Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[spur_souljah]

I think West Ham just go through a list of strikers that have scored against us in the past 5 seasons, strange scouting system

 

[Nine while nine]

So the West Ham Board promised they would spend £20m on a striker and they have.

Well done, them.

And I'm sure he's worth every penny. I mean it's not as if he was going free last summer, is it?

Oh, he was?

Ah well, it's not as if West Ham were interested in him then and failed to sign him, is it?

Oh, they were and they did?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...hana-star-agrees-free-transfer-Marseille.html

What a bunch of muppets.

 

[Led's Zeppelin]

Someone on Kumb has just clarified the whole situation on the views at the Olympic Stadium.

He explains that contrary to claims by many unhappy fans, they are not bad views.

They are just too far away.

 

[Beautiful Yetta]

Are BBC getting a back hander too? 'London Stadium'?

Ideally they'd go with 'So called London Stadium'

 

[goughie1966]

You have to respect their sense of humour

Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread
by fjthegrey on Sat Aug 06, 2016 11:01 am

I just got a text saying Ayew failed his medical.

Wouldnt know the reliability of the source. West Ham fan though.

Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread
by Simply Moore on Sat Aug 06, 2016 11:06 am

Can everyone stop failing medicals!

Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread
by Chicken Run Supreme on Sat Aug 06, 2016 11:10 am

I thought anyone with a pulse passed our medicals??!!!

Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread
by Simply Moore on Sat Aug 06, 2016 11:21 am

Breaking news;

"West Ham are sad to announce that Andre Ayew died during the second half of his medical with West Ham. We are still hopeful we can sign him. More to follow"

Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread
by Longaz on Sat Aug 06, 2016 11:28 am

Payet, Lanzini, Antonio, Feghouli, Tore and Ayew. Wow.



Re: A £20 million plus striker: The summer transfer thread
by CockneyRebel on Sat Aug 06, 2016 12:03 pm

So Ayew fee agreed with Swansea and personal terms done and dusted.

Now just need:

A - him to pass his medical

B - Swansea to agree fee with a Spanish club for their replacement

C - Swansea to then agree terms with player

D - Player to pass medical with Swansea

What could possibly go wrong at this stage?

 

[Bensonrecon]

Someone on Kumb has just clarified the whole situation on the views at the Olympic Stadium.

He explains that contrary to claims by many unhappy fans, they are not bad views.

They are just too far away.

Username Father Ted Crilly?

 

[Cornpattbuck]

Yay they got their 20m striker

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36992750

Swansea got him on a free last year, right?

 

[spurs mental]

Swansea got him on a free last year, right?

Correct. He turned West ham down for Swansea too if I'm not mistaken.

But I thought he was a winger more than a striker?

 

[DJS]

Ayew is also more of a winger than a pure striker as well isn't he?

 

[Cornpattbuck]

Correct. He turned West ham down for Swansea too if I'm not mistaken.

But I thought he was a winger more than a striker?

Same. Actually scored a few for Swansea, but his record at Marseille wasn't very good. He is a decent player though.

 

[Lilbaz]

Quick question. If west ham buy the ground in say 10 years. Would they be able to rip it up and strat again. Getting rid of the track etc???

Athletics has a 99 year lease there so they will have to find them a new home.

 

[THFCSPURS19]

They might sign Ayew and Bacca.

 

[Sweech]

They might sign Ayew and Bacca.

Haven't they already signed Jonathan Calleri? It just hasn't been announced yet.

 

[THFCSPURS19]

Haven't they already signed Jonathan Calleri? It just hasn't been announced yet.

Yeah, but they are getting rid of Valencia and Sakho (providing he can eventually pass a medical).

 

[VegasII]

They didn't spend their own money on their stadium so now they're spending loadsa money on their transfers

 

[Gb160]

Yay they got their 20m striker

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36992750

If I pay £50k for a Transit van it doesn't mean I've got a 50k motor...it means I've been rinsed.
Swansea must be laughing, 20m for a player they picked up for free last year.

 

[Col_M]

If I pay £50k for a Transit van it doesn't mean I've got a 50k motor...it means I've been rinsed.
Swansea must be laughing, 20m for a player they picked up for free last year.

Manchester United and Pogba say Hello

 

[spursfan77]

If I pay £50k for a Transit van it doesn't mean I've got a 50k motor...it means I've been rinsed.
Swansea must be laughing, 20m for a player they picked up for free last year.

Didn't they pay him a £6 million signing on fee though so not really free.

 

[Sweech]

They didn't spend their own money on their stadium so now they're spending loadsa money on their transfers

They haven't spent a whole lot yet. Feghouli and Nordveidt were on frees.

I can't imagine what their wage bill must look like now though.

 

[nailsy]

Swansea must be laughing. Sign Ayew on a free (although large signing on fee), then sell him to West Ham for £20m. Meanwhile they sign Llorente.....