The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 22nd May

[Gbspurs]

Soggy biscuit is played every other tuesday round A&C's house

It was called cheesy biscuit where I came from. Sounds worse somehow. I'm not convinced anyone actually ever played this game though, just one of those urban legend style stories that float around.

 

[dirtyh]

It was called cheesy biscuit where I came from. Sounds worse somehow. I'm not convinced anyone actually ever played this game though, just one of those urban legend style stories that float around.

thought it was a navy thing, 'the biscuit game'. i'm sure a&c will tell us where it originated from anyway. lets face it, he wrote the book on messed up sexual ritauls. probably got a copyright on most of it too.

 

[Joeyboey]

Nearly 24 hours and no new ITK - FFS!!!!!

 

[Gbspurs]

Nearly 24 hours and no new ITK - FFS!!!!!

It's going to be a long summer for you!

 

[Joeyboey]

It's going to be a long summer for you!

It doesn't need to be a big bit of ITK, just enough to get me through the afternoon...

 

[rawhide]

It doesn't need to be a big bit of ITK, just enough to get me through the afternoon...

I just need something to get rid of the image of Sum's circle jerk...

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

If I wasn't otherwise engaged with a shire pony that is painted gold and is wearing a cossack hat and an eye patch, several bearded female amputee dwarves, who are covered in exotic oils and fighting naked over a two way buttplug and a Maori warrior named Sidney from Cheam i'd take off my Conan the Barbarian outfit and start moaning about spam.

Fucks sake.

 

[matthew.absurdum]

Nearly 24 hours and no new ITK - FFS!!!!!

I feel we are going to relegate next season if we won't see any ITK now

 

[duffster]

this sounds like a game, a game I never played, where a group of lads stands in a circle, jerking furiously and the last one to achieve the aim had to eat the sandwich.

but aside from that, you are correct. We won't spend much on players 'til new stadium is full up.

It was a cream cracker at my school.

 

[Hot-Spur]

Now you'll set Hottie off!

Oh I'm fine, seeing Can't Controls name has no effect on me at all now.........

 

[rawhide]

If I wasn't otherwise engaged with a shire pony that is painted gold and is wearing a cossack hat and an eye patch, several bearded female amputee dwarves, who are covered in exotic oils and fighting naked over a two way buttplug and a Maori warrior named Sidney from Cheam i'd take off my Conan the Barbarian outfit and start moaning about spam.

Fucks sake.

Fair's fair A&C - no new ITK and we are only on page 3. That's good for us...

How can a Maori warrior be from Cheam? Isn't that like saying a Frenchman from Edmonton?

 

[beats1]

Football journos don't even have a major tournament to distract them away from writing sensationalist, unsubstantiated BS this summer. Gin and valium all round please.

Someone forgetting the confederations cup

 

[ripley]

Isn't that like saying a Frenchman from Edmonton?

There's plenty of Frenchmen in Edmonton. They all relocated there from Quebec to work in the tar sands oil related businesses.
Northern Alberta is boomtown with an ecological disaster...i mean, oil work.
No Scots though...not allowed to work on a oil field in a skirt.

 

[Jaffer99]

I can see this summer being a bad one, we will not make the big names to improve the side that we need, where as the other teams will, next year will be a fight for 5th between us and liverpool, I hope I'm wrong, but just can't see DL spending what is needed to push on, A leopard never changes it's spots.....

 

[AKLwestie]

Fair's fair A&C - no new ITK and we are only on page 3. That's good for us...

How can a Maori warrior be from Cheam? Isn't that like saying a Frenchman from Edmonton?

He was over to see his cousin marry Lady Davina Windsor, liked the place so he stayed round for a bit.

 

[rawhide]

Someone forgetting the confederations cup

Someone forgetting the definition of "major"

 

[Joeyboey]

I can see this summer being a bad one, we will not make the big names to improve the side that we need, where as the other teams will, next year will be a fight for 5th between us and liverpool, I hope I'm wrong, but just can't see DL spending what is needed to push on, A leopard never changes it's spots.....

Cheer up Jaffer. Liverpool just signed Kolo Toure on a free...

 

[Antilokhos]

Nearly 24 hours and no new ITK - FFS!!!!!

Now that's not true, we've received quite a bit of ITK about a game of Soggy Biscuit a few of the lads are experts at.

 

[Gb160]

I can see this summer being a bad one, we will not make the big names to improve the side that we need, where as the other teams will, next year will be a fight for 5th between us and liverpool, I hope I'm wrong, but just can't see DL spending what is needed to push on, A leopard never changes it's spots.....

That's the spirit fella

 

[Gbspurs]

I really hope the new Bale contract lands soon. it won't stop the transfer talk but it might slow it down for a bit. David Villa still being talked about is interesting. Could be a bit of a VDV signing in that he is a special player who could give us a couple of great years.