The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 5th August 2015

[PT]

I wonder what players leave in their lockers during the length of their contracts.

 

[lol]

honestly haven't hated a spurs player that much since campbell. fucking adebayor. can't wait to see him leave. a shame that bobby didn't work out for us. hope he does well when he's back in la liga

 

[VoteMe4Prez]

We love you Goat

 

[kaz Hirai]

Don't bring the kid to watch us play united!

Just sit him down with a DVD of the 2010/11 season but have it cut after December and just assure him that we pretty much play the same and the squad is more or less the same

 

[JUSTINSIGNAL]

The Goat with a dose of Valium for everyone as we were getting a bit difficult.

I was thinking more like Ritalin but same difference

 

[Spurger King]

I wonder what players leave in their lockers during the length of their contracts.

In Ade's case I'd imagine a dozen hats and his remaining marbles.

 

[chinaman]

I wonder what players leave in their lockers during the length of their contracts.

Some Viagra for the time after training?

 

[Flynn]

I'm going to buy the Goat a brand new Diamond butt plug for this piece of ITK

 

[Good Doctor M]

I wonder what players leave in their lockers during the length of their contracts.

Soldado left his shooting boots in his* and Ade presumably all the fucks he gave in his first season.





*I'm sorry Bobby. I love you really.

 

[MichaelPawson]

Some Viagra for the time after training?

Makes sense, considering how Soldado and Ade fuck us every time they step on the pitch.

 

[SpartanSpur]

(insert deity here) bless the Goat.

Very good and timely info to save the thread.

Especially pleased about the Berahino info but it is also starting to get incredibly reminiscent of Benteke 2013, although at least this time we can't opt for Soldado instead!

*pretends to ignore Ali Z's latest Adebayor snippet*

 

[Insomnia]

Don't bring the kid to watch us play united!

Just sit him down with a DVD of the 2010/11 season but have it cut after December and just assure him that we pretty much play the same and the squad is more or less the same

reverse psychology I think, he'll watch that 90 minutes & think fuck me I'll be playing every week

 

[markiespurs]

Really hope the Goats sources are right with this latest update.

 

[brasil_spur]

Good news from the Goat. Especially about Berahino.

Not sure inviting Werner to watch United smash us will encourage him to join mind...

At least he'll know he's a guaranteed first teamer

 

[worcestersauce]

The Goat in the Goats Gazebo:


The Goat has heard that both Adebayor and Soldado have cleared out their lockers. Also that both departures are expected by the weekend but the club want it done sooner rather than later.

We are hoping to bring Werner to watch the United game on Saturday and this on Berahino (from two sources), firstly, that he's been to the training ground and also that we could have him signed by Saturday.


(Go rate the original.)

Huzzah! That's more like it.

 

[mckenz]

No better ITK to hear from than our own little bleater - I'll be well happy if we can have Berahino on the bench, We were never going to play a new signing ahead of a fit Kane.

 

[belsunz]

Great news on Berahino from the Goat. Think he'll prove to be a very good signing for us!

 

[Trix]

In Ade's case I'd imagine a dozen hats and his remaining marbles.

And a pin cushion that bares a strange resemblance to AVB.

For what it's worth I have asked again, and been told exactly the same.

My guy is still very much of the belief Ade to Villa is done.

 

[St José Dominguez]

Wouldn't surprise me if we get ITK saying Adebayor will be seeing out the remainder of his contract as he's refusing to come out of his locker.

 

[talkshowhost86]

Like the latest Goat ITK.

I think Werner (from what I've heard) and Berahino would give us a variety of options upfront and behind the striker, and obviously getting Ade and Soldado out the door would be a bonus.

If all of that comes off then that only leaves a midfielder (possibly 2) to bring in and Lennon, Fazio and possibly Townsend to sell.

Ha...only.