Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[donny1013]

Pinch of salt as always but from the same source that told me Dele had signed a new deal a year ago. Apparently Payet has had a big fall out with the missus and she is already back in Marseille with the kids, so he looks set to go back there. Obviously anything can happen with transfers, but most likely to rejoin them.

 

[TaoistMonkey]

Pinch of salt as always but from the same source that told me Dele had signed a new deal a year ago. Apparently Payet has had a big fall out with the missus and she is already back in Marseille with the kids, so he looks set to go back there. Obviously anything can happen with transfers, but most likely to rejoin them.

Probably upset with him that they will lose their annual membership to the Caravan Club.

 

[riggi]

 

[riggi]

 

[Rob]

Pinch of salt as always but from the same source that told me Dele had signed a new deal a year ago. Apparently Payet has had a big fall out with the missus and she is already back in Marseille with the kids, so he looks set to go back there. Obviously anything can happen with transfers, but most likely to rejoin them.

That's common knowledge, that he's separated and wants to move back for his kids.

 

[talkshowhost86]

I can see a sitcom coming from this.

"Bubbles - The hilarious tale of how not to run a football club. Starring Pauline Quirk as Karen Brady, the chuckle brothers as Sullivan and Gold, Sacha Baren Cohen as Dmitri Payet and a broken toilet seat in Peckham as the London Stadium. You'll laugh. You'll laugh some more. And just when you think you've finished laughing they get knocked out of Europe."

***** "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" - Daniel Levy

**** "Makes me feel better about the way I do things" - Massimo Cellino

* "Is this the club I support or not" - David Cameron

 

[spursfan77]

Pinch of salt as always but from the same source that told me Dele had signed a new deal a year ago. Apparently Payet has had a big fall out with the missus and she is already back in Marseille with the kids, so he looks set to go back there. Obviously anything can happen with transfers, but most likely to rejoin them.

Bilic was saying about him being tapped up in the interview yesterday and then Marseille made a bid so I suspect that's right and he will go back there.

 

[For the love of Spurs]

I can see a sitcom coming from this.

"Bubbles - The hilarious tale of how not to run a football club. Starring Pauline Quirk as Karen Brady, the chuckle brothers as Sullivan and Gold, Sacha Baren Cohen as Dmitri Payet and a broken toilet seat in Peckham as the London Stadium. You'll laugh. You'll laugh some more. And just when you think you've finished laughing they get knocked out of Europe."

***** "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" - Daniel Levy

**** "Makes me feel better about the way I do things" - Massimo Cellino

* "Is this the club I support or not" - David Cameron

Bottom quote had me in hysterics, love the way David Cameron's gets to choose between the mediocrity of Aston Villa or the comedy of West Ham.

 

[archiewasking]

I think there was a risk of cross-over if we needed to be at Wembley for a second season. As Chelsea apparently need 3 seasons at another venue I think that makes Wembley more difficult for them because of the cost and the proximity of Wembley to two other EPL stadiums (us and Arsenal).

The Emirates has never been keen on allowing football to be played there, so Chelsea's best option may indeed be sharing with West Ham - although sour-knickers has always claimed West Ham would object to such an arrangement.

Fixed your post

 

[danielneeds]

I can see a sitcom coming from this.

"Bubbles - The hilarious tale of how not to run a football club. Starring Pauline Quirk as Karen Brady, the chuckle brothers as Sullivan and Gold, Sacha Baren Cohen as Dmitri Payet and a broken toilet seat in Peckham as the London Stadium. You'll laugh. You'll laugh some more. And just when you think you've finished laughing they get knocked out of Europe."

***** "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" - Daniel Levy

**** "Makes me feel better about the way I do things" - Massimo Cellino

* "Is this the club I support or not" - David Cameron

Not forgetting - "Also starring, as the face that you will just love to smack into oblivion, James Corden as Jammy Jack Sullivan. And special guest star Russell Brand as Andy 'I'm Down Faces When Injured' Carroll."

