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Nice to see Peter Capaldi turn his hand at Football management though. That Brazilian weather must play havoc with his Scottish fair skin.
Oh for fucks sake, the below has just popped up on my bookface feed ?
Twas the night before Christmas,
When all through the house,
"The Champions of Europe!"
They all sang in Scouse.
3 trophies sat in the cabinet with utmost care,
In hopes that the league soon would be there.
The Kop kids were nestled,
All snug in their beds,
While visions of Mane
Danced in their heads.
Trent on corners,
Divock on attack,
Barca always knew,
The Reds would come back.
And while in the media,
There was such a clatter.
"No signings this Summer?!"
What was the matter?
Away to Twitter our predictions got rash,
Tore out our hair and thought the squad trash.
Yet just as we thought all those months ago,
Top of the league with not a loss in tow.
We're just all assholes that much is clear,
It's funny as hell how good we are this year.
With a squad so together,
So lively and quick,
Mentality Monsters,
It makes Pep sick.
A team in every sense,
No one special star,
They never seem to panic,
Even with VAR.
Now Becker! Now Virgil!
Now Gini and Bobby!
On Salah and Mane!
To the top of the league,
To the top of the wall,
God save Lord Divock
Now Minamino on call!
As Klopp sprang to his sleigh,
To his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew,
Full of pressing and hustle.
And Klopp did exclaim,
As he flew out of sight,
"Happy Christmas all you Reds,
We're boss! That is right!"
YNWA
Unbearable levels of cringeOh for fucks sake, the below has just popped up on my bookface feed ?
Twas the night before Christmas,
When all through the house,
"The Champions of Europe!"
They all sang in Scouse.
3 trophies sat in the cabinet with utmost care,
In hopes that the league soon would be there.
The Kop kids were nestled,
All snug in their beds,
While visions of Mane
Danced in their heads.
Trent on corners,
Divock on attack,
Barca always knew,
The Reds would come back.
And while in the media,
There was such a clatter.
"No signings this Summer?!"
What was the matter?
Away to Twitter our predictions got rash,
Tore out our hair and thought the squad trash.
Yet just as we thought all those months ago,
Top of the league with not a loss in tow.
We're just all assholes that much is clear,
It's funny as hell how good we are this year.
With a squad so together,
So lively and quick,
Mentality Monsters,
It makes Pep sick.
A team in every sense,
No one special star,
They never seem to panic,
Even with VAR.
Now Becker! Now Virgil!
Now Gini and Bobby!
On Salah and Mane!
To the top of the league,
To the top of the wall,
God save Lord Divock
Now Minamino on call!
As Klopp sprang to his sleigh,
To his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew,
Full of pressing and hustle.
And Klopp did exclaim,
As he flew out of sight,
"Happy Christmas all you Reds,
We're boss! That is right!"
YNWA
And that is why, that no matter how well they are doing, this thread has to be kept alive. There will always be sufficient reason to laugh at this lotUnbearable levels of cringe
God I hate them. The six times shit makes feel sick. I still hold out hope they will have a monumental collapse at some point and throw it all away. It would only take a few injuries ??Oh for fucks sake, the below has just popped up on my bookface feed ?
Twas the night before Christmas,
When all through the house,
"The Champions of Europe!"
They all sang in Scouse.
3 trophies sat in the cabinet with utmost care,
In hopes that the league soon would be there.
The Kop kids were nestled,
All snug in their beds,
While visions of Mane
Danced in their heads.
Trent on corners,
Divock on attack,
Barca always knew,
The Reds would come back.
And while in the media,
There was such a clatter.
"No signings this Summer?!"
What was the matter?
Away to Twitter our predictions got rash,
Tore out our hair and thought the squad trash.
Yet just as we thought all those months ago,
Top of the league with not a loss in tow.
We're just all assholes that much is clear,
It's funny as hell how good we are this year.
With a squad so together,
So lively and quick,
Mentality Monsters,
It makes Pep sick.
A team in every sense,
No one special star,
They never seem to panic,
Even with VAR.
Now Becker! Now Virgil!
Now Gini and Bobby!
On Salah and Mane!
To the top of the league,
To the top of the wall,
God save Lord Divock
Now Minamino on call!
As Klopp sprang to his sleigh,
To his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew,
Full of pressing and hustle.
And Klopp did exclaim,
As he flew out of sight,
"Happy Christmas all you Reds,
We're boss! That is right!"
YNWA
Oh for fucks sake, the below has just popped up on my bookface feed ?
Twas the night before Christmas,
When all through the house,
"The Champions of Europe!"
They all sang in Scouse.
3 trophies sat in the cabinet with utmost care,
In hopes that the league soon would be there.
The Kop kids were nestled,
All snug in their beds,
While visions of Mane
Danced in their heads.
Trent on corners,
Divock on attack,
Barca always knew,
The Reds would come back.
And while in the media,
There was such a clatter.
"No signings this Summer?!"
What was the matter?
Away to Twitter our predictions got rash,
Tore out our hair and thought the squad trash.
Yet just as we thought all those months ago,
Top of the league with not a loss in tow.
We're just all assholes that much is clear,
It's funny as hell how good we are this year.
With a squad so together,
So lively and quick,
Mentality Monsters,
It makes Pep sick.
A team in every sense,
No one special star,
They never seem to panic,
Even with VAR.
Now Becker! Now Virgil!
Now Gini and Bobby!
On Salah and Mane!
To the top of the league,
To the top of the wall,
God save Lord Divock
Now Minamino on call!
As Klopp sprang to his sleigh,
To his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew,
Full of pressing and hustle.
And Klopp did exclaim,
As he flew out of sight,
"Happy Christmas all you Reds,
We're boss! That is right!"
YNWA
They haven't actually been playing that well recently. Hoping Everton take a bit out of them in the FA Cup and VAR is on our side.I really hope is us that ends there undefeated streak.
They haven't actually been playing that well recently. Hoping Everton take a bit out of them in the FA Cup and VAR is on our side.
Weirdest bunch of fans in the world
Those sad bastards have hijacked the poll now and Crouch is actually winningWas just about to post this. They really are a bunch of fucking losers.
Those sad bastards have hijacked the poll now and Crouch is actually winning