The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The Tide Is High

[H-SF]

Imagine Balotelli scoring the winning penalty in the UCL final with his stupid stutter run up and then by celebrate standing still and not even smiling

 

[WiganSpur]

Llorente - a player we released for not being good enough and replaced by nobody should tell you all you need to know. No thanks.

Giroud isn't realistic so if it's between Llorente and Balotelli it's Balotelli every time. What does Llorente offer over him? Work rate? Don't make me laugh, the bloke just ambles around as slow as a carthorse. At least Mario would strike fear into defenders.

 

[Bobby TwoShots]

Balotelli is mad as a box of Frogs..would be surreal to see him in a Spurs shirt.

Balotelli and Aurier in the same team. What could go wrong?

 

[daveduvet]

Dragons info is solid, Llorente is DL one.
The others mentioned earlier (Benteke apart who is a no!). JM keen on any of the 4/5. It is down to DL doing the deals, and all viable. I call it as it is either way. Let’s wait and ?

NB: Not keen on Llorente due to fitness conditions concerns

Disappointed Re benteke ?

 

[UncleBuck]

Giroud - Can't see Chelsea selling him.
Llorente - One year older. But we know what he's about.
Balotelli - Idiot. But a Idiot who is still scoring every other game he plays.

Safe option is Llorente but I doubt he will be effective for 2nd season running.
Balotelli will give goals. At the same time, we have to be mentally prepared he could get a red in first 5 minutes of a big game.

Mad Mario always reminded me of The Monk in Mean Machine...

 

[stonebrow]

Balotelli and Aurier in the same team. What could go wrong?

They’ll be like the Bashem Brothers from Mighty Ducks!

 

[dirtyh]

Fuck it, let’s just get mad mario to assassinate the oppositions best players before he gets sent off

 

[ShayLaB]

SSN say Willian Jose interesting MU.

Probably the 4th name from dragon

 

[worcestersauce]

How would it be if Llorente came back and got us into the CL final again, he'd be an absolute legend.

 

[freeeki]

Llorente - a player we released for not being good enough and replaced by nobody should tell you all you need to know. No thanks.

Giroud isn't realistic so if it's between Llorente and Balotelli it's Balotelli every time. What does Llorente offer over him? Work rate? Don't make me laugh, the bloke just ambles around as slow as a carthorse. At least Mario would strike fear into defenders.

Lovely hair and beard

 

[UncleBuck]

I’m sure Rooney fancies out of Derby or we could chance our arm with Frazier Campbell?

 

[robertobaggio]

Llorente - a player we released for not being good enough and replaced by nobody should tell you all you need to know. No thanks.

Giroud isn't realistic so if it's between Llorente and Balotelli it's Balotelli every time. What does Llorente offer over him? Work rate? Don't make me laugh, the bloke just ambles around as slow as a carthorse. At least Mario would strike fear into defenders.

Exactly can’t run at all. Imo Jansen was a better player. He is good as a plan b Wimbledon long ball Hail Mary and that’s it. All others are miles better

 

[matty74]

I’m sure Rooney fancies out of Derby or we could chance our arm with Frazier Campbell?

Rather Naomi Campbell even she’s got more up top than us with Kane injured

 

[parklane yid]

Rooney wouldn’t be a bad shout actually

 

[robertobaggio]

How would it be if Llorente came back and got us into the CL final again, he'd be an absolute legend.

Not happening

 

[rez9000]

I bet Palace have an email sent out daily to all clubs in Europe offering him out.

I've heard they've taken out billboard space by the Whitgift Centre...

 

[parklane yid]

This transfer window is sending me insane... what am I saying... downvote me please

 

[freeeki]

Just looked at the Brescia team and my god they are horse shit. No wonder they’re 20th in Serie A.

If Balotelli can bag a goal every couple of games there, where he’s getting little quality service coupled with racial abuse from opposition fans on a regular basis, I imagine he could do pretty well with service from Aurier, Sess, Son, Dele, Steve and GLC.

 

[WiganSpur]

Just looked at the Brescia team and my god they are horse shit. No wonder they’re 20th in Serie A.

If Balotelli can bag a goal every couple of games there, where he’s getting little quality service coupled with racial abuse from opposition fans on a regular basis, I imagine he could do pretty well with service from Aurier, Sess, Son, Dele, Steve and GLC.

Willing to run the risk of him getting a red in a big match if the alternative is Llorente starting the game because we might as well be playing with 10 when he's on the pitch. Also the scenes when he wins us the cup with an overhead kick and cups his ears to the Gooners.

 

[Harryson]

Imagine if it was Balotelli for rest of the season and he just couldn't stop scoring! #ohmydays