Spurs Vs The Girlfriend

[nikosramone]

it appears we're staying in with a chinese, bottle of vino etc...

haven't actually braved telling her the game is on!

 

[soup]

Phone her right now, in the old slightly rushed and panicky voice routine and tell her you might be able to sort out a little something regarding Prague on Thursday night if she's willing to take a gamble on it. On Wednesday tell her to pack 'just in case', then Thursday night run home and tell her 'it's on!', switch the TV on and hand her the pre-packed bag.

 

[talkshowhost86]

Phone her right now, in the old slightly rushed and panicky voice routine and tell her you might be able to sort out a little something regarding Prague on Thursday night if she's willing to take a gamble on it. On Wednesday tell her to pack 'just in case', then Thursday night run home and tell her 'it's on!', switch the TV on and hand her the pre-packed bag.

:clap:

Quality

 

[eViL]

Phone her right now, in the old slightly rushed and panicky voice routine and tell her you might be able to sort out a little something regarding Prague on Thursday night if she's willing to take a gamble on it. On Wednesday tell her to pack 'just in case', then Thursday night run home and tell her 'it's on!', switch the TV on and hand her the pre-packed bag.

Awesome way to get a girl to dump you dude.

Wish I'd thought of it, goddamn I'm tempted to use it.

Have some rep anyways..

 

[oasis_yid]

I have just started seeing someone a couple of months back - asked her at the weekend if shes would like to go out somewhere.... she tells me that she doesn't do valentines day !!!!

Perfect woman !!!!

 

[OllieD]

Find your old stash of rohypnol you used to have when you were single, make her a glass of wine at about 6pm, she'll be out for the count by about 7pm, watch the footie, maybe dabble while she's still asleep at half time (where and how is up to you), she'll wake up around 10pm, then you have a go at her for falling asleep during Valentines evening. She feels guilty and promises to make it up for you the next evening, whilst at the same time wondering why she has sticky thighs. She questions you about her sticky thighs, then you wallop her over the face with a baseball bat before making off with her sister.

I laughed... out loud.

 

[Defsta]

Match of course

 

[nightgoat]

Aah, it's great being single... *sits back and puts feet up* :grin:

 

[BorjeSpurs]

Have just broken up with my girlie.. But when i choose Spurs over her, she went mad.. She hates football and my love for Spurs and football in generally was a part of why we fell apart.. I must admit I do watch an unhealty amount of footie.. but she was a bitch anyway..:grin:

 

[spurs12345]

My girlfriend's mum is a travel agent. One of the cruise companies offered her a free Amazon cruise for selling loads of holidays or something.

Why's this relevant? Because on February 14th my girlfriend will be flying to South America with her mum, and I'll be sat in my pants with a six-pack and full guilt-free control of the TV remote.

Even better than that, she feels really bad for abandoning me for three weeks and feels really sorry that I can't go on the holiday with them. Yes, dear, I too am distraught that you will be on a different continent battling mozzies for two UEFA Cup games and the Carling Cup final. What a fucking result.

haha tickers your the man :rofl:

 

[Beni]

My bonus is that I am working nights anyway on Valentines night, so I'll be watching the game at work.

 

[HildoSpur]

Haha I have no problems as my gf is currently in Paris!

I'll be watching it at home with a few beers...!

:razz:

 

[guiltyparty]

I'm taking my missus to a spa for a couple of days in Devon. I've booked her in for a treatment to coincide with the game, so I can watch the game in my room. Bring on the mini-bar and room service…

 

[whatsappnin]

I'll be making her diner at home at 6pm.... then watch the game after necking a bottle of wine and shovelling the food down!

this is the one for me too!

 

[don1]

no bother the women will be watching it with me

 

[hughy]

luckily, the 'girlfriend' is non-existent at the moment. happy days for me.

 

[Sally_G]

I'll be home from work about 7, by about 7.30 the missus will realise i've got her f**k all, and have nothing planned. At 7.35 she'll storm out to her Mums leaving me with a few hours to "think about what I've done".

 

[TheChosenOne]

Football first !

 

[Marty]

same situation as hughy, good times!

 

[claw_diddy]

Treating her to an all you can eat Indian buffet at 6.30pm (not waste too much time on that) and then back home for the game.

:beer::up: