Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[bomberH]

Edit - I can't post this pic. Darn.

 

[jurgen]

Seems pretty simple, after last year they thought they were a big club that could 'play football the right way' in this league forgetting about their utter shit defence, and unfortunately were not a big enough draw to attract top attackers of Payet's level that might have given them some chance to win matches despite playing Collins at the back. They went crazy paying over the odds on bog standard attackers and forgot about their awful defenders. Hopefully they've got it so wrong they're really in the shit by Jan when they have at least some chance to reconcile the situation.

 

[ClintEastwould]

Upton park now being blown to smithereens.

When is the hilarity going to stop? How can one single club be so consistently shit? My sides have split open laughing at their expense. I don't know if I can take this anymore

 

[thinktank]

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I'll forever laugh at West Ham
Their horses and their caravans
Their stadium's shite, it's making them fight
Let's laugh as their dreams all fade and die

The porn boys pulled a fast one
Upton Park's no longer there
I'll forever laugh at west ham
Tin pot spammers in despair

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[JerryGarcia]

I remember when we were in the doo-doo (Harry Redknappp...2 points from 8 games ). Wandery Ramos gave an interview and was asked if we were in a relegation fight. He dismissed it as a ridiculous notion. At approx. the same time Jonathon Wood gave an interview and was asked the same question and his reply was this club is absolutely in a relegation fight. It was at that moment I knew Wandery had lost the dressing room beyond any repair. It wasn't after the eighth game as he was sacked then. So, it was the seventh game or before. We are now five games into this season - you would have to wonder, at what stage do Wet Spam players start believing they are in a relegation fight?

Surely you know you're in a relegation fight when Karen Brady hands you the pen and you sign for West Ham?

 

[rossdapep]

I remember when we were in the doo-doo (Harry Redknappp...2 points from 8 games ). Wandery Ramos gave an interview and was asked if we were in a relegation fight. He dismissed it as a ridiculous notion. At approx. the same time Jonathon Wood gave an interview and was asked the same question and his reply was this club is absolutely in a relegation fight. It was at that moment I knew Wandery had lost the dressing room beyond any repair. It wasn't after the eighth game as he was sacked then. So, it was the seventh game or before. We are now five games into this season - you would have to wonder, at what stage do Wet Spam players start believing they are in a relegation fight?

Yeah, I remember that well. I wonder if the players just simply couldn't communicate with Ramos - vice-versa? Woodgate new the score, thing is, do West Ham have anyone in the squad who is real enough to be honest about that? They have a lot of players on high wages, when they've done very little to warrant it, so I wouldn't be surprised if some of them shirk responsibility.

 

[mike_l]

At least they've got bubbles though, their precious fucking bubbles, bellends...

 

[Col_M]

It's a stupid question I know but is Carroll injured again or is he just not making the starting line up ?

 

[Marty]

It's a stupid question I know but is Carroll injured again or is he just not making the starting line up ?

I have said this before but I always just assume Carroll's injured unless someone says otherwise.

 

[Marty]

Seeing WHAM only 8th in the hate table in the Chelsea thread got me wondering why they weren't higher. I guess it's hard to hate a club that provides countless hours of hilarity.

 

[VertongHen]

You know you're properly fucked in defence when;

• Top PL scorer 16/17: Antonio (5)
• Top PL assists 16/17: Payet (3)
• West Ham in the PL 16/17: 18th

 

[riggi]

Bloke fixing our oven. He's an un happy hammer . I'm letting my dad take him down and then I'll go in like a vulture.

Fuck me he talked for England.

 

[riggi]

Seeing WHAM only 8th in the hate table in the Chelsea thread got me wondering why they weren't higher. I guess it's hard to hate a club that provides countless hours of hilarity.

Depends on your location. They don't have that bigger support around the country and we do.

 

[Cornpattbuck]

Seeing WHAM only 8th in the hate table in the Chelsea thread got me wondering why they weren't higher. I guess it's hard to hate a club that provides countless hours of hilarity.

I've never hated West Ham; just seen them as irrelevant until the last year or two. Now they amuse me. A hate table?!

 

[JerryGarcia]

A hate table?!

It's Chelsea fans hate table so I'm assuming its...

1) Jews
2) Black people
3) Asians
4) The disabled
5) Spurs
6) Arsenal
7) Man Utd
8) West Ham
9) Personal hygiene
10) Everything else

 

[riggi]

It's Chelsea fans hate table so I'm assuming its...

1) Jews (except owner and former manager)
2) Black people (apart from drogba)
3) Asians
4) The disabled
5) Spurs
6) Arsenal
7) Man Utd
8) West Ham
9) Personal hygiene
10) Everything else

 

[thinktank]

So far I've enjoyed this game more than any other this season tbh.

 

[thinktank]

Love the way josh has played tonight so far.

 

[Spurger King]

Lol

 

[kr1978]

So far I've enjoyed this game more than any other this season tbh.

Love the way josh has played tonight so far.