Spurs related dreams

[Monkey Bastard Hands]

Last night I dreamt that we won the league for the first time since 1960/61, and it was the best thing ever. Unfortunately I can't remember in what circumstances we won it, but I was pretty bloody happy.

What Spurs dreams have you had?

 

[werty]

The night before we were playing in the last NLD at Highbury I dreamt that we won 4-0 and Dennis Irwin scored twice.

 

[spursontheloose]

Had one not so long ago.

I was in goal for a game, don't know who it was against but I actually dived in my sleep to get the ball out the top corner and nearly took one of my missus eyes out :lol:

Woke up with goosebumps after that, at the thought of actually playing for Spurs :-D

 

[Kingstheman]

The night before the Muamba collapse I had a dream we would play Everton in the F.A Cup in the final.

 

[StartingPrice]

At the end of last season, I had one of those dreams that is really vivid at first but then the details fade and you can only remember one central thing out of all context.

It was: 4 - nil.

That was all I could remember.

So, at the start of this season, I put a Lady on us winning 4 - nil for the first few games - mg:

Then for the Liverpool game, at the Lane, I hummed and aaahhheed, wrote out a slip for 4 - nil, decided we would still win but Liverpool would score, so changed it to 3 - 1 to us. And...:bang:

 

[jedimonkey]

Only one and that was about 18 years ago.

I dreamt that me and my brother were at a game against Villa and before every ball was kicked I knew what was going to happen. Turns out this was because I was at our FA Cup 3rd round tie from 1992 when we got beat as holders.

Then half way through the first half the Nazis turned up and started putting everyone onto trains that were pulled up right next to Villa Park. Me and my brother managed to escape by jumping down the side of one of the stands.

Then the next thing I know I'm being chased by these two evil midgets with a bazooka around some floating docks at an allotment with them trying to shoot the missile up my arse.

Then I woke up.

 

[Bus-Conductor]

On Saturday night I dreamt I was watching the Spurs v Swansea game Brendan Rodgers on TV in my living room. It wasn't my actual living room, it was a strange living room to me which appeared to be from about 40 years ago with chinzy curtains and arm chairs and then my son (I don't have a son) did something to the telly and we couldn't see the game just hear it.

The last dream I remember having about spurs was before the ManC home game this season. I dreamt they were stuffing us 3-1 or 4-1, but Kolorov was playing for us.

 

[Mr Pink]

I had a dream that I was training with some of the current crop...and this isn't a piss take but Jermain Defoe was giving me tips about how to beat the offside trap :grin:

 

[beats1]

I had a dream that I was training with some of the current crop...and this isn't a piss take but Jermain Defoe was giving me tips about how to beat the offside trap :grin:

What did he say? maybe you should send a email to the club to pass on the tips to defoe and mention defoe told you to do it, :grin:

 

[Mr Pink]

What did he say? maybe you should send a email to the club to pass on the tips to defoe and mention defoe told you to do it, :grin:

to keep my head down and run as fast as I can, and under no circumstances was I to bend or arch my run :razz:

 

[Spurrific]

I have a recurring dream that I'm in the dressing room and the whole team are there, with clown make-up on, naked and swinging their wangs at me like lassos in perfect timing with each other.

 

[beats1]

to keep my head down and run as fast as I can, and under no circumstances was I to bend or arch my run :razz:

This explains why he is offside all the time, he needs help maybe he is reaching out to you in a dream or maybe I have been watching too much Touch

 

[StartingPrice]

I have a recurring dream that I'm in the dressing room and the whole team are there, with clown make-up on, naked and swinging their wangs at me like lassos in perfect timing with each other.

Ooooh, Dr Freud :duh: mg: :duh: mg: :duh: mg:

 

[jushin3]

At the beginning of this season, I had a dream the night before that we beat Man City on a Huddlestone header, we got demolished instead. I'm no prophet.

 

[marvel]

I very often have a dream the night before match day. Normally quite vivid involving the score and scorers, always bet on it the next day and it never pays off. One day though, one day...

 

[pook]

here's one i had a few years back. i'm at my mom's house (in ft wayne, indiana, USA), and as it's a nice day, i go out for a walk. as i wander down ardmore avenue, i go past the Ft Wayne Sport Club - an old footy club in a town with no interest in footy whatsoever, who's pitch has no surrounding stands. as i'm going by, a couple of players warming up recognize me as being from the neighborhood, and they ask me to suit up and play, as they've got a big match, but some players haven't shown up, and they'll be shorthanded. i tell 'em i'm a bit crap, but if that's ok with them, i'll give it a go. they tell me i'll be at centerhalf - despite the fact that i'm 5'8" and have never played in defense ... but ok. anyway, the opposition comes out and it's attilio lombardo's crystal palace side. the whistle blows and i'm clearly out of my depth (as is the entire FWSC side), but i'm hanging on for dear life. i'm hacking and fouling and doing whatever i can to keep palace at bay, and getting every call. well, lombardo's getting plenty pissed off at the combination of my desperate/violent play and what he calls the official's hometown bias. after a time, he gets a yellow for his constant dissent, and the next time down the pitch, i let him have it. he gets up from the turf and in my face, and he's giving me all kinds of shit for how crap i am, and how crap FWSC is, and how crap my little town is and how great crystal palace is ... and i shoot back, 'yeah, well, i'm just a fella walking down the street in indiana, and if you're all that then you should be able to get something from me, rather than being about to go into halftime level at nowts'. now he's so bent out of shape that he takes a swing at me, but i deftly elude his aggression, and i calmly tell him ... "look mate, i know you're frustrated, but if you want to see how the game is played, you just stay close to selhurst park for the next while, as spurs will be playing wimbledon in the league and both domestic cups over the next couple of weeks, and they'll show you how it's done." he then lightened up, thanked me for the advice, admonished me to be a bit less physical, and then went on to score a brace as palace defeated my FWSC side by four or five to nil.

the interesting bit - beyond it's general overall weirdness - is that i'm pretty sure spurs did play wimbledon four times within a couple weeks back in the late 90s, whilst wimbledon was groundsharing with palace, and when lombardo was managing CPFC ... yet this dream took place in around 2008 (give or take a year). odd, to my thinking.



anyway, if you think that's weird, you should hear the dream i had about brentford v bristol rovers at griffin park a couple years back. makes this one seem perfectly rational. in no way spurs related, though ... so who cares, really.

 

[3Dnata]

I often have an anxiety dream which I think goes back to the 93/94 season.
We concede a goal early in the second half and there's no atmosphere at the ground.Have lots of the ball but lose.
That's the sort of thing I dream about!

 

[dav3j]

I once dreamt I was going in for a menage a trois with VdV and Sylvie. I'm going at it for ages with little success, at which point, Rafa looks up at me, winks, and I blow my beans instantly.

 

[onthetwo]

here's one i had a few years back. i'm at my mom's house (in ft wayne, indiana, USA), and as it's a nice day, i go out for a walk. as i wander down ardmore avenue, i go past the Ft Wayne Sport Club - an old footy club in a town with no interest in footy whatsoever, who's pitch has no surrounding stands. as i'm going by, a couple of players warming up recognize me as being from the neighborhood, and they ask me to suit up and play, as they've got a big match, but some players haven't shown up, and they'll be shorthanded. i tell 'em i'm a bit crap, but if that's ok with them, i'll give it a go. they tell me i'll be at centerhalf - despite the fact that i'm 5'8" and have never played in defense ... but ok. anyway, the opposition comes out and it's attilio lombardo's crystal palace side. the whistle blows and i'm clearly out of my depth (as is the entire FWSC side), but i'm hanging on for dear life. i'm hacking and fouling and doing whatever i can to keep palace at bay, and getting every call. well, lombardo's getting plenty pissed off at the combination of my desperate/violent play and what he calls the official's hometown bias. after a time, he gets a yellow for his constant dissent, and the next time down the pitch, i let him have it. he gets up from the turf and in my face, and he's giving me all kinds of shit for how crap i am, and how crap FWSC is, and how crap my little town is and how great crystal palace is ... and i shoot back, 'yeah, well, i'm just a fella walking down the street in indiana, and if you're all that then you should be able to get something from me, rather than being about to go into halftime level at nowts'. now he's so bent out of shape that he takes a swing at me, but i deftly elude his aggression, and i calmly tell him ... "look mate, i know you're frustrated, but if you want to see how the game is played, you just stay close to selhurst park for the next while, as spurs will be playing wimbledon in the league and both domestic cups over the next couple of weeks, and they'll show you how it's done." he then lightened up, thanked me for the advice, admonished me to be a bit less physical, and then went on to score a brace as palace defeated my FWSC side by four or five to nil.

the interesting bit - beyond it's general overall weirdness - is that i'm pretty sure spurs did play wimbledon four times within a couple weeks back in the late 90s, whilst wimbledon was groundsharing with palace, and when lombardo was managing CPFC ... yet this dream took place in around 2008 (give or take a year). odd, to my thinking.



anyway, if you think that's weird, you should hear the dream i had about brentford v bristol rovers at griffin park a couple years back. makes this one seem perfectly rational. in no way spurs related, though ... so who cares, really.

:think:.....on behalf of everyone on the site, its all a tad weird. Great post though!