- Feb 1, 2005
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One of the quietest ITK days we've had so far, probaby thanks to the Jubilee. Did anyone else see Rolf Harris at the concert last night? Someone asked Rolf Harris, "Are you that bloke from the 70's who did 'Two Little Boys'?"
He replied, "No that was Gary Glitter"
Yesterday I got home and found my wife and two of her friends in the living room.
"Here he is," she said. "We were just talking about having a foursome, if you feel you're up to it!" She smiled and winked. Two minutes later, I appeared naked with my dick in my hand. They were stood there, fully dressed, with tennis rackets in theirs.
Yesterday's ITK was Runar from COYS on Gylfi
Regardless of what he said in some interview, (the comment was probably tongue in cheek) I think if he doesn't go to Swansea he'll end up at Liverpool.Runar said:Just heard from a great source that Gylfi might be coming to us.
I normally wouldn't post this if I didn't think this wasn't true but this is a great source. He wanted to go to Swansea because of Brendan Rodgers and now that he's gone to Liverpool he has no interest in going there. He's said in some interview that he's a Man Utd supporter and that he'd never play for Liverpool.
My wife wont let me babysit again, last time i was watching a film with my son he got scared and said "dad, is that lady going to die?" I said "probably, judging by the size of that horses cock"
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