Keegan plumps for Wise as DoF at Barcodes

[Rocksuperstar]

match made in heaven.

 

[yanno]

It seems to be more a case of Ashley plumps for Wise as DoF - I'm not sure Keegan knew anything about it. Which just goes to show what a fecking eejit Ashley is - a view widely held in the City of London.

Meanwhile, Keegan's tactical preparation for the Barcode's first Arse match was apparently nonexistent & laughable. And a big factor in Woodgate deciding to join a proper club with a proper coach. Keegan doesn't need another Mr Motivator at Newcastle; he needs someone who can devise and communicate a tactical plan to the players. Dennis Wise is patently incapable of doing this.

I'm so glad Ashley (and his mate Kemsley), didn't get their hands on our club. Dennis Wise @ Spurs would have been an absolute nightmare.

 

[Rocksuperstar]

I was just saying that last line to my work mate as i read it (though more concerning Ashley than Kemmers) - agree with what you're saying as well, right now Barcodes need some real coaches there who know how to get a team working as a team, rather than a bunch of overpaid nuns.

 

[LSUY]

:rofl: That is great.

No matter how bad Tottenham get at least we aren't Newcastle.

Why in God's name would you
1) hire Dennis Wise
2) get a director of football without consulting the manager, especially if the manager is a hell of a lot more popular with the fans then anyone else in that region
3) set up a DOF system. The system only works if you have got a bloody good director in the position and I doubt Wise is up to it

 

[haxman]

Its Newcastle ffs. Nuff said.

 

[klinsmann66]

Alan Shearer must be salivating at this prospect....:rofl:

 

[Liquidator]

Like I mentioned elswhere - they got Wise in to mentor Joey Barton. :rofl:



"Oh, Prison Food, it tastes delicious
that's why I'm so f**kin' vicious,
Joey B, I'm Joey B."

 

[900triumph]

It's like watching Buster Keaton - they've ducked under the swinging ladder and dodged the plate glass only to step on the rake! Glad we got the right one from the Leeds dream management team!

 

[Liquidator]

I like where you're coming from 900 - but the thing about Buster Keaton was it was all meticulously planned.

And you'd PAY to see him!!

 

[Liquidator]

match made in heaven.

Pure, unadulterated class.

 

[nidge]

Wise is the fall guy for when Keegan fails. It's that simple.

 

[SpurSince57]

Wise and Newcastle have apparently been brought together by Tony Jimenez, a property developer and friend of both Ashley and Kemsley, who is developing a relationship as a facilitator of deals and was involved in Juande Ramos's managerial move from Sevilla to Spurs.

http://football.guardian.co.uk/News_Story/0,,2248462,00.html

It also transpires that Wise's wife is a lawyer. I'd imagine that could prove useful.

 

[Rocksuperstar]

"Tony Jimenez, an ex-property developer, was sentenced to 7 years imprisonment and ordered to pay over £8.5mil in fines, as the FA finally got their man to bring a close to Lord Stevens' 25 year investigation into illegal payments in the game..."

dunno why, but that's the first thing i thought when i heard the name Jimenez - maybe i'm so sub-conciously racist i can't help myself :lol:

 

[llamafarmer]

:rofl:

Got to laugh at those stripey morons haven't you?!

I'd love to see Keegan get so pissed off with it he walks out tomorrow.

 

[ever]

its actually quite a clever appointment, admitadley i dislike anything with vertical stripes, but keegan is pretty shaky when it comes to transfers and as many people who come between him and the purchase of players is a good thing for the club

that being siad though, wise is a ****