- Feb 1, 2005
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Morning ITK buffs.
I had a dream. Yes ITK'ers, I had a dream. And in that dream, Daniel Levy had hair. He had hair and he was one of the Beatles. They still had to sit the little shitbag on a great big stool though.
Anyway.......D'ya wanna know what he sang? Tough, because i'm going to tell you anyway.
Our very own Ringo Levy responded to the 'No Money' fracas with his version of a song call 'Can't buy me Love'
I'll buy you Moutinho my friend if it makes you feel alrightI'll sign us anyone my friend if I lowball them just right
I think I care too much for money, but money don't buy me love
I'll sign Moutinho for you if we can sell a star or two
I may not be that tall my friend but i'll cut a deal for you
I think I care too much for money, money can't buy me love
Can't buy Leandro, the eyeteekays tell us so
Can't buy Leandro, no no no, no
Say you don't need no top players and I'll be satisfied
Tell me that you want free signings instead then I won't have to lie
I think I care too much for money, money can't buy me love
Can't buy players, oh, the ITK's tell us so
Can't buy players, oh, no no no, no
Say you didn't buy no diamond lights oh my god that song was shite
Tell me that I shouldn't have sacked him or was Glenn Hoddle right?
Why the fuck did I hire Santini, cos the money was right
Of course we've got plenty of money, try not to be a fool
I'm telling everyone that we're potless, its a bargaining tool
Just you wait 'till 5 to midnight, then you'll see that i'm cool
Can't buy players
Can't buy players no no no……no
Onions. Laters.