Peter needs a chant.

[full-frontal-nudity]

We've got crouchino
We've got crouchino
We've got crouchino
We've got crouchino

 

[scat1620]

Nicked this from someone else's suggestion when PC signed, so can't take any of the credit, but this is fantastic (to the Only Fools & Horses theme tune):

No income tax, no VAT
A nine million pound transfer fee
Left or right, head or floor,
Peter Crouch is gonna scoooore...

God bless Lanky Pete,
Viva Lanky Pete,
Long live Lanky Pete,
C'est magnifique, Lanky Pete
Magnifique, Lanky Pete... Lanky Pete...

It wouldn't catch on as a terrace song (too complicated for mass chanting, which is sad), but it's a brilliant effort.

 

[VegasII]

Surely Abby Clancy's enough of a chant?

Oh wait. Sorry. Bad joke.

 

[Legacy]

Nicked this from someone else's suggestion when PC signed, so can't take any of the credit, but this is fantastic (to the Only Fools & Horses theme tune):

No income tax, no VAT
A nine million pound transfer fee
Left or right, head or floor,
Peter Crouch is gonna scoooore...

God bless Lanky Pete,
Viva Lanky Pete,
Long live Lanky Pete,
C'est magnifique, Lanky Pete
Magnifique, Lanky Pete... Lanky Pete...

It wouldn't catch on as a terrace song (too complicated for mass chanting, which is sad), but it's a brilliant effort.

How sad that a chant with eight lines is deemed too difficult for fans to chant.

Bu I agree, it's a quality chant.

 

[Jaispurs]

How sad that a chant with eight lines is deemed too difficult for fans to chant.

Bu I agree, it's a quality chant.

'Sol sol wherever you may be' isn't exactly a couple of lines. Or Heureeeeelhooooooo Gooommmmessss either

 

[riggi]

He's tall, he's thin, he's cut off his foreskin, peter crouchhh, peter crouchhh

 

[Son_Of]

He's tall, he's thin, he's cut off his foreskin, peter crouchhh, peter crouchhh

i love it. he'll love it too. (repped)