The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 29 January 2011

[haslemereyid]

Ok, let me get this straight. Benzema was here and coming because Jose hates him, now he's not, oh but he may yet do and it might be on loan. Forlan was noit coming, but he is, but now he isn't. Fabiano isn't coming, but he may be loaned, and we are in for him in a big way, but actually no, because Sevilla pissed us off.

Hulk is coming, but no his isn't because he needs a WP, but he is anyway because the law is irrelevant.

Rossi is coming despite signing a new deal elsewhere.

Torres is coming because Pool need to sell and if we sack half of our players we can afford his wages, but actually no his isn't because it's all jean jizz fantasy.

Carrol may be coming and may not depending on how many more crimes he commits and whether or not we fork ot £300m.

So now we are on Llorente who is now coming for cheap money because Jose doesn't want him anymore......but wait, no his isn't because AM and the player says otherwise.

Oh, and Pav is signing for ten different clubs.


All the whole we are ctually signing nobody because Harry is useless and Levy has the hump with him.




Know what? I haven't got a fcuking clue what is going on.

thats a brilliant summing up :up:

 

[Dr Know]

This new "Myster" ITK is Levy's son. They've been monitoring the site and saw that the Samaritans would ask for a large donation so decided to throw a bone!!!














This is a joke btw

 

[maglajz]

Has Llorente overtaken Torres in the spainish pecking order?

yep

 

[DiscoD1882]

Has Llorente overtaken Torres in the spainish pecking order?

HE IS TORRES! check his wikipedia!

 

[kleeenex]

He is reliable. Think he runs SpursOdyssey.

Ps love the return of pictorial ITK!

Paul Smith runs SO

Roger Morgan is a very reliable itk there

 

[alpha]

I'm not fan of Carroll (probally becuase of stupid haircut) Suarez and Hulk both unproven in PL, I know nothing about Llorente, Fabiano and Forlan are probally overpriced considering age but.......

I JUST WANT A NEW BLOODY STRIKER!

Please god let us have someone in by Monday 11pm :-s

So was Modric, Berbatov, Torres, VDV, Drogba etc etc. Why does this juvenile imbecilic argument of 'unproven in the EPL' continue to go on?

 

[haslemereyid]

Looking at Llorentes stats he doesnt stand out as the goalscoring machine we need -he doesnt score bag fulls in spain so why will he do any better than our lot ?

 

[rebrab]

We should sign Llorente AND Carroll. Just so late on in games we were losing:
-------------Gomes--------
-----Kaboul-Dawson-Gallas
--------Modric--VDV------
Lennon---------------Bale---
---Crouch-Carroll-Llorente-


:lol:

Customary Kaboul up front for the last 5 as well :wink:

 

[dimiSpur]

Bent and Bentley we're both proven in the EPL, and they did fuck all. So that argument sucks cock

 

[mpickard2087]

Looking at Llorentes stats he doesnt stand out as the goalscoring machine we need -he doesnt score bag fulls in spain so why will he do any better than our lot ?

This is true, I would say though that he would be more suited o English football though, and the way we play in general from the little I have seen of him.

He can really f*cking head a ball, so the way we play with two wingers getting to the line would suit him well IMO.

 

[jimtheyid]

Paul Smith runs SO

Roger Morgan is a very reliable itk there

My bad!

 

[Dr Know]

Looking at Llorentes stats he doesnt stand out as the goalscoring machine we need -he doesnt score bag fulls in spain so why will he do any better than our lot ?

Because I've read a few posts on here saying we need someone who can hold up the ball! no mention of scoring loads of goals! :grin:

 

[venablesphil]

Torres, Berbatov, VDV, Drogba came from strong european leagues. IMO the Dutch and Portugal leauges arent very strong at all. I'm not saying they wont do well I'm saying its a gamble. A BIG gamble considering the price tags.

 

[kleeenex]

Mysterys new ITK is in the itk section now

 

[3Dnata]

We should sign Llorente AND Carroll. Just so late on in games we were losing:
-------------Gomes--------
-----Kaboul-Dawson-Gallas
--------Modric--VDV------
Lennon---------------Bale---
---Crouch-Carroll-Llorente-


:lol:

Customary Kaboul up front for the last 5 as well :wink:

Even in a post of that seriousness you don't mention Zigic!

 

[Gbspurs]

Goalscoring stats are another pointless thing to look at. It's all about the players attributes. Have a look at bergkamps or henrys goal scoring stats before arsenal. Now look at kezmans and morientes'.

 

[ogsvaldo]

Dont often post, but Llorente is absolute class. Is a beast and has exceptional feet.... think he is out of our league, but honestly would pretty much be the best signing we could make!

Would even take him over Benzema.... cant see it personally, but perhaps Real Madrid loaning adebayor and apparantly having bids rejected for aguero & forlan may have pissed him off and is happy to move elsewhere

 

[Hoddle_Ledge]

Llorente has been named in the Bilbao squad for tomorrow's game.

 

[rebrab]

Looking at Llorentes stats he doesnt stand out as the goalscoring machine we need -he doesnt score bag fulls in spain so why will he do any better than our lot ?

He does play for Bilbao in fairness. He's been their top scorer in each of the last 3 seasons.

Scored 7 in 12 internationally (yes I know that Crouch's record is better, but to even get 12 caps for Spain up front is pretty impressive)

 

[jurgenthegerman18]

So POTL goes and Mystery suddenly appears and gets approved by the mods.......I just hope everyone leaves him alone this time.