Spurs Vs The Girlfriend

[wildheart]

Valentines day is pish.

Spurs everytime. My missus knows better than to complain.

Besides come Thursday she will have watched a game every day since Saturday!

 

[Tickers]

My girlfriend's mum is a travel agent. One of the cruise companies offered her a free Amazon cruise for selling loads of holidays or something.

Why's this relevant? Because on February 14th my girlfriend will be flying to South America with her mum, and I'll be sat in my pants with a six-pack and full guilt-free control of the TV remote.

Even better than that, she feels really bad for abandoning me for three weeks and feels really sorry that I can't go on the holiday with them. Yes, dear, I too am distraught that you will be on a different continent battling mozzies for two UEFA Cup games and the Carling Cup final. What a fucking result.

 

[Manwhore]

Not a problem for me.

I've said to the missus, money is tight so we'll order a chinese in with a bottle of wine in to save money.

Then at 7.30 i'll turn over to Channel 5, "oh sorry luv, didn't i tell you Spurs were playing" :up:

 

[Phantom]

My other half is working.......so no problem there

 

[Evolution]

Early Dinner, Wine etc then hopefully the football but if she keeps remarking "ohh he's fit" every five minutes i'm booting her out :razz:

 

[bomberH]

Find your old stash of rohypnol you used to have when you were single, make her a glass of wine at about 6pm, she'll be out for the count by about 7pm, watch the footie, maybe dabble while she's still asleep at half time (where and how is up to you), she'll wake up around 10pm, then you have a go at her for falling asleep during Valentines evening. She feels guilty and promises to make it up for you the next evening, whilst at the same time wondering why she has sticky thighs. She questions you about her sticky thighs, then you wallop her over the face with a baseball bat before making off with her sister.

 

[Bromavinci]

....or not....

fortunate favours the brave - i told her weeks ago about the clash warning that valentines will not exist this year and she rostered herself on to work....woo hoo!!!!

COYS

 

[Houdini]

Find your old stash of rohypnol you used to have when you were single, make her a glass of wine at about 6pm, she'll be out for the count by about 7pm, watch the footie, maybe dabble while she's still asleep at half time (where and how is up to you), she'll wake up around 10pm, then you have a go at her for falling asleep during Valentines evening. She feels guilty and promises to make it up for you the next evening, whilst at the same time wondering why she has sticky thighs. She questions you about her sticky thighs, then you wallop her over the face with a baseball bat before making off with her sister.

This sounds completely foolproof!

 

[Stoof]

I'm gonna treat Wristina to cold can of Stella then some sort of dipping chicken, followed by the TV remote.

:up:

 

[wildheart]

You're a born romantic Stoof

 

[WestEndGirl]

I'm watching the match anyway with PT so no problem here :wink:

 

[dbspurs]

Meet at 5:30. Down the Wetherspoons for dinner and then in my local for 7:30. She understands that most things have to be rearranged around Spurs games.

She's going to pay for my cup final ticket as i had to miss the 2nd leg of the semi final because we was on holiday in Gran Canaria. Booked ages ago so couldn't get out of it

The new rule is 'no holidays when Spurs are at home'

 

[jonnyrotten]

Find your old stash of rohypnol you used to have when you were single, make her a glass of wine at about 6pm, she'll be out for the count by about 7pm, watch the footie, maybe dabble while she's still asleep at half time (where and how is up to you), she'll wake up around 10pm, then you have a go at her for falling asleep during Valentines evening. She feels guilty and promises to make it up for you the next evening, whilst at the same time wondering why she has sticky thighs. She questions you about her sticky thighs, then you wallop her over the face with a baseball bat before making off with her sister.

Blame the goat for the sticky thighs. Bad goat!

 

[truespur]

i quite smiply told her............. spurs come first

















havent seen her since.

 

[we_all_loved_freund]

well I broke up with mine last week...

 

[Stoof]

I take it she didn't like Steffen Freund?

 

[paul_1979yid]

The 'spurs' Option is ahead at the mo. I just wonder how many have voted that 'just for the boys' but will be out with the gf's on Thurs! :grin:

Under the thumb etc lol

 

[rich75]

well we're staying in so i might have caught it "by accident" on the telly.. but given that I live at the bottom of a dirty great woody hill, channel 5 is non existent, as is digital, so basically im fecked

 

[dvdhopeful]

I tried to book a table but the place was booked. I'm going to forget there are other restaurants and just stay in

 

[HandOfMod]

My girlfriend's mum is a travel agent. One of the cruise companies offered her a free Amazon cruise for selling loads of holidays or something.

Why's this relevant? Because on February 14th my girlfriend will be flying to South America with her mum, and I'll be sat in my pants with a six-pack and full guilt-free control of the TV remote.

Even better than that, she feels really bad for abandoning me for three weeks and feels really sorry that I can't go on the holiday with them. Yes, dear, I too am distraught that you will be on a different continent battling mozzies for two UEFA Cup games and the Carling Cup final. What a fucking result.

Quality.

My girlie is away too, so twill be a night of beers and hot rock burns in the spurs shirt for me too. sweet.