Let's All Laugh At... let's all laugh at United

[rossdapep]

Oh this is all working out very well. Very well indeed...

Is that the Lego Lounge?

Only allowed in if you resemble a lego piece. And Onana has got the look.

Arteta currently there eating a lego sandwich.

 

[luRRka]

He missed the game. I knew it would be a push. Cameroon currently losing to Guinea. Bet they're thrilled with united

 

[E17yid]

He missed the game. I knew it would be a push. Cameroon currently losing to Guinea. Bet they're thrilled with united

Wouldn’t they just be pissed off with Onana? He’s the one who’s mugged off his country

 

[luRRka]

Wouldn’t they just be pissed off with Onana? He’s the one who’s mugged off his country

Didn't United ask Cameroon for him to be kept back so he could play against us before going off to AFCON?

 

[E17yid]

Didn't United ask Cameroon for him to be kept back so he could play against us before going off to AFCON?

I don’t know but at the end of the day, and I imagine this is how Cameroon will feel, is that he shouldn’t of made himself available to UTD for our game in the first place and should’ve joined up with his international teammates whenever they all met up (whenever that was)

 

[BorjeSpurs]

Wouldn’t they just be pissed off with Onana? He’s the one who’s mugged off his country

Onana has already left the WC squad in Qatar after arguments with the manager over his style of play.

That kind of ego is almost unheard of from a keeper.

 

[E17yid]

Onana has already left the WC squad in Qatar after arguments with the manager over his style of play.

That kind of ego is almost unheard of from a keeper.

You would’ve thought this latest thing would be it for him now then. If I was Cameroon manager I’d be very tempted to tell him to not bother finishing his journey and to fuck off back to Manchester.

 

[Oscar22]

Bless him, looks like he’s slow to travel be it on a plane or off his line.

 

[ItsBoris]

Found this pretty interesting, NBC compared the passing map for Man Utd vs us to Man City vs Newcastle:

A picture worth 1000 words I'd say. Unfortunately they didn't show our's

 

[yankspurs]

So I was bored to tears & started browsing United's SEC filings on the sale of a portion of the company to Ratcliffe. In one of the filings, the ownership soliciitation statement, it details the bidding process of ownership. Long story short, the filings prove my longstanding opinion that the Qatari bid was in actuality, fraudulent. They never provided proof of funding, never actually committed to investments & in fact, lowered their bid on class A shares. United never even negotiated with this Sheikh Jassim guy (if he even exists). They were always negotiating with representatives. Now, these are filings on record with the US government. You cannot lie on those for PR like United fans will undoubtedly claim. These are facts. The Qatar bid was a bunch of bullshit.

 

[arunspurs]

OMG

 

[Oscar22]

OMG

It’s the crossbar and post sounds

 

[UncleBuck]

Onana has already left the WC squad in Qatar after arguments with the manager over his style of play.

That kind of ego is almost unheard of from a keeper.

Keepers are generally wired a bit differently and are all a bit mad but there has always been that view that they are the manager’s lieutenant on the pitch, that was always how I played, however, I’ll never forget watching Kepa refusing to come off for Sarri.
One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on a pitch!

 

[Frozen_Waffles]

Onana has already left the WC squad in Qatar after arguments with the manager over his style of play.

That kind of ego is almost unheard of from a keeper.

Just sign the players with the right mentality, imagine if we spunked 50m on this guy.

Vicario is the signing of the decade.

 

[Schoon-related]

OMG

Take out the swearing and that's only ten seconds long.

 

[he is you know!]

should ease this summer quite a bit as I think Martial and Varanes contracts are up

Switched this to here.

Rashfords increase will have negated losing Martial. Varanes contract is up to 2025 according to Transftrmkt, but this may include 1 year option. They are negotiating a reduction I think.

They are stuck with Sancho's 300k plus wages and Anthony whose stock has fallen. Don't see the new regime being able to do anything with them in the short term unless they ditch Ten Haag.

 

[muppetman]

OMG

Pass, pass, pass, pass, pass.

 

[olithfc]

Pass, pass, pass, pass, pass.

This is funny

For some reason can’t see it directly on Twitter

 

[BorjeSpurs]

 

[Tucker]

Partridge showing up tipped me over the edge.