Tee hee, giggle giggle... (or, how to annoy a gooner)

[bomberH]

I apologise in advance, this is an extremely immature thread but when i got the email, i couldn't resist passing it on to your good selves... Some of you have probably received the email already - apparently it's doing the rounds to all yiddos.

Spurs fans have been calling the Arsenal shop in their hundreds and the conversation basically goes something like:-

Spurs fan: "Do you sell DVDs from previous games?"
Ar5ena1 employee: "Yes."
Spurs fan: "Do you have any from the game against Spurs at White Hart Lane last month? They have run out."
Ar5ena1 employee: "I am sick to death of you arseholes ringing up. (Hangs up abruptly)."

The shop is called 'The Armoury' and their number is 0207 704 4120. They're actually based within the Emirates stadium.

Their opening hours are - Monday - Saturday 9.30am - 5.30pm and Sunday 10am - 4pm.

Please feel free to call and enquire about these DVD's.... remember, the number is 0207 704 4120.

Happy calling

 

[liberty]

Bomber what's ur MSN?

 

[General Levy]

Great.

Post on EVERY Spurs forum.

 

[Houdini]

I've just sent that to everyone on my Hotmail contacts!

 

[ever]

they told me to fuck off, thats just rude

 

[smithym]

quality!

 

[Colonel_Klinck]

Hours of entertainment to be had here lol. Good work Bomber!

 

[ChubbSpur]

They were doing this on COYS earlier this week, after a while when people asked if they sold DVD's they just started being told "Only ones where we beat Spurs".

 

[llamafarmer]

:lol:

I wonder if Citeh fans are having as much fun with the Old Trafford shop.

 

[bomberH]

they told me to fuck off, thats just rude

That true?

 

[ever]

That true?

yeah

 

[ChRiStOpHe]

One reply the other day when a Spurs fan asked if they sold a DVD of the CC game at WHL was, "Sorry, we don't do reserve games".

Owned

 

[bomberH]

One reply the other day when a Spurs fan asked if they sold a DVD of the CC game at WHL was, "Sorry, we don't do reserve games".

Owned

He should've replied that he didn't realise Gallas, Fabregas, Hleb, Sagna, Diaby, Walcott (the 12m reserve), Adebayor & Silva were all reserves. Then, he should've invented a phone where if you spit at it, it would come out the other end, a bit like Freddy's tongue in Nightmare On Elm Street, then call him back and, erm, spit at it, covering the gooner's face with splooge. That'll learn him.

 

[ChRiStOpHe]

Indeed


Stoopid Gonner **** :razz:

 

[CosmicHotspur]

I'd like a DVD of Wenger saying "I did not see it," five times.

 

[Scooby Doo]

Ha, Ha thats brilliant:bang:

Shows just how long it's been since you beat the gooners doing shit like that!

Hey, dont stop tho, cos it'll probably be another 30 years before you get to do it again:razz:

 

[Chuba]

Ha, Ha thats brilliant:bang:

Shows just how long it's been since you beat the gooners doing shit like that!

Hey, dont stop tho, cos it'll probably be another 30 years before you get to do it again:razz:

ha ha gooner! bye bye :hello:

 

[Cicada]

Ha, Ha thats brilliant:bang:

Shows just how long it's been since you beat the gooners doing shit like that!

Hey, dont stop tho, cos it'll probably be another 30 years before you get to do it again:razz:

yeah yeah...

blah blah woof woof


fuck off, etc

 

[Flatters]

Ha, Ha thats brilliant:bang:

Shows just how long it's been since you beat the gooners doing shit like that!

Hey, dont stop tho, cos it'll probably be another 30 years before you get to do it again:razz:

You don't have to tell me twice. Or 5 times for that matter. Just 1.

 

[Phantom]

I asked if they did any dvds of famous cup games,
shop: yes
me: Id like to purchase the 5-.......
*cut off*

I called back and said "hello I think you may have just dropped the phone"......
Cut off again

Hello are you experiencing problems with your phone?
FUCK OFF

Think we may be getting to them