Operation: Steed?

[parklane_B39-R16-S25]

Heard something funny about Steed when he was at Fulham today. Half way through the season, he's supposed to have asked Chris Coleman for a few weeks off to have an operation.

CC: "Operation on what?"

Steed: "I can't tell you boss"

CC: "Listen, I'm your manager. If you need an operation, I think I should know about it"

Steed: " Okay boss, I want to extend my penis"

CC: " You fucking what??!! No you can't, not in my time or Fulham's time"

So he went and had the op anyway and took the few weeks off needed for healing. On returning, Coleman's made him tell the whole team why he had the time off and then sold him to us.

Can anyone confirm?

 

[chrissivad]

it was talked about when we signed him. not seen it so cant confirm anything :shrug:

 

[SpurSince57]

My, you're right up with the news, aren't you?

 

[camaj]

There was a rumour of a player doing this and steed was injured around the same time and people assumed it was him. Who cares TBH! Good luck to him

 

[Disgusto]

Dont lieee? So much breaking news today, you'll never guess the latest though??

FIGO HAS LEFT BARCA FOR REAL MADRID!!

 

[gavspur]

yeah, i heard about this a while ago..although, i heard he had the operation 'cos Coleman took the piss out of the size of Steeds member, obviously they fell out and Steed was sold to us....when he came here he was 'injured', and that would've been in his recovery period from said operation...Didn't Jol get asked about it and he laughed about it???

 

[Blotto]

This just simply has to be true. No one could make up a story like that.

 

[antti19]

Hmmm. Does anyone know how much it cost..?:grin:

 

[ShadyRay]

I can confirm it's true, because I was having a kinda similar operation at the time.

What they cut off mine, they stuck on the end of his....

 

[antti19]

I can confirm it's true, because I was having a kinda similar operation at the time.

What they cut off mine, they stuck on the end of his....

Sure it wasn`t the other way..?:wink:

 

[klinsmann66]

Apparently he will also change his name by "deed poll" from Steed..to

Stud Male-banquet!!! :shrug:

 

[t79boy]

breaking news !

Justin Edinburgh leaves spurs !

 

[Bonjour]

This just in.. the Nazis have invaded Poland.

Looks like we might be going to war, lads!

 

[Kendall]

Fuck off, Steed was born with length.

 

[Chuba]

Ronaldo has gone to Milan, breaking news!!!!

 

[yusrisafri]

Adam just ate an apple............

 

[SoulDog]

Sounds like aload of bollocks to me... But you never know :razz:

 

[CosmicHotspur]

Leg pull (third one?)

 

[ChRiStOpHe]

Dont lieee? So much breaking news today, you'll never guess the latest though??

FIGO HAS LEFT BARCA FOR REAL MADRID!!

breaking news !

Justin Edinburgh leaves spurs !

This just in.. the Nazis have invaded Poland.

Looks like we might be going to war, lads!

Ronaldo has gone to Milan, breaking news!!!!

Adam just ate an apple............

Fucking hell guys, anyone else

 

[lukespurs7]

I also heard this same rumour. funny stuff probs a load of shite though.