Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[DJS]

What on Earth would posses their official Twitter to even post any pictures of Zouma??

Some people must just be so dumb.

He will never be forgiven for his crimes against cats…

 

[Gb160]

Forest more trophies than West Ham, and more recent trophies than West Ham. Plus they've won the League and European Cup, simply put, a bigger club than West Ham

You seem to have an unhealthy, deep rooted hatred of this lot mate.
I like it.

 

[Delboy75]

All bias and jokes aside. I would definitely still view Forest as a much bigger club than West Ham. X2 European cups and a league title not even a debate really.

 

[mickdale]

All bias and jokes aside. I would definitely still view Forest as a much bigger club than West Ham. X2 European cups and a league title not even a debate really.

At least Forest have got a football stadium

 

[barry]

All bias and jokes aside. I would definitely still view Forest as a much bigger club than West Ham. X2 European cups and a league title not even a debate really.

I don't like this bigger club thing. It seems like a fan made construction to disparage clubs.
To me football is about today, and today West Ham is a far more attractive proposition than Forest.
As a fan, all bantering aside, that's all that would matters to me really. History is great but doesn't comfort me if we're shit now.
Saying that fuck West Ham, Forest are bigger.

 

[Col_M]

By that theory If Kane signed for Forest we’d all accept it cos their a bigger club. WHU rightly upset to lose a player they thought was a shoe in. But Jesse has made his choice just like Eriksen made his.

 

[easley91]

To be fair West Ham had a decent season for where they are last season and I do believe this is a good signing. Be interesting to see how he does, if he does well he'll move up the ladder in a few years any way as he's only 23 now.

 

[superted4]

Brilliant, don’t ever change Canning Town bingo club!!

 

[bubble07]

We should have signed scamacca. Very annoying

 

[Kushal]

Brilliant, don’t ever change Canning Town bingo club!!

Where did Canning Town bingo club come from?

Know you history, they'll always be "Canning United Newham Tenants Sporting"

 

[sundanceyid10]

To be fair West Ham had a decent season for where they are last season and I do believe this is a good signing. Be interesting to see how he does, if he does well he'll move up the ladder in a few years any way as he's only 23 now.

I think last year was the ceiling for them though, I don’t think it will get better than that.

 

[Nine while nine]

If people who support the royals are known as royalists

And West Ham fans support their players

And one of their players is called Onana

Does this make West Ham fans Onanists?

Or were they that already?

 

[aliyid]

If people who support the royals are known as royalists

And West Ham fans support their players

And one of their players is called Onana

Does this make West Ham fans Onanists?

Or were they that already?

Help me out here, I don’t get it

Tried a few variations but none make any sense, what am I missing?

• On-an-ists
• Oh-nan-ists
• Ona-ni-sts

 

[Bluto Blutarsky]

Help me out here, I don’t get it

Tried a few variations but none make any sense, what am I missing?

• On-an-ists
• Oh-nan-ists
• Ona-ni-sts

Onanist Definition & Meaning | Dictionary.com

Onanist definition, someone who practices coitus interruptus or masturbation: A confirmed onanist, or chronic masturbator, she saw no need for a relationship with someone other than herself. See more.

www.dictionary.com

 

[aliyid]

Onanist Definition & Meaning | Dictionary.com

Onanist definition, someone who practices coitus interruptus or masturbation: A confirmed onanist, or chronic masturbator, she saw no need for a relationship with someone other than herself. See more.

www.dictionary.com

Well, you learn something new every day. Never heard that one before, thanks

 

[Armstrong_11]

@Nine while nine is next level...

educating SC while laughing at west ham.

 

[InOffMeLeftShin]

That team is going to be enormous. They are going to bully some teams but also think they could get done by more talented teams.

 

[AtoubaToothpaste]

All bias and jokes aside. I would definitely still view Forest as a much bigger club than West Ham. X2 European cups and a league title not even a debate really.

And at least most of their fanbase aren't neanderthal ****s. I say this as someone who lived in prime Wet Spam-supporting area. The people I grew up with were mostly their fans, and total neanderthal ****s. I know two humans from Nottingham and they're both lovely. #science

 

[djhotspur]

They’re make good smart signings! The midfielder is a beast, very impressive physicality

 

[ShelfWatcher]

First the massive Hammers had Lingard taken from them by newly promoted Forest. Now it seems Onana prefers nearly relegated Everton
Even more priceless Onana and Rice were going to be the best mid in the Prem, teams wouldn't be able to get through them.
Now apparently he's not worth the money and better suited to Everton
I just love West Ham comedy club. Kostic, Lingard, Onana, Broja, Zelunski have all been trolling them mercilessly while their fans have writing up their Uber teams that are going to tear up the Prem
All turned to dust, or maybe bubbles bursting. Paqueta just joined in the fun by saying he wasnt interested in West Ham, even though the Hammers weren't linked with him. Absolutely joyful trolling and rinsing the wannabes neverbes