Need some Chekski 'ammo'

[LondonOllie]

Have a mouth Chelsea fan on another message board giving it the large one about Spurs.

Need some ammo about Chelsea (apart from them being a shitty little club in West London with horrible fans).

Haven't I heard people say that they have to advertise to try and sell tickets, or that they give tickets away for next to nothing or am I imagining that?

Any other good 'ammo' to bring him down a peg or two would be appreciated.

COYS!

 

[EnfieldYiddo]

Remind them of where their 'success' has stemmed from.

 

[Spurger King]

Their owner is a murderer using the club as a way of raising his profile, and offering him more protection.

Oh and John Terry.

 

[LondonOllie]

Yeah gone down that road before...he doesn't seem to care and thinks we're just bitter Spurs fans. Goes on about them winning stuff and so what if someone's bank rolled them. That's why I want to find a few other angles to bring him down a peg or two

 

[TheChosenOne]

Clive Walker

 

[CornerPinDreamer]

they were a miniscule piece of shit racist club before roman bought them.. now they are a piece of shit racist club just waiting to implode once roman and his friends end up on the wrong end of a kgb dildo gun

...maybe something like that?

 

[Syn_13]

You don't need ammo. He's a Chelsea fan, and by definition is a plastic wanker. You can rest easy at night knowing that you've got the sensibility to support a proper football team.

 

[hugrr]

Don't argue with idiots, it just takes you down to their level

 

[beats1]

Have a mouth Chelsea fan on another message board giving it the large one about Spurs.

Need some ammo about Chelsea (apart from them being a shitty little club in West London with horrible fans).

Haven't I heard people say that they have to advertise to try and sell tickets, or that they give tickets away for next to nothing or am I imagining that?

Any other good 'ammo' to bring him down a peg or two would be appreciated.

COYS!

It sounds like you need some advice, take a leaf out of terrys book and use some of his insults

 

[THFCSPURS19]

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/chelsea-supporters-arrested-racial-chanting-five-home-405314

Chelsea fans revealed as most racist fans.

 

[Dougal]

Don't bother arguing. They won't understand it. Take up fly fishing.

 

[Hoddle&Waddle]

Remind him that it wasn't so long ago they had Paul Furlong upfront.

 

[GoldenBallz]

To be fair to them, they haven't finished lower than 6th since 1995 or 96 so I don't agree with the "they were nowhere before the russian" talk. They were in the CL before he went there. That's hardly shit. Before that they were lower half but we still couldnt beat the fuckers.

But yeh, tell him they had Furlong uptop, or Fleck , or Sutton

 

[Shea]

Remind him that it wasn't so long ago they had Paul Furlong upfront.

Who probably scored more than their current strike force combined


All the you're success is only bought by a sugar daddy shit is pointless though - trust me there's not a Chelsea fan who gives a shit or who would trade places with us

 

[Hoddle&Waddle]

Who probably scored more than their current strike force combined


All the you're success is only bought by a sugar daddy shit is pointless though - trust me there's not a Chelsea fan who gives a shit or who would trade places with us

He scored a total of 13 goals for them, so...no, he was shit. And when did I say anything about sugar daddy's?

 

[Shea]

He scored a total of 13 goals for them, so...no, he was shit. And when did I say anything about sugar daddy's?

I know he was shit - my point about him was that their current strike force are playing even shitter (or at least scoring less which probably isn't even true but then was only meant as a joke)

And I never said you did - other people had responded to the OP suggesting he use the Roman money buying success counter argument to which he had said the Chelsea fan was not bothered hence my comment on that

 

[Geyzer Soze]

9mm should be adequate

 

[nailsy]

Tell him that John Terry is a poor mans Michael Dawson. That really winds them up.

 

[Syn_13]

Tell him that John Terry is a poor mans Michael Dawson. That really winds them up.

I've never rated Terry. When you look at great defenders like Cannavaro and Maldini over the years, that guy is a joke. I'm not going on record by saying that Dawson is better though.

 

[HobbitSpur]

You don't need ammo. He's a Chelsea fan, and by definition is a plastic wanker. You can rest easy at night knowing that you've got the sensibility to support a proper football team.

Not sure about the Plastic bit, I would say 24 Karat Nailed On!!!