Peter needs a chant.

[DiscoD1882]

After last night's hatrick and THAT goal against Man City. Surely it is time Mr Crouch got his own chant? I was slightly embarrassed last night that Pavulychenko, coming on as sub got a chant, but not peter? Urgent action needed.........Did I mention we are in the Champions League?

 

[hughy]

Crouchy! Needs a chant!
Crouchy, Crouchy, Needs a chant!

 

[Kendall]

He's had his own chant since he arrived.

 

[tylaw]

Crouch, crouch, wherever you may be,
You’re probably in a brasserie,
And when you’ve scored, you’ll score some more,
But this time not with a Spanish whore!

 

[DiscoD1882]

I will Kick things off:

To the Beatles give peace a chance....

All we are saying
Is give Pete a chant!
All we are saying
Is give pete a chance!

Repeat

 

[DiscoD1882]

He's had his own chant since he arrived.

What would that be? Apart from his legs sticking out the bed?

 

[rebrab]

I said this on the other thread but:

to "Shout" (the james corden and Dizzee Rascal one)

Crouch! Crouch! Let it all out, when Crouchy's on form it'll be a rout, come on!

I know its not the cleverest rhyme, but I think it would sound great bouncing around the stadium

 

[Rocksuperstar]

To the tune of Led Zeppelins "Black Dog"

He's a crane-fly
He's a crane-fly

 

[MattyP]

To the "tune" of Wilson Palacious

Three metre Peter
Three metre Peter
Three metre Peter
etc

Or

He shoots
He scores
He spends a grand on whores
Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch

 

[SlickMongoose]

Something that people might actually sing (to the tune of Ing-er-land, Ing-er-land, Ing-er-land):

Pe-ter Crouch, Pe-ter Crouch, Pe-ter Crouch.......

 

[mil1lion]

To the tune of The Music Man

Peter-Peter-Peter-Crouch, Peter-Crouch, Peter-Crouch; Peter-Peter-Peter-Crouch, Peter-Peter-Crouchie

 

[Dougal]

I said this on the other thread but:

to "Shout" (the james corden and Dizzee Rascal one)

Crouch! Crouch! Let it all out, when Crouchy's on form it'll be a rout, come on!

I know its not the cleverest rhyme, but I think it would sound great bouncing around the stadium

Crouch! Crouch! Let it all out, when he lies in bed his feet hang out, come on!

 

[Spurger King]

How about...

"Go Peter. Yeah Peter Crouch you're really good even though you can be a bit rubbish sometimes but we don't care because you score important goals and you're really big"

To the Flintstones theme music.

 

[SpunkyBackpack]

What happened to that 'Only Fools And Horses' chant someone had once, it was far to complicated to ever make it to the terraces.

Keep it simple

'Crouchy Crouchy Crouchy
Crouchy Crouchy Crouchy
Crouchy Crouchy Crouchy
Crouchy Crouchy Crouchy
Crouchy Crouchy Crouchy
Crouchy Crouchy Crouchy
Crouchy Crouchy Crouchy
Crouchy Crouchy Crouchy'


That'l work, even the knuckle draggers can cope with that, especially since it has no tune.

 

[mil1lion]

I love you Crouchie,
and if you stay alright,
I love you Crouchie,
Can I shag Abbey Clancy?

No seriously. Can I?

 

[DiscoD1882]

Crouch! Crouch! Let it all out, when he lies in bed his feet hang out, come on!

NIce!

 

[TwoSaintsComeMarching]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ6LGrr8iEg&ob=av2e


Crouchieeeee nah nah na na nah na nana, na na na na nana....... Crouchyyyyyyyy ......
Crouchyyyyyyyyy na na na na na na nana

 

[DiscoD1882]

Peter peter .... he's a yid
algerians dont cost 800 quid
Peter crouch... peter crouch.....!

 

[MattyP]

Crouchy's having his nachos
Crouchy's having his nachos

 

[SpunkyBackpack]

I love you Crouchy
You are the love of my life
I love you Crouchy
Ill let you shag my wife
I love you Crouchy
I want gangly legs tooooooo