The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 17th August 2015

[Lou3000]

Where are we right now with net spend? + £15m with a massive wage reduction? Berahino and Illaramendi would probably total £40m give or take.

I just don't see the money being a stumbling block as we aren't that far off. Let's get it done.

 

[only1waddle]

I just fucking relieved it wasn't Defoe.

Jaime da costa wont be, you should see the mileage he's been racking up..

 

[BunionBoy]

Horrified? What sort of a bloke are you?

If ever a scenario demanded that you bash one out on the spot, that was it.

She was a old women at least 80, I could see her cauliflower it wasn't the prettiest - funny thing was she apologised to me.

 

[Lilbaz]

In reference to this 100% genuine ITK - I was to busy scrolling down my feed to see trix answer - when I opened the door on the work toilet cubicle caught a old women mid-wipe I was horrified.

Shouldn't be using the womens toilets then.

 

[worcestersauce]

sorry to be a pain just got in but can someone tell the post number where trix answered his cryptic. Thanks.

 

[Indisguise]

sorry to be a pain just got in but can someone tell the post number where trix answered his cryptic. Thanks.

414 dude.

 

[SpursDave88]

I don't want to get my hopes up, been burned way too many times, Moutinho even visited the training ground!

 

[WiganSpur]

Under the circumstances we are in regarding our central midfield options, Illarramendi would be a really solid, common sense signing for the club.

Him and Berahino and it's probably our best squad since 11/12 on paper. Even during our infamous summer window of 2013 we still didn't address left back. If these two were to happen it will probably be the most balanced squad we've had for as long as I can remember, with an abundance of youth talent to come in should we require it.

 

[Scott Spur]

Well………In the Read only, Update 176…a cryptic…...

A genuine = Real = Madrid = Illarremendi

And you lot thought it was finally the big cabbage reveal. loooooooooooool

It's times like these I wish there was an Asshole rating

Anyway, I don't care what Trix says, I still think what he meant to say is that we're making a late bid for BENzeMA(L) to screw the goons

 

[DiscoD1882]

This thread ranks amongst the more out there today. Two cryptic reveals. A bird guffing in office and an old creaky wiping her kebab. Only on SC.

 

[wiggo24]

Hopefully illarramendi is sick of being a bit part player at Madrid, and wants to be the main man at his next club.

I'd say that's probably why we even stand a chance at this point.

 

[Good Doctor M]

Our "special relationship" with Madrid will probably get this over the line...


*hahaha... just kidding.

 

[HappySpur]

She was a old women at least 80, I could see her cauliflower it wasn't the prettiest - funny thing was she apologised to me.

The more you talk the more arousing it gets.

Me right now

 

[Bulletspur]

Why when I think about us possibly signing Illarremendi, the Willian fiasco pops into my head?

Just going by your avatar, my prediction is you've been smoking too much weed.

The weed gives me clarity. @Trix, knowing our history, I believe my concerns to be reasonable. Then again I have never been ITK

 

[Amnesiac503]

Just going by your avatar, my prediction is you've been smoking too much weed.

No such thing

 

[Indisguise]

The more you talk the more arousing it gets.

Me right now

Is that the kind of thing I'll get fired for if I click on it at work?

 

[Amo]

Carvalho could go to Madrid, Carvajal just signed a new contract there, too. We're signing Illarramendi, and gazumping Liverpool in the process, innit.

Called it.

 

[Lilbaz]

The more you talk the more arousing it gets.

Me right now

You have zero chance of me clicking that link.

 

[HappySpur]

Is that the kind of thing I'll get fired for if I click on it at work?

Not at all. It's just a bit silly

 

[Indisguise]

Not at all. It's just a bit silly

Ew... well... it was a shit job anyway.