The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 8 July 2011

[Archibald&Crooks]

Welcome to the final round-up of the week. And after yesterdays shenanigans, I need the rest. Each time we ask nicely and get blatantly ignored I get more and more stressed. I need to chill out. I've just bought myself one of those relaxation CDs with the whale noises on. I can't say it's worked but, for some reason, the missus is really fucking horny.

Still, it'll all work out in the wash as they say. I'm not even going to rant about it. The banstick is now out and polished. Go ahead punks. Make my day.

Anyhoo, the eyeteekay kicked off

When:07/07/11
Where: FTL
Think I've mentioned before that I personally know Mata.......right now he is going nowhere. There was contact from Barca but that has cooled as they try to sort out Fabregas.

Mata would come to England, speaks English well, but if it were to happen it'll be later in the window.

But nobody really talked about it in the thread........Mate. Personally know. Mate. mata/mate.Coincidence? :shrug:

Then we got some more news from a 'mate' (or Mata)

When: 07/07/11
Where: COYS
Pedroza to join our boys today says a good friend of mine

Again, not much comment in the thread

Storts then had his say........

When: 07/07/11
Where: SC
My brief summary so far is that as I have said all along, nothing really has been happening when the players were away. We made a few tentative enquiries and so on and our interest in Leandro, as I'm sure you know, is very real but these deals are long and drawn out for us, and when players are on holiday it's difficult. Hopefully we will be able to start making progress in the coming weeks, starting with improving our misfiring frontline. Goals from the side eh.

This drew one or two lines of response, but the main chit chat was about Ice Cream :roll:

Skyderen. Finding accomodation

When: 07/07/11
Where: COYS
(Pedroza)Has been in the Lodge in found a place to stay. That's a striker signing right there

Found a place to stay in the Lodge? Were? In the shed where they keep the goal nets?

Aladdin's mucker then told us that we can

When: 07/07/11
Where: SC
You can add Lisandro Lopez to the list of players we are looking at.

Noted, added.

Our last ITK comes from Skyderen again with news on Leandro

When: 07/07/11
Where: COYS
DONE I hear! Not sure when he'll arrive, but he should have signed...

Done. Well, not Done, it is DONE. Thanks mata :lol:

That was it for the ITK, in other news:

The Metro say that: Aston Villa are ready to spend £5m to secure the transfer of defender Alan Hutton from Spurs.

While the Mirror claim that: Villa have also moved ahead of Tottenham in the pursuit of West Ham's Scott Parker, because Spurs must sell before they buy.

Back to The Metro who say that: Two die-hard Manchester City fans have spent £50,000 customising an old Chevrolet convertible car so that they can travel to matches in style.
Good luck parking that fucker between the North Mid and WHL.

Finally a question:

David Haye said without another shot at the title he will retire...

Why is it then that Arsene Wenger is still working?

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[Lo Amo Speroni]

Sell sell sell

 

[Twizzle]

OK so...............nice day here,

would be better if we actually signed some one

 

[Gbspurs]

Today I am expecting the usual peaks and troughs between elation and anger that we seem to get on a Friday. It's getting to a stage now that even if we sign leandro and pedroza people won't be happy!!

 

[KenilworthSpur]

I'm expecting a double signing announcement today.

Well it is Friday....

 

[VegasII]

Frankie Friday begins with Gordon Gecko signing on as our new sporting director.

 

[ryantegan]

I reckon something will happen today. One in one out?

 

[yozza]

Frankie Friday begins with Gordon Gecko signing on as our new sporting director.

Does that deal bring Charlie Sheen in as our new nutritionist though?:shrug:

 

[yozza]

I reckon something will happen today. One in one out?

Here's hoping. Would presume the Hutton deal is the closest to happening in regards to shifting the deadwood, but fuck knows who'll be inward bound though.

 

[whitelightwhiteheat]

I reckon something will happen today. One in one out?

You said that yesterday! Are you just gonna keep saying it until it becomes true mate?!

 

[tRiKS]

The signing of leandro will be more joyus that it would ordinarily deserve. Something happening in a position most needed of a change finally!

 

[JaySpur]

All aboard the Transfer Train. Next stop..... utopia!!!

(written in hope)

 

[sussexyid]

A&C, thanks for the round up.

wish i knew some footballers or someone connected to the.club so i xould feed everyones craving for itk.

My news is that Rangers (Glasgow) are skint, but tgen everyone knew that. They cant even afford to buy £500 of software from me. same situ at everton.
Chelsea on the other hand buy what ever they want from me.

my insight into football finance.

I wouldnt mind mata, leandro i guess then is coming but not till Inter are out of the copa. And this mexican english lad is joining the development squad. so long as we make a.profit on him im happy...

 

[whitelightwhiteheat]

Does that deal bring Charlie Sheen in as our new nutritionist though?:shrug:

He's coming in as our new Head of Winning department chief.

 

[VegasII]

Does that deal bring Charlie Sheen in as our new nutritionist though?:shrug:

Haha yes.

 

[ryantegan]

You said that yesterday! Are you just gonna keep saying it until it becomes true mate?!

Hell yeah:wink:

 

[Hot-Spur]

My prediction for today.......0 in and 0 out :lol:

 

[nicdic]

My prediction for today, a ton of spam and a fair few bans.

 

[gavspur]

has anyone seen much of lisandro lopez? i've only seen youtube clips, but he looks big and strong, and some great finishes. Anyone with more to add to that?

 

[gavspur]

has anyone seen much of lisandro lopez? i've only seen youtube clips, but he looks big and strong, and some great finishes. Anyone with more to add to that?

oh, and he looks like Cantona!