The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - A Message to You Rudy Edition 7th June 2013

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Archibald&Crooks

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Good morning ITK Freaks.

So what happened yesterday? Well, we had a snippet or two for a start.

JJ Tweeted that Baldini was a big fan of Leandro and
Storts over on COYS said:
With the Leandro deal it's one step forward two back a lot of the time, will be like that until we finally close the deal which I am very confident we will do.
So not much ITK yesterday.

LAST NIGHT: An outbreak of ****yness broke out and A&C nearly had a nervous breakdown. This thread has become too rule heavy and I don't really like it. So i'll explain the thinking behind a few of them for you.

ITK Abuse and Twitter have been well covered. Just no.

Youtube Clips: There is absolutely no reason why they should be posted in here. That is exactly the kind of thing that should be in the player threads. We pointed it out, were ignored, pointed it out again, were ignored again etc etc so it became a 'rule'. I'm not sure anyone has ever been banned for doing it (although if they keep doing it it wouldn't surprise me), they just get deleted and its all a waste of your time posting it and ours in deleting them.

Images: This thread is funny enough as it is without them, but there are other considerations. Mobile users, copyright issues, large images slowing the page down, images being multi quoted, player images can go in the player threads and probably one or two issues i've left out. I've had more than one complaint from mobile users about it. So we ASK that you don't post them. As with the Youtube clips i'm not sure anyone has ever been banned for it but the same applies. We asked, got ignored etc etc so we added it to the rules.

So that's that. Oh I nearly forgot, yesterday's inuagural A&C's poster of the day award was won by Sum Monsterism for posting
**inserts biggest calculator in world picture**
Got his point across without resorting to posting a great big fuckoff photo (y)

And now we're going to take a stroll down ITK Memory Lane.........

A year ago today we had snippet: The Goat said "From our usual source, We've just freed a young star from a french prison in the woods" which was something to do with a player called Lascelles.

They say 'always leave them with a song', well 'they' can fuck right off.

You've all heard of The Specials right? Here's A&C's take on their classic song 'A Message to you Rudy'

Stop your messing around
Better think of Spurs future
Time you straighten right out
Creating problems, we're down

Levy, a message to you, Levy
Levy, a message to you

Stop your fooling around
Time you paid the dough out
Better think of the future
Else you'll wind up with hate mail

Levy, a message to you, Levy
Levy, a message to you

Stop leaving it so long
Better sign someone early
Time will wait for no-one
Creating problems at Spurs

Levy, a message to you, Levy
Levy, a message to you
Levy, oh, it's a message to you
Levy, yeah, it's a message to you
Levy, oh, it's a message to you
Levy, oh, it's a message to you
Levy, yeah, it's a message to you

Oh and one last thing, Mrs A&C, for probably the first time ever, read some of this thread last night as she was in the office trying to butter me up to take her up to London today, she's got more chance of me taking her up the, erm, ah, yeah, whatever, anyway, she thought it was hilarious when I was compared to Basil Fawlty and is now calling me Basil. Thanksafuckingbunch.
 

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Morning a good feeling about today! so A&C are you strapped in Basil for a zillion "fawlty phone lines" between leandro and his agent?
Or manuel getting the order wrong- bringing Spurs Jenas instead of - well anyone really?
Or the odd job geezer just smashing a hole in the wall in your office so the wife can get more amo against you?
 

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Oh and one last thing, Mrs A&C, for probably the first time ever, read some of this thread last night as she was in the office trying to butter me up to take her up to London today, she's got more chance of me taking her up the, erm, ah, yeah, whatever, anyway, she thought it was hilarious when I was compared to Basil Fawlty and is now calling me Basil. Thanksafuckingbunch.
I wouldn't worry about it mate; mine often refers to me as Victor Meldrew. Can't think why.....
 

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I wouldn't worry about it mate; mine often refers to me as Victor Meldrew. Can't think why.....
I don't believe it. Surely you're spud to one and all! ;)

Here's to the optimistic thought of a Funtime Friday announcement.
 

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Whose turn is it to put their cock on the block and wager a tenner for no ITK today?

JJ didn't come for my cash so by default it went to SC
 

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Whose turn is it to put their cock on the block and wager a tenner for no ITK today?

JJ didn't come for my cash so by default it went to SC
I hear it takes more than a tenner to make JJ come......
 

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I wonder what impact Baldini's arrival/presence at WHL would have on our links with players of AS Roma or their summer targets. We have been linked to some extent with Pjanic, Osvaldo, Lamela in the recent or not so recent past, while there we're reports AS Roma moved into pole position to land Alderweireld a while ago as well. Hijacking Alderweireld is one thing, but you'd think there would be some kind of hands off agreement for AS Roma players no?

The Alderweireld situation is particulary interesting imo.
 

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Seems like none of the allowed itk'ers on this forum know anything about the Bernard link. All the noises are coming out from the Brazilian media only....
 

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Whose turn is it to put their cock on the block and wager a tenner for no ITK today?

JJ didn't come for my cash so by default it went to SC
Ok, I'm in.(y)

I'm out and about today, so may not be able to check too often, though.
 

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Ok, I'm in.(y)

I'm out and about today, so may not be able to check too often, though.
I well donate £1 for every ITK update from now until Sunday evening.

That should bring them out of hiding!

A&C, I don't want any match fixing / fabricated itk!
 

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I well donate £1 for every ITK update from now until Sunday evening.

That should bring them out of hiding!

A&C, I don't want any match fixing / fabricated itk!
I'm not on Twitter, sorry. Can't guarantee the match fixing though as by coincidence, we have 42 ITK updates ready to go.
 
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