Probably the worst I’ve seen so far ?Well this is a story all about when my life got flip turned upside down...
...thats why they call him the fresh Prince Hold-de-air
So basically 'When the Højbjerg's go marching in' ?If we want a Højbjerg chant, then surely all we need to do is follow the standard four-point plan
1) Find out what Southampton used to sing about him
2) Nick it
3) Replace 'Saints' with 'Spurs' where applicable
4) Sing it reallllllly slowwwwwly
I mean it's not as if that hasn't worked before.
Plus Højbjerg gets a chant he recognises. We don't have to think of anything original. Saints' fans moan incessantly about it on Saintsweb. And we take the piss out of them about it. Everyone's a winner.
Haircut for tomorrow?
It’s in Denmark, not sure on their rules thoughI do hope that was a pre-lockdown haircut
You and I must make a pact
We must bring Salvation back
Just call his name, its Hojbjerg (Hoy-be-air)
Jackson five "I'll be there"
I’m not even bothering. After years of wasting ‘la Donna e mobile‘ on completely inappropriate names, we finally have a player who is the perfect fit for it in Tanguy Ndombele, right inflections on the right vowels, right number of syllables, and he was our record signing, and he screwed the pooch.
Far as I’m concerned we can sing ‘high mountain, woooah, high mountain, woooah, Jose took a punt, cost he’s a clever runt...