- Oct 25, 2005
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That David Sullivan ten point guide to really, really pissing off West Ham fans
Sell off historic old ground. Check.
Sell off cups, medals and pictures from old ground. Check
Move into rented accommodation not fit for football. Check
Fit it out as cheaply and tackily as possible. Check.
F*** up transition arrangements and cause fights between home fans. Check.
F*** up stewarding and segregation arrangements and cause fights between home and away fans. Check.
Oversee disastrous transfer window. Check.
Get knocked out of Europe in August. Check
Blow up the old ground for a cheap stunt. Check.
Hmm. That's only nine...
What else should I do? I know. I'll show them how stinking rich I am. I'll appear on a tacky Channel 5 show and let them all see where all the money I got for Upton Park has gone. I'll revel in how many swimming pools I've got while the rain pours onto them from the botched roof of their crappy rented athletics track. I'll show them all my expensive, tacky belongings and then they'll understand why I didn't spend any money on a Centre Back to replace Tomkins. I mean, it's not as if we're going to ship 4 goals every game, is it?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/see-inside-west-ham-owner-8876693
The more I see him at work, the more I start to think he's an evil genius whose sole purpose in life is to troll West Ham fans. I mean, he couldn't really be that much of a tactless, blithering idiot, could he?
Anyway. Channel 5 tonight. 9pm. It promises to be a blast.
I bet its the tackiest place ever. With child sized toilets etc.