 

[strummer]

 

[GeneralBurk]

I think there was a risk of cross-over if we needed to be at Wembley for a second season. As Chelsea apparently need 3 seasons at another venue I think that makes Wembley more difficult for them because of the cost and the proximity of Wembley to two other EPL stadiums (us and Arsenal).

Twickenham has never been keen on allowing football to be played there, so Chelsea's best option may indeed be sharing with West Ham - although sour-knickers has always claimed West Ham would object to such an arrangement.

Some one needs to remind old vinegar tits she's just a council tenant. They are duty bound to get best return on the white elephant. As for their financial contribution. Given West Ham are a tin pot outfit, then if Chelsea agree a rent of genuine commercial value they won't have leg to stand on.

 

[Lilbaz]

Some one needs to remind old vinegar tits she's just a council tenant. They are duty bound to get best return on the white elephant. As for their financial contribution. Given West Ham are a tin pot outfit, then if Chelsea agree a rent of genuine commercial value they won't have leg to stand on.

She banged on about how they only have the stadium for 28 days a year (which is bollox) so can't complain.

Officially they can only complain about someone using the stadium if it might leave the pitch unfit for football. Seeing as many teams ground share and it has to be decided by an independant that shouldn't be an issue.

 

[thinktank]

David Gold looks like the last surviving member of an obscure 70's prog rock band,

That's spot on.

 

[thinktank]

Bilic as a player wanted to leave West Ham after 6 months to join us didn't he? Eventually leaving after one season at West Ham to join a bigger club in Everton.

He does come across well most of the time but lets not forget what he is really like


That earing too...

Winds the clock back seeing Thuram at the end of that. What a player.

 

[michaelden]

Bilic as a player wanted to leave West Ham after 6 months to join us didn't he? Eventually leaving after one season at West Ham to join a bigger club in Everton.

He does come across well most of the time but lets not forget what he is really like


That earing too...

That video bugs me. You can clearly see Blanc made contact with Bilic's jaw as his cheek ripples like a fat ladies thigh. And ontop of that I believe the law says hands to face is bad m'kay, or something like that.

Was it a punch? no; was it a red card & stupid brain fart? yes.

 

[strummer]

Those caravan dwellers truly are the gift that keeps giving..................

 

[beats1]

Some one needs to remind old vinegar tits she's just a council tenant. They are duty bound to get best return on the white elephant. As for their financial contribution. Given West Ham are a tin pot outfit, then if Chelsea agree a rent of genuine commercial value they won't have leg to stand on.

It never was a white elephant, it was only until the world championship that the stadium would be empty most of the time.

The original scheme was to dismantle the stadium in to a low cost/low maintenance facility with a capacity for 35k people

 

[GeneralBurk]

It never was a white elephant, it was only until the world championship that the stadium would be empty most of the time.

The original scheme was to dismantle the stadium in to a low cost/low maintenance facility with a capacity for 35k people

Actually the original plans were to scale it back to a 25k stadium. The Olympic Stadium had initial build cost of £429m and that's before factoring in any conversion costs. Effectively scrapping the stadium after a 2 week party to rebuild a stadium that would have been in use maybe 6-8 times a year for athletics.

Boris decided that only an EPL tenant could operate the site and WHU won the bid. Personally I thought the THFC bid the sensible one however there were too many political reputations on the line and WHU's low ball offer of retaining athletics won the bid race.

Paris was supposed to win the bid back in 2005 but we 'bribed' our way in by building a needless stadium. Legacy was very much an after thought.

It is the very definition of a white elephant and us as tax payers are footing the bill while the dildo twins and vinegar tits make millions.

 

[Wellspurs]

Bottom quote had me in hysterics, love the way David Cameron's gets to choose between the mediocrity of Aston Villa or the comedy of West Ham.

He supports Burnley now apparently?