The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The Autoglass Edition 20th August 2013

[hellava_tough]

Perez: Bale, come join us

Bale: Okay I will, but allow my club to get in replacements first

Perez: Okay

**2 weeks later**

Perez: Time to join Gareth

Bale (putting arm around AVB): Go fuck yourself Perez; I've got a league to win

**Cue a slow motion hero-walk away from the Bernabeu as it explodes**

 

[mitch34]

Getting someone from fiorentina?

It might help to let the goat do it if it's cryptic. Then we know for sure that you're just weird.

Adem Ljajic?

 

[easley91]

This is:

lipsmackingthirstquenchingarsenalfuckingchampionsleaguequalifyingfuckinggreatnews!

 

[theburtonshelf]

Right then I've just donated 15 quid. HOWEVER, if this thread has moved on more than 10 pages while I'm at 5aside I'm recalling it, everytime I catch up it flies on again!

 

[Gaz_Gammon]

You need help A&C..

You need help medication A&C.

 

[absolute bobbins]

Please, no more ITK in the next ten minutes or I'll never leave the office

 

[Hot-Spur]

This is very exciting ...........I can't remember the last time I was this excited over Spurs!

 

[Grey Fox]

Right caught up now I am off to eat my dinner so slow down please

 

[Parkie]

This is very exciting ...........I can't remember the last time I was this excited over Spurs!

When you remember, you'll realise this is better!

 

[sidford]

http://metro.co.uk/2013/07/31/totte...-southampton-by-chairman-daniel-levy-3905884/

Didn't we buy out Southamptons % of future fees?

 

[class of 62]

Please, no more ITK in the next ten minutes or I'll never leave the office

the next time I get on a fecking train & go to sit down only for some suit who thinks the 4 seat kiosk is his office i'm gunna squeeze the tosser through the little pull down window

 

[SonicSarr]

When you remember, you'll realise this is better!

 

[thinktank]

Right caught up now I am off to eat my dinner so slow down please

Oy, give us some itk you slag! You're not allowed to eat ffs.

What the hell is this place coming to...sheesh.

 

[tiger666]

http://metro.co.uk/2013/07/31/totte...-southampton-by-chairman-daniel-levy-3905884/

Didn't we buy out Southamptons % of future fees?

They still get a fee because he came through their academy apparently.

 

[Maske2g]

What should we do if he beaks a leg then? Should we honestly play with ten men because he is irreplaceable. Or would you take Messi or Ronaldo as a replacement? Yes I know it's extreme, but it makes my point.

What part of no player is irreplaceable don't you get? Was Pele irreplaceable? Just because your team would be reduced in performance without a certain player doesn't make the player irreplaceable. It makes him valuable, maybe very valuable, but not irreplaceable.

Hahahahha. OK mate.. Maybe they will give you a game, see if people define you as a replacement...

 

[Spurger King]

http://metro.co.uk/2013/07/31/totte...-southampton-by-chairman-daniel-levy-3905884/

Didn't we buy out Southamptons % of future fees?

At this rate we'll probably buy Southampton.

 

[mil1lion]

Sorry to our fans but you can't use the "we lack creativity" quote in a match day thread anymore. You'll have to come up with a new one like "we need a route one approach"

 

[mark87]

How many days before a game do you have to register the squad? If Willian was announced tomorrow would he be available for Sunday?

 

[dimiSpur]

And I thank and love* you for the info. Thanks for the clarification anyway!



*when I say love I mean in a purely brotherly way, not in the man love way, NOT that there is anything wrong with that. Just my clarification.

Keep tapping up those players sir!!

I will!

 

[LeSoupeKitchen]

I can't wait for 2nd September as my brain is slowely rotting. Its got to the point that I can no longer process any information unless its put in terms of 2+2=4 or 2+2=5.