- Feb 1, 2005
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Yesterday I rang the mrs and said 'I'm nearly home love, put the kettle on'.......After a short pause she replied 'what for? Kettles can't speak'
I've kept it a secret but the Clan A&C very nearly got onto Family Fortunes this week. Sadly it all went tits up shortly after shooting had begun when the question we had to answer was 'We asked 100 people the best place to take a girl on a first date'........The mrs replied 'Up the arse'.......Seems it wasn't quite what they were looking for.
Yesterday's ITK began with Pottle, on Vertonghen and Adebayor.........
No cryptic.POTL said:On Verts and Ade.............And closing in..
Then Noodles on FTL said.......
POTL came back and said..........Noodles said:Pienaar gone
Yes, we heard you the first time.........POTL said:Update:Movement on Ade, should be next in along with Vertonghen. Exciting times.
On a Spurs site calaled 'The Fighting Cock' The Cobra, their version of the Goat..........
Thanks to Vonn for whoring that. Please lets not start guessing as to the nature of the illness. We all wish them well.The Cobra said:Have heard that due to his wife's illness, Daniel Levy is considering some time out from the club. Up to a year.
Over on SO, Archibald spoke.........And Wine Gum whored. Well played sir.
Interesting stuff.Archibald said:bid in for Butland and loan back for year.
They want £7m!! should be a staff announcement soon too
On COYS, Storts posted and BErgland was kind enough to fetch it over here.........
Another interesting little snippett..........Storts said:RE: Zeki Fryers to Spurs Goal.com article (http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2896...ready-to-quit-manchester-united-for-tottenham)
It's true, we are paying big money contract wise
Finally, late last night........Paul445 whored this from COYS
A big thank you to everyone who whored info yesterday!Ali Z said:RE: Walcott to Spurs rumors
NOT true his agent is spreading this story to get him a good deal.
Finally........... yesterday we had a blocked drain and I found out the wifes shit really does smell of roses. And quality street and snickers and bounty........The fat bitch.
And finally finally, Today's papers. The Mail say Spurs are willing to listen to offer for VDV. Cheers Roger. The Mirror reckon it's AVB v Fergie over Fryers and The Metro reckon we are 'contemplating' bringing Diarra in.
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