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Tucker

Shitehawk
Jul 15, 2013
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Why does Drury have to shout the full name of the Arsenal player every time they take a shot?
He thinks Jesus works like Beetlejuice and Candyman. So he’s worried about saying it three times in a row in case he accidentally causes the rapture. Hence:

“Gabriel Jayyyyyzeus”
 

Johnny J

Not the Kiwi you need but the one you deserve
Aug 18, 2012
18,576
49,039
He thinks Jesus works like Beetlejuice and Candyman. So he’s worried about saying it three times in a row in case he accidentally causes the rapture. Hence:

“Gabriel Jayyyyyzeus”
Every commentator is always looking for their Aguerrrrrrroooooooo moment.
 

Joe Bjorn Hotspur

Well-Known Member
Jan 16, 2023
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Why does Drury have to shout the full name of the Arsenal player every time they take a shot?
Cannot stand the comms, especially Drury. Always goes for the and it’s Halland and it’s Saka and its the Holloway Road that’s up the road… got it on mute with Dre playing in the background: far better.
 

GutBucket

Well-Known Member
May 26, 2013
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11,555
Most teams look tired in this part of season and much shittier than usual. Shame that we are not making use of not being in other competitions, but it's not over yet.
 

Marty

Audere est farce
Mar 10, 2005
40,195
64,012
Every commentator is always looking for their Aguerrrrrrroooooooo moment.
Even Martin Tyler who got the moment spend the next 10 years trying to replicate it while steadily getting worse and worse at the job as he went well past retirement age.

He should've retired on the spot after getting to voice that goal.
 
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