The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 22nd May

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Archibald&Crooks

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Good morning ITK'ers. Here's a shiny new thread.

Next Monday will be the 'official' opening of the ITK Forums which means updates will start to become more frequent and our assumption that you have read the rules will kick in good and proper, I know i'm wasting my breath but it's in your interests to make sure you have done so.

So what's new? Not much.

We get some ITK about Bale staying which is followed by mass cartwheeling and merrymaking. People are randomly high fiving eachother, reacharounds are being offered to all and sundry, by all and sundry and it's party time in the thread.

A newspaper posts a Bale leaving story and suddenly chins hit the floor. Several cases of domestic abuse are reported as assorted WAG's have their growlers kicked off and sales of rubber knives soar.

Then we get some more ITK about Bale staying which is followed by mass fist pumping, group hugging and loud cries of 'get in there my son'. A heady atmopshere of joy and goodwill prevails.

Then we get a story about Bale leaving...........

Some of you are borderline schizophrenic, certainly bipolar and quite utterly mad :D
 

dirtyh

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Where can I get a rubber knife? Sounds cool.
 

Booney

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Football journos don't even have a major tournament to distract them away from writing sensationalist, unsubstantiated BS this summer. Gin and valium all round please.
 

Barry Mead

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Good morning ITK'ers. Here's a shiny new thread.

Next Monday will be the 'official' opening of the ITK Forums which means updates will start to become more frequent and our assumption that you have read the rules will kick in good and proper, I know i'm wasting my breath but it's in your interests to make sure you have done so.

So what's new? Not much.

We get some ITK about Bale staying which is followed by mass cartwheeling and merrymaking. People are randomly high fiving eachother, reacharounds are being offered to all and sundry, by all and sundry and it's party time in the thread.

A newspaper posts a Bale leaving story and suddenly chins hit the floor. Several cases of domestic abuse are reported as assorted WAG's have their growlers kicked off and sales of rubber knives soar.

Then we get some more ITK about Bale staying which is followed by mass fist pumping, group hugging and loud cries of 'get in there my son'. A heady atmopshere of joy and goodwill prevails.

Then we get a story about Bale leaving...........

Some of you are borderline schizophrenic, certainly bipolar and quite utterly mad :D

Some ? we are Spurs fans-we all are ;)
 

Booney

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This thread is over an hour old and I've still not been offered a reacharound yet.

What's wrong with me?
 

BringBack_leGin

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Since the summer that we sold Berbatov and Keane I haven't really taken part in this thread, I was left too broken by that window :(
 

CowInAComa

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If you are a Spurs fan and you arent bi-polar I seriously dont know how you survive.

Today Im feeling good. Great things are going to happen this summer, i can feel it.
 

Nanky_1988

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Yesterday someone commented saying about Hulk replacing lennon :mad: Firstly I doubt we can afford him and secondly We wont to add strength In dwpth selling lennon and replacing him with hulk isn't doing this it just makes our starting 11 better!
 

Sum Monsterism

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Yesterday someone commented saying about Hulk replacing lennon :mad: Firstly I doubt we can afford him and secondly We wont to add strength In dwpth selling lennon and replacing him with hulk isn't doing this it just makes our starting 11 better!
adding Hulk won't bring strength? I'm incredulous...
 
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