
i'm not sure I want my chocolate to be gel like

so instead lets hope they go together smooooooothly as chocolate should be
 
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