Player Watch: Gareth Bale - Retires

[King of Otters]

Ok, I am going to get carried away with this, but if it mysteriously falls through at the last minute I'm never trusting anyone again.

 

[Deleted member 27995]

Can someone just come in here and quash this, just fucking destroy it, then hit it with a shovel, then chop it up finely with a large axe then sweep it up into an envelope then burn the envelope then hoover the remains and throw the fucking hoover into the Thames where it gets swallowed by one of those Whales that get lost in the Thames regularly so I can finally let go of this.

Please.

 

[quackers]

Erm......

Tottenham’s audacious bid to re-sign Gareth Bale from Real Madrid

Tottenham attempted to pull off an audacious deal to re-sign Gareth Bale.The Times can reveal Tottenham chairman Daniel Levy travelled to Madrid for talks with Real president Florentino Pérez in an effort to secure the services of the 30-year-old forward who moved from White Hart Lane to the Spanish

www.thetimes.co.uk

Tottenham believe they have made a breakthrough in their bid to bring Gareth Bale back to the club.
The finer details of a deal have not yet been agreed — not least how they frame a contract when Bale has been earning a staggering £500,000 a week at the Santiago Bernabeu — but The Times understands there is growing confidence among the Spurs hierarchy that they can sign the Welsh superstar today.
Daniel Levy, the Spurs chairman, travelled to Madrid for talks with Madrid president Florentino Perez in an effort to secure the services of the 30-year-old forward who moved from White Hart Lane to Madrid for what, in 2013, was a world record transfer of £85 million.
Levy, this newspaper understands, went to Perez to discuss the possibility of selling Christian Eriksen to the Spanish giants. However, it was during that conversation that he expressed Tottenham’s desire to resign Bale.

 

[carpediem991]

Ok, I am going to get carried away with this, but if it mysteriously falls through at the last minute I'm never trusting anyone again.

See you in 6 months on Deadline Day

 

[bat-chain]

To quote Frank Sidebottom...you know he is, he really is!

(unless he isn’t)

 

[Pochemon94]

Erm......

Tottenham’s audacious bid to re-sign Gareth Bale from Real Madrid

Tottenham attempted to pull off an audacious deal to re-sign Gareth Bale.The Times can reveal Tottenham chairman Daniel Levy travelled to Madrid for talks with Real president Florentino Pérez in an effort to secure the services of the 30-year-old forward who moved from White Hart Lane to the Spanish

www.thetimes.co.uk

Does anyone have the full article I can only read the fluff up to Levy being in madrid

 

[Yid-ol]

Can someone just come in here and quash this, just fucking destroy it, then hit it with a shovel, then chop it up finely with a large axe then sweep it up into an envelope then burn the envelope then hoover the remains and throw the fucking hoover into the Thames where it gets swallowed by one of those Whales that get lost in the Thames regularly so I can finally let go of this.

Please.

Or we could sign him and then you could let it go about if we will or won't sign him

 

[JonnySpurs]

Well, we've had 2 ITKs coroborating on it so ya never know.

Highly unlikely though obvs and it's likely just someone having a laugh.

 

[onthetwo]

you have to love the fact that his wages are categorised as the "finer details."

 

[Deleted member 27995]

Or we could sign him and then you could let it go about if we will or won't sign him

No. I like my way better. It has a Whale in it.

 

[Wsussexspur]

Erm......

Tottenham’s audacious bid to re-sign Gareth Bale from Real Madrid

Tottenham attempted to pull off an audacious deal to re-sign Gareth Bale.The Times can reveal Tottenham chairman Daniel Levy travelled to Madrid for talks with Real president Florentino Pérez in an effort to secure the services of the 30-year-old forward who moved from White Hart Lane to the Spanish

www.thetimes.co.uk

When will people learn! It’s just click bate to get people to sign up to the website

 

[Clark28]

 

[cider spurs]

Fuck off just fuck off.
I’M ON MY KNEES

Dangerous game to play round these parts. Very dangerous.

@freeeki

Put yer drink down fella.

 

[Pochemon94]

that's an all time Gif

 

[TheCheeseRoom]

Tottenham believe they have made a breakthrough in their bid to bring Gareth Bale back to the club.
The finer details of a deal have not yet been agreed — not least how they frame a contract when Bale has been earning a staggering £500,000 a week at the Santiago Bernabeu....

Eh? So we've made a 'breakthrough'. All that's left are the finer details of how we afford half a million a week in wages?

I don't think The Times have the inside scoop here.

 

[freeeki]

The bald fucker's in Madrid? Oh for god's sake.

 

[Yid-ol]

No. I like my way better. It has a Whale in it.

He could come over from Spain on the back of a whale.... Better?! Would save levy paying for a flight!

 

[dagraham]

Ok, I am going to get carried away with this, but if it mysteriously falls through at the last minute I'm never trusting anyone again.

 

[Deleted member 27995]

He could come over from Spain on the back of a whale.... Better?! Would save levy paying for a flight!

I'm not sure how I feel about this at all. I'll get back to you.

 

[HodisGawd]

Come on guys, just enjoy this moment before we get Giroud!!